A/N: i'm back omfg, especially since i've finally got my own laptop. i'm pretty sure that this will include a lot of one shots so yeah. I hope you enjoy. btw, this is AU, so yeah, new characters may come into this.

Disclaimer: I don't own Bones cause i'm too poor, and i suck at updating.

Chapter 1: Can we keep it?

"But mommy! Why can't we keep it?" Christine whined.

"Christine, I said no, now end of discussion." Said Brennan.

Booth smiles and walks up to his two girls having a conversation. "Hey you two, what's going on?"

Shaking her head Brennan replied "Christine wants to keep the snake she found in the backyard. Booth, you know how I feel about snakes."

"But its cute! I'll even take care of it myself! What's wrong with snakes?" Christine asked.

"Christine, you should know better. You and I both know how your mother is around snakes. Besides, you already have a goldfish, turtle, and a bearded dragon. You don't need anymore pets," Booth said with a frown.

"Hey! I'm not afraid of snakes!" Brennan defended.

Chuckling at a memory, Booth replied "Oh yeah, what about that case where you dressed up as Wonder Woman, and I dressed like a squint?"

Crossing her arms Brennan just glared, earning a deep laugh from Booth.

"Mommy, what is daddy talking about?"

"Nothing sweetheart." Brennan replied quickly.

"So can I keep the snake?"

"Nice try pumpkin, but if your mom says no, then its a no. Now, put that snake back where it came from." Said Booth, trying not to laugh once again.

As Christine ran into the backyard to place the snake back to where she found it, Brennan turned to Booth. "

What?" He said with a grin.

"You know what." She said with a light punch to his shoulder.

"No, I don't know what."

"Booth, I thought we don't discuss work at home. Especially in front of our daughter! Also, you don't have to let the whole world know that I'm afraid of snakes."

"Aaaah, so now you admit that you're afraid of snakes. Don't worry, I'll save you from snakes any day." Booth said while wrapping his arms around Brennan.

Walking back in and seeing that her parents were about to kiss, Christine asked " Mommy, daddy, are you two having a moment?"

Trying hard not to laugh, Brennan replied " Yes sweetheart, we were."

Crossing her arms, Christine pouted and said "Well it's not fair to not invite me. I want to cuddle too!"

"Come here pumpkin." Booth said with his and Brennan's arms wide open.

A/N: Uhh , so how was that for first fic back ? Has been a while now , i know .