Welcome to "Space Boyfriends", a collection of short stories about our two favorite Time Lords. Warning: if you don't ship Doctor/Master, you might as well leave right now. Go on, have your lovely beans on toast. Thank you! Oh, and reviews are appreciated!

Title: Tegan Didn't Mean To See That, or, Caught In The Act
Starring: Fifth Doctor/Ainley!Master, and a very horrified Tegan Jovanka.
Summary: Tegan walks into the TARDIS and finds the Doctor with someone...unexpected. (Humor)

"Doctor? Doctor, I-Doctor!" The poor Australian flight attendant barged into the TARDIS and was shocked to find the Doctor, shirtless and sweaty, lying on the floor, his arms raveled around none other than the Master, also shirtless and sweaty.

"Ah, ah, Tegan!" exclaimed the Doctor, brushing his shaggy blonde hair out of his face. His eyes were wild, and his cheeks and neck were bright red. "The Master and I...we were just-"

"Doctor, what the hell are you two doing?!" Tegan sputtered.

"Well, we were...I was just...arresting the Master!" said the Doctor. "But he was resisting, so I had to get a bit physical. Not to worry though, Tegan. I've everything under control. Come on, you!" The Doctor put the Master into a headlock and pinned his arms behind his back. "I'm taking you to the... intergalactic... prison... facility... place."

"Oh, oh, er, damn you, Doctor!" said the Master, playing along. "Someday, I shall get my revenge, and, and, er, you will all perish!"

"Why are you both half dressed?!" Tegan shouted.

"Oh, well, er...well...I-I didn't have any handcuffs, so I had to improvise some restraints!" The Doctor undid his belt and secured the Master's wrists with it. "There! That'll teach you to try and take over the universe!"

Tegan stared at the Time Lords in slight horror and slowly backed out of the TARDIS, then ran out altogether.

The Doctor let out a sigh of relief. "That was a close one."

"Indeed." The Master gave the Doctor a mischievous smirk. "Love the belt touch, by the way." He winked.

The Doctor blushed furiously. "Yes, well...where were we?