It's a bird! It's a plane! Can it be? It's an update?!

Yes I know I haven't added in forever and a day, so here we go. Today's lucky victim…**Drumroll** Anzu Mazaki. There is a reason for me using her Japanese name. I can't do the lil accent thingee over the e on my computer, so when I type her name, it looks like Tea.

Ryou: Tea ^.^

Julie: riiiiiight…anyway, for those of you who don't know who anzu is because you haven't watched/read the better version, I have three things to say. 1) Anzu is also known in the English version as Tea Gardener. 2) I pity you. 3)What are you doing reading this?! Get off the computer and go buy the Yu-Gi-Oh! Graphic novels and/ or the latest shonen jump, you poor fool, before you die of lack of yugiohness!!

Disclaimer: **sniff sniff** I own nothing…

Nukuai: About time she realized it…

Julie: Well, I do own something…I own my baka dark half -.-

Nukuai:..ri--HEY!

Julie: and I own Yami, Otogi, and Malik wahahahaha **glomps yami cuz he's closest**

Yami: **face turning blue** can't…breathe…

Otogi: **laughing too hard to speak**

Malik: **snickering**

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Are you ready kids?

Aye, aye, Yami!

I can't heeeear you…

AYE, AYE, YAMI!

Ooooooooooooooooh

Who is obnoxious and annoying as hell?

Anzu Mazaki!

No one listens to the speeches she tells!

Anzu Mazaki!

She and Yugi have been friends for a while…

Anzu Mazaki!

But I have to puke every time that she smiles!

Anzu Mazaki!

Anzu Mazaki!

Anzu Mazaki!

Aaanzuuuuu Mazaaaakiiiiiii!

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Ok one major difference between this one and all my others. With the other spoofs, I was merely poking harmless fun, but I can't stand Anzu. She must die, and all the stuff on here is true! So yeah a anyway…Yeah that's it. GAH i forgot the critics!

Yugi: ...

Yami: Yes yes yes wahahaha it's all truuuuuue

Otogi: She is obnoxious. I couldn't stand her since I met here .

Malik: I hate you all and you will all diiiiiiiiiiie wahahahahaha

Julie: **pulls out his millennium rod** don't think you can do that without this now can you?

Malik: GIVE IT BAAAAAAACK

Juie: **holds it above her head**

Malik: **jumps but can't reach it, Julie's taller than he is.**

Julie: hee hee...Oh yeah, Dew-Shan. I need your e-mail address. I finally read your review that said you wanted to be a critic, and in order to do that I need your e-mail address...well peace out!