This entire "Story" is gonna poke fun/talk about any Sonic game/TV show/Comic I can think of/find. I think it'll be fun. No particular order, but I think it'll be fun. Let's see what the characters have to say.
(Probably going to be really small chapters)
The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog (Old TV Show)
The blue hedgehog glanced down at the piece of paper. "Great. Fanmail." He groaned, tearing the envelope open. His eyes scanned it quickly, Tails looking at it over his older brother's shoulder.
"Can I see?" The fox asked, his blue eyes just barely able to look over Sonic's shoulder.
The blue hero smiled, ruffling the fox's hair. "Sure bud, I already read it." He handed the letter to the small fox, who immediately began reading. As he read, a curious expression began to form on his face. When he finished, he looked up. "I've been wondering the same thing. How did you manage to get your quills to look like that?"
Sonic groaned as he remembered the long hours of preparation before each shoot. "Way too much time in the barber shop, lots of hair gel and spray." He said, thinking of that odd hairstyle. Then glanced down at the fox, a smile tugging his face. "What about you? What's up with the brown fur and hair?" He poked the three tufts of fur that hung over the fox's face.
The small fox crossed his eyes in an attempt to watch his brother's finger. "Lots of dye and hair spray." The fox said, remembering how long he had to sit still for during that process. They used so much tinfoil too.
Sonic laughed. "I'm not sure I understood the designs much, but whatevs." A mischievous grin crossed his face. "What about Robuttnik? That was funny."
Tails laughed as he recalled the ridiculous design of the doctor. "How he managed to get his head from a circle to an oval is beyond me." The small fox grinned as he dragged a laugh out of his older brother.
Sonic smiled widely. "The robots too."
Tails grinned. "What were their names? The short one was Grounder I'm pretty sure...What was the name of the chicken?"
Sonic laughed again, recalling the two bumbling robots. "Scratch. I think. Not many of their plans worked, entertaining to make fun of them that way." He frowned suddenly. "But the ones that did work, even if it was scripted." He shuddered.
Tails nodded, agreeing with his brother. "Like that one slow ray."
Sonic cringed. "Don't mention then name of that thing." He hissed. A small smile crept onto the fox's fuzzy face. "It wasn't funny!" The blue speedster snapped. "They actually made it work! I actually couldn't move fast!" He shuddered, flopping into the nearest couch and drawing his legs up close to him.
The yellow fox managed to hide the smile, then grinned as he remembered something else. "What about that monkey? What's-his-face?"
Sonic laughed, relaxing visibly at the subject change. "Coconuts. Hah! Guy thought he was great!" The hedgehog froze mid-laugh as someone cleared their throat behind him. It sounded very familiar. The hedgehog's eyes widened. "Oh God." He said, whipping out the side door, the forgotten robots hot on his heels.
Had way too much fun with that. Just so you know, much of this was purely for the story, I actually like the show. No matter how odd the designs looked.
Please review, I'd like to know how to make it better.