In your hand you pulled out from the black hat a... Vietnam styled hat!

"Seriously, how the hell did you get this thing inside?" you asked in disbelief to Alfred who shrugged.

"Dude, ask me how I got PRUSSIA and the author in here and I'll get back to you after the beep," he said, trying to act funny.

You sighed, not understanding how this guy got through life at all. Turning to ask who had rights to the hat, someone took you by surprise - a person was standing right behind you! How did this girl get behind without any sound? Ninja girl?

"Um, i-is this yours?" you asked, handing her the straw hat.

Instead of hearing a 'yes' or any sort of reply the girl merely took the hat and put it on. She stared at you for a while, you did the same, and she turned to walk away. You were about to ask her where she was going but the answer was clear: she was going into the closet. That meant she was your choice! But before you could walk over, you felt a hand grasped your shoulder tightly and you turned to look at who was holding you back.

It was Yao, and Kiku and the other nations from Asia were glaring at you dead-eye with a dark aura. What was going on?

"So you are going in, aru?"

"Uh...yes?"

"If we find a scratch on her," said Kiku rather darkly, "I deeply apologize, but we must kill you."

You nervously laughed with a crooked smile, but you felt the tightness of Yao's grasping hand growing intensely hard.

"One scratch, aru," Yao said. "And Death will be calling you..."

He slowly loosened his grasp on you and you couldn't believe the Asian Nations could be so deadly. With that, you awkwardly strolled over to the closet and felt the glaring eyes from behind. You ignored their staring and went in to find it rather dark. Going further you wandered aimlessly into the closet, different scents were smelt in the air and it displeased your nostrils to the point of clasping your nose.

You heard the door behind gently closing itself, but the last ray of light shined on a pair of feet sitting far away at the end. Going over to her, you thought it would be best to have a conversation. How hard could this woman be to talk to?

"Hey, I don't know if I introduced myself," you said, trying to act cool as you spoke of your name.

However, you heard nothing of a reply.

"So... What's your name?"

Nothing once again.

"Huh," you muttered. "Maybe you're one of those shy-type of girls, huh?"

Out of nowhere, you felt a huge blast of something hard hit your face! You were knocked down on the floor, groaning in pain of the blow.

"How dare you insult me of being 'shy', hmm?" said the girl's voice, angered. "I have you know that many women in my country are the strongest than your country's! We fought hard and did so much, how's that for shy, you thằng ngốc?"

"Should I be insulted by whatever you said?" you asked smugly, getting up yourself.

"Có, and I don't care if I don't seem delicate, but you calling me shy ticked me off!" she said angrily.

"Hey, I'm sorry I insulted you," you apologized to the fuming Vietnamese girl. "Seriously, though. I didn't mean to say that."

You didn't hear anything else after that, and you presumed she was too furious to say anything else to you. What a great way to get a girl you randomly picked hate you, dumbass. So, trying your best once more, you tried to make small talk with her.

"So you're from Vietnam, right?" you asked, taking rest on the floor.

"Có, I'm the nation of Vietnam,"

"What's your name?"

There was a slight pause on that question, but you heard her muttering 'Lien Chung'.

"Do...you know how to laugh at a confusing joke?" she asked suddenly.

"Uh, you're suppose to laugh at it..."

"I mean, HOW do you laugh at a confusing joke?" she repeated the question. "I've been getting people saying these odd puns that don't make sense. They confuse me..."

"Okay..." you said, then you gave it a moment's thought. "Say that this guy says something like: 'why did the chicken cross the road' and you ask, even though you know. When he answers, he tries to make it funny."

"Why does the chicken cross the road?" she asked dryly.

"To get to the other side."

Out of nowhere, you heard the scariest laugh (yet so adorable, you thought) ever in the whole world. You didn't get the reason why she was laughing until it hit you: she liked the joke that didn't make sense!

XxXxXxX

"Do you hear anything, aru?" asked Yao, putting his ear on the closet door.

"I hear...laughing?" Mei Xiao said, baffled.

"Really, Mei? I never heard Lien Chung laugh before..."

"PEOPLE WHO HAVE SEX LAUGH, DAZEE!" screamed Im Yong Soo crazily that scared the Asian Nations.

"THAT'S IT, WE MUST KILL THE CHOSEN ONE!" declared Yao loudly, racing suddenly back from the living and rushing like a speed train to head-butt the closet!

Then, unexpectedly, the closet door opened during Yao's continuing run.

XxXxXxX

You and Lien Chung were just getting out of the closet door, bright smiles on both faces were seen. However, those smiles became shocked ones when you two saw Yao racing right towards you!

"WHAT THE HELL?" you shouted.

Thinking of Lien Chung's safety, you grabbed hold of her and pushed each other down on the floor! Because of that, Yao tripped over your leg and was flung into the endless abyss of within. You were about to ask if Lien Chung was okay, but then you saw the huge flush of pink on her face and she looked as though she was asleep.

You looked up to the shocked Mei Xiao. "What was that?" you asked.

"Um...we thought you two were...having sex," she replied, embarrassed.

"Who told you that?"

"I'M ALWAYS RIGHT, DAZE!" cried Im Yong Soo out of nowhere, racing around the living room like a Road Runner.

You scoffed, "I can't believe you believe in HIM, Mei Xiao! Have you no faith in me?"

Kiku and Mei Xiao glanced at each other worryingly, but both said with a bow: "We deeply apologize... We won't believe in what our brother says again."

"Ah, it's all right. Besides, I think Lien Chung and I are gonna be great friends!" you said happily.

And with that, you got up, picked up Lien Chung's body and carried her to the couch for her to rest. You were happy to make her laugh like that, and it was something you didn't want to forget.