Hello readers! This story is continued in a sequel, 'The 81st Hunger Games: A Return of Past Victors'. I'm up to chapter two!
And since there must be a bit of the story in each chapter...
**Aqua and I are yelling at you, while Parker is in the back getting a headache from both of us**
Aqua: READ THE SEQUEL ALREADY! I DIDN'T WIN SO YOU COULD SIT AROUND AND BE DONE WITH ME!
Me: EXACTLY! YOU MUST SEE HER AS A VERY OBNOXIOUS MENTOR!
Aqua: OBNOXIOUS?! LIKE PEOPLE DON'T GET ANNOYED WITH YOU TO THE POINT OF ATTACKING YOU!
Me: TRUTHFULLY, THAT HAS NEVER HAPPENED TO ME!
Aqua: SERIOUSLY?
Me: YES, SERIOUSLY! I'M AS SURPRISED AS YOU ARE!
Aqua: THEN YOU'VE GOTTA BE PRETTY SURPRISED!
Me: **mutters** If I actually knew how to use any kind of weapon...
Parker: Back to the point... Aqua is an annoying mentor, and-
Aqua: REALLY?! YOU TOO?!
Parker: Yep.
Aqua: I've had it with you people... **storms out of room**
Parker: So anyways... If you want to read about Aqua getting attacked by Katniss and some other people that hate her, read the sequel: 'The 81st Hunger Games: A Return of Past Victors'. A story with a very creative title.
Me: And you think you could think of a better one?
Parker: **thinks for a while** If I thought about it long enough, probably.
Me: You know I don't think about things. I just take the easy way out.
Parker: And to think, you've gotten over sixty positive reviews.
Me: And I deserve every one of them. So if you reviewed, I thank you. Even the person that called Aqua a psycho and asked if she were dropped on her head when she was a baby. That was pretty funny.
Parker: Personally, I was surprised there weren't more of those.
Me: Right?! The rest said I gave the Career a more 'human side'. I DIDN'T TRY THAT! I was hoping for more of a 'bloodthirsty murder' kinda feel.
Parker: Exactly. Someone even said, 'OMG whatever you do, don't kill Aqua and Parker! I almost died when he almost died!' As much as I appreciated that, I was very surprised to see it.
Aqua: **storms back into room** Okay, so for the record, I WAS NOT DROPPED ON MY HEAD WHEN I WAS A BABY! AND I HAVE NO 'HUMAN' SIDE!
Parker: How would you remember it if you were?
Aqua: **stares at Parker, clearly infuriated** I would- **thinks a little more** I- You know what, I'm leaving for the LAST TIME!
Me: Have fun trying to get sponsors!
Aqua: **makes annoyed grunt audible from outside of room**
Me: You know what I don't get? Why everyone was talking about how much they hate Prim. What's so bad about her? Personally, I don't love her obviously, but I don't hate her.
Parker: Yeah, she really wasn't that bad.
Me: Thank you!
Parker: **thinks about something** Hey, didn't I die in the first version of this?
Me: **stays silent** ...Maybe?
Parker: **glares at me**
Me: ...And Aqua may have killed you...
Parker: **still glaring**
Me: ...And you may have died in a fiery inferno as well...
Parker: **glares even more**
Me: So... Here are five fun facts about the first copy of this that Parker won't kill me over! One: Prim wasn't actually in it, and the girl from 12 was the first kill. Two: Chuck killed Rosie. Three: Sam killed Edison, who never betrayed the Careers. Four: Almost everyone had a different name, but I decided to save them for other stories. Five: It was hand written. You wouldn't believe how badly my fingers hurt after writing it.
Parker: And one more! It was awful! Pure garbage that took two years to write! Ask someone who read the original!
Me: Thanks for the support, Parker.
Parker: You can't deny the truth!
Me: ...Yeah it was really bad...
Parker: That's what I thought.
Anonymous Ghost: **floats into room** YOU KILLED ME, EMBRINA!
Me: And... Who are you?
Anonymous Ghost: Really? YOU CREATED ME!
Me: **blank stare**
Anonymous Ghost: Karlie? Karlie Percy?
Parker: The name sounds familiar...
Karlie's Ghost: I WAS IN THE HUNGER GAMES WITH YOU!
Me: Oh yeah... I did create you...
Parker: Weren't you like... The second person dead in the Bloodbath?
Karlie's Ghost: I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!
Me: Okay ghost of a very minor character that nobody knows anything about, including me... Can you leave now?
Karlie's Ghost: I will leave now, but I will be back... **floats out of room**
Parker: I think we should end this before anything more... Interesting happens...
Me: Agreed. So there you have it, the most complex way to tell someone you to read the sequel to this!
Parker: So if you actually took the time to read all of this, there is no reason you wouldn't want to read the sequel!
Me: Yeah, only a true fan could stand to read this.
Aqua: **storms into room for second time** Yes! And if you don't, I WILL KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!
Parker: Believe me, she will.
Aqua: Yes! So read about me! I am too amazing not to be obsessed with!
Me: So that's all I could think of for a creative ending! THE END!
Yay! So this was really fun to write, and I was wondering what topic Aqua and some other people should discuss some other time... Have any ideas?