PsychotANT

Hey guys. You've all been waiting for this one. It's the moment you've all been waiting for. It's the next part of A.N.T. Farm Season Four. Last time on PsychotANT, Sean's new girlfriend Amy threatened Olive to stay away from him. Olive tried to warn Sean but he doesn't believe her. Meanwhile, Lexi and Jason are trying to figure out why Paisley is depressed. Today, the truth about Amy is going to be revealed. So here it is, scene three of PsychotANT. Enjoy.

Scene Three

Act One

(Int. Z-Tech. A.N.T. Farm)

Sean: I can't believe you, Olive. I thought you were my friend.

Olive: Sean, I am your friend. I'm telling you that your new girlfriend is whacko.

Sean: She is not whacko!

Olive: She is too. She threatened me.

Sean: I don't believe you.

Olive: So, who are you going to believe the crazy, psychotic girl or me?

(Amy steps out of Chyna and Olive's dorm room, along with Chyna)

Amy: Sean, sweetie. Are you ready for our smoothie date?

Sean: Yes, dear. I've got to get going.

Olive: Sean, wait…

Sean: Bye, Olive.

(Sean and Amy step into the roomavator. Amy waves and smiles at Olive)

Chyna: I guess things didn't turn out good between you and Sean.

Olive: He didn't believe me and you know why. Because that thieving hussy filled his head with lies. That's why!

Chyna: So now what are you going to do?

Olive: I don't know. Maybe I should just let him be happy. I guess that's what he would've wanted. To be happy with the girl he really likes.

(Meanwhile, with Sean and Amy. Sean and Amy are sitting in the courtyard)

Sean: I can't believe Olive. She's trying to wreck our relationship just because she's jealous of us.

Amy: I know. Maybe you should just let her stay out of your life…for good. I mean, she's trouble and I don't want her around you.

Sean: Amy. Olive's my friend. I can't do that to her. Besides, you can't tell who I can't be friends with. You're not the boss of me.

(Sean gets up and tries to get away. Instead, Amy grabs him by his wrist)

Sean: Ow. Amy, you're hurting me.

Amy: I will not be ignored, Sean.

(Amy rips Sean's shirt sleeve off. Sean screams like a girl and tries to run away from Amy until Amy handcuffs Sean to her)

Amy: You're not going anywhere, Sean. You're going to stay with me forever and ever. And nobody will get in our way! (Laughs maniacally)

Sean: Oh, boy. Heeeeeeeeeeelp!

(Chyna and Olive step out of the roomavator and see Sean and Amy)

Olive: Sean, we need to talk. I want to apologize about Amy. I know that I don't like her but I'll grow to like her. Interesting factoid about the expression "grow to like her" I'm not talking about me growing like a giant….

Sean: Olive, this is not the time. I'm in trouble here.

Olive: Sean, it's okay to be afraid about being in a relationship. Trust me, it happened to me before when I dated Fletcher. I was afraid at first but….

Sean: Olive, will you shut up and look at the doggone handcuffs!

(Olive and Chyna notice the handcuffs on Sean and Amy)

Olive: What the heck?!

Chyna: Amy, what are you doing to Sean?

Amy: He's mine forever and Olive can't have him.

Olive: So you handcuff him?! Are you nuts?

Amy: WHO ARE YOU CALLING NUTS, YOU BEAUTIFUL STINKBLOSSOM PEACH?!

Olive: Stinkblossom peach?

Chyna: Oh, no. Olive, that girl. She's….

(Another boy pops out from behind the juice cart wearing a chef's outfit)

Olive: Graham!

Graham: Hello, Olive.

Chyna: Oh, no!

(Meanwhile, Lexi and Jason enter the girl's lounge and sees Paisley eating a banana without peeling it)

Lexi: Hey, Paisley.

Paisley: Oh, hi.

Jason: Why are you eating a banana without peeling it?

Paisley: Because it's good for you and the peel is filled with potassium.

Lexi: Paisley, I'm worried about you. You've been very moody over these past days and you've been avoiding me. What is it?

Paisley: I can't tell you.

Jason: Paisley, please tell us. We want to know right now.

Paisley: Why should I tell you?! Your boyfriend does not want to hear my problems! If he wants to know then fine I'll tell you! My parents are getting a divorce!

Lexi: Are you sure it's not your parrots?

Paisley: Yes, I'm sure. Lexi, all you care about is your boyfriend and not your best friend. I feel unwanted.

Lexi: Paisley, I don't mean to make you feel unwanted. I know that I've been busy with Jason and I'm sorry that I didn't get a chance to hear about your problems. I'm very sorry about your parents getting divorced. Would you like to talk about it some more?

Paisley: Sure. I want to talk about it with you and Jason. Lexi, you're like a sister to me.

Lexi: Thanks.

Paisley: Well, let's eat some fruit because I am starving.

(Paisley picks up an onion and starts eating it)

Jason: Paisley, you do know that's an onion, right?

Paisley: (Smiles) I know. It's a very healthy fruit.

(Lexi makes a facepalm)

End of Act One

Scene Three

Act Two

Sean: Olive, who is that bozo?

Graham: I'm her ex-boyfriend. And you are?

Sean: I'm her friend.

Olive: Graham, what are you doing here?

Graham: I'm here because I want us to get back together.

Amy: And?

Graham: And get my little sister a boyfriend and look what she found the perfect boyfriend.

Olive: Amy's your sister?!

Chyna: Olive, I should've told you about Graham when you first dated him. He's a psycho chef like Gordon Ramsay.

Amy: Who are you calling a psycho?!

Chyna: I'm calling you and your brother psychos. You're a bunch of psychos.

Sean: Help me out here!

Olive: We're trying.

Graham: So, Olive. Would you like to date me again?

Olive: No.

Graham: What?

Olive: No, I will not go out with you again because you said that a girl who flies off the handle is someone you would not want to be with. You really hurt my feelings, Graham. And you know what, your grammar is shoddy. Who ends a sentence with a preposition. I'm just glad that I'm not dating you.

Amy: Forget it, Olive. I'm not letting Sean go. Right, Graham? Graham?

Graham: Let him go, Amy.

Amy: What?

Graham: Let him go.

Sean: You heard the man. Let me go.

Amy: (Sighs) Fine.

(Uncuffs Sean and walks around but turns around and slaps Sean)

Sean: Ow!

Amy: Don't talk to me. We're through.

Sean: Fine.

(Amy enters the roomavator. Graham follows Amy but turns to Olive)

Graham: Goodbye, Olive.

Olive: Goodbye, Graham.

(Graham leaves. The door opens up and Graham and Amy pop up)

Graham and Amy: Toodles.

(They leave)

Sean: Thanks for helping me out you two. I could've been done for.

Chyna: Don't thank me, thank Olive.

Olive: It was nothing. Sean, about what I said about Amy…

Sean: It's okay. She's not right for me anyway. If I'm ready to date, I would date you.

(Olive blushes and giggles)

Olive: (Smiles) Thanks.

(Next Day, INT. Z-Tech. Roomavator)

(Lexi enters the roomavator with Jason and sees Paisley reading a Ratman comic upside down while eating a bacon bowl)

Paisley: Hi, Lexi. Want a bacon bowl?

Lexi: No thanks.

Jason: Don't mind if I do.

(Jason takes a bacon bowl and eats it)

Jason: Mmm, tastes good.

Paisley: It also works when you make a bacon sundae with the bacon bowl. I made one just for you, Lexi.

Lexi: That's nice, Paisley. But….

(Paisley makes an adorable puppy dog pout)

Lexi: (Smiles) Fine, I'll eat the sundae.

(Lexi sits down with Jason and Paisley and eats her sundae)

End of Act Two

And that was PsychotANT. I hope that you enjoyed it. Now, here's a little sneak peek of the next A.N.T. Farm Season Four episode CelANTbration. Enjoy:

(Z-Tech. Wednesday afternoon)

(INT. Z-Tech)

(Olive enters the roomavator. Her hair looks different)

Olive: Hey, Sean.

Sean: Hey, Olive. (Notices Olive's hair) Olive, did you do something with your hair?

Olive: Yeah. I know that my hair was long and beautiful and flowing like Rapunzel, I've decided to cut my hair a bit. It's not too short.

Sean: Looks nice.

Angus: If she cuts it really short, she would have hair like Candice Bergen from the ninth season of Murphy Brown or Markie Post's hair from the seventh season of Night Court.

Olive: Are you trying to call me an old lady?

Angus: I…uh…is it hot in here or is it just me?

Sean: So, Olive. What's up?

Olive: I'm planning Chyna's birthday. She's turning 15 and I want this to be the best surprise party for her ever.

Sean: Sure, I'll help out.

Olive: Thanks. Angus, would you like to help?

Angus: Anything for my beautiful princess.

Olive: Don't call me that.

(Chyna enters)

Chyna: Hey guys.

Sean and Olive: Hey, Chyna.

Chyna: What's going on?

Sean and Olive: Nothing.

Chyna: Looks like you two are hiding something. Is there something you're not telling me?

Sean: (Puts his arm around Olive) It's nothing.

Chyna: I know what's going on. You two were acting secretly around me. Always looking at each other during class and the endless texting and also hanging out with each other. You two are secretly dating.

Angus: What?!

(Sean and Olive turn to Angus)

What did you think of the sneak peek? Was it good or what? Don't forget to review this story (No Bad Reviews) and I'll see you next time for the next episode of A.N.T. Farm Season Four. Till next time my fellow readers.