31919 doesn't own naruto or Rosario vampire and 31919 speaks in third person

Yuko walked down the hall looking for a certain blond haired protagonist.

She sighed and started walking to the classroom. She opened the door to see Naruto and Yukari making something.

They had a evil glint in both their eyes. The temperature decreased and the room pressure increased.

"Do you really thing this will work sensei, I mean not everyone's an idiot" Yukari looked at Naruto who in return nodded. " Yes Yukari, they definetly will except people like Yuki."

"She's to smart to fall for this, so I came up with things for her." he rubbed his hands together in a evil way as Yukari blushed..

He stopped when saw Yukari freeze in position "what's wrong Yukari?" he felt a finger go up his spine making him shiver adding enjoyment to the suspect behind him.

"So your plotting against me huh, i guess i have to teach you your place, ne?" he heard in a tone that he identified as overjoyed. He turned around slowly to meet Yuko's face.

He jumped to the window to have his left foot caught. He grabbed and bit a desk trying not to be thrown while Yukari grabbed their 'project' and ran out the door.

Of course this action caught Yuko's attention, began to run after the ten year old. She didn't get to the door when naruto grabbed her by the waist "RUN, YUKARI, RUN!"

She squirmed out of his hold and was caught again by the arm. She started throwing volleys of punches which were blocked or dodged. "KNOW YOU PLACE" she lifted her right leg for a kick only for naruto to trip her left leg.

She tilted to the side grabbing Naruto's sleeve bringing him down on her in an ackward position. They both blushed lightly.

"I guess this means i'm above you" he said with a bright smile until he was somehow kicked into the wall with Yuko having tick marks with a larger blush.

"Ita ita ita ita, what was that for-dattebayo" he asked with a pout. Yuko raised a eyebrow "You taunted me for weeks and wonder why? And what was that a verbal tick" she said arrogantly and Naruto looked away blushing.

Her mouth opened with a mocking laugh for them to feel a quake and a shout of "Moka-san." The two looked at each other and nodded rushing to the scene.

When they arived they saw Moka 'unleashed' fighting Kurumu. Moka slammed kurumu into the ground. Moka then decided to twirl her around and shoot her out the window.

Naruto wistled wolfy "yosh who new Moka had it in her" he was replied with her blush and awestruck Tsukune.

"Naruto-san, Yuko-san when did you get here" Tsukune asked shakenly as he watch Moka. Moka had jumped out the window chasing Kurumu at a moderate pace.

Tsukune climbed down the wall and chased after Moka while Naruto and Yuko. Naruto and Yuki simply walked over as Moka and Kurumu kept fighting.

Moka punched Kurumu with a strait punch to the face making Kurumu bounce away on the ground multiple times, before she regained her bearing and flew high into the air with her black wings.

She looked down at Moka with a glare before she looked ahead to Moka infront of her and kicked her downwards. Moka landed next to the crater that was Kurumu and posed to strike but Tsukune apeared in front of her with his arms out.

"Moka-san please stop this, she is done fighting" Moka stopped herself from throwing a punch almost hitting Tsukune.

"Tsukune-kun she is bad news we have to beat her" Moka said trying to make her crush see reason.

"She is already beat Moka-san, she can't fight anymore. We can't kill her Moka-san" he said the last part softly which she reluctanly agreed to.

Kurumu looked at Tsukune with wide eyes as he defended her from a sure killing blow. Moka gave Kurumu a small glare begging her to try something, but she did nothing.

'Now is the perfect time to prank her. Not only distracted but Moka and Tsukune can grab her attention again' Naruto thought slyly.

Naruto looked amused and slid his arm underneath Yuko's arms wrapping around her waist pulling her close. Yuko caught of guard grapped Naruto's arm and tried to throw him but found his other arm around her.

He was directly behind her and he rested his head on her shoulder lovingly. Tsukune and the other two girl looked over mid pause to see Naruto hugging Yuko. Naruto slid his head in her neck and started nibbling.

Yuki glared at him while blushing and giving soft moans. His hands started to slide up her body one going inside her shirt and the other going down to her legs. Her blush grew larger as she had no power because of her rosario and knew struggling was futile.

Naruto started kissing her neck and slid his arms up and down her body as she moaned. Naruto suddenly stopped, sliding his hands out she fell to the ground as they heard a click.

"You got all that Yukari-chan" Naruto asked out loud confusing everyone look with Yukari popping out the bushes with 1) a camera, 2) a tape recorder, 3) a video recorder, 4) a large blush.

Naruto looked at Yukari and gave her a high five "Now that we have Yuko down, we can start our school wide pranking spree." Everyone elses jaws dropped at his plan with Yuko shakenly standing up, walked over to Naruto.

"You mean all this...all you did to me was a prank?" A dark aura surfaced around Yuki ass naruto smiled pervertedly. He put his hand on her chin lifting it up for her to look in her eyes.

"First off it we have more in store as a prank for you. Second since your to smart for your own good we are going to make everyone believe in what you hate...us being a couple. Third if we are ever are going to be lovers we have to move past these bariers" he finished his face became less perverted and more of a smile.

Yuki tried to brab him by his neck but he leaned back, she threw a kick at Naruto who ducked and jumped away. Tsukune was blushing with a nose bleed in the background while the other two girls were just blushing.

Moka was lightly shaken with her blushing face and picked Kurumu over her should and started walking back to the infirmary with Tsukune rushing to her side leaving the weird couple.

"Wow Yuko-chan you don't like what i did but with such fine legs, why are you showing them to me?" Naruto asked sacasticly which made her kicks faster and acurate. He grapped her leg and gave her a quick cop to her breasts and jumped back grabbing Yukari disapearing.

"UUUUUUUUZZZZZZUUUUUMMMMMAAAAKKKKKKIIIIIIIIII!"

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Next day

The group were walking down to school with Yuko's arms and legs tied like she was a prisoner with multiple scratches and blood stains being dragged on the ground. She sent deadly glares to naruto who just talked to Yukari while Tsukune and moka played 'relationship chicken'.

"Sensei why is Yuko tied up and shes glaring cleanly at you" Yukari asked the foolish question with naruto smiling and rubbing her hair gaining a smile from the girl.

"Well when i went home after going shopping for ramen, she broke into my house looking for the camera and etc. So when i peacefully asked her to leave she tried to attack me so i kissed her goodnight and knocked her out then took her home.

She broke into my house about four in the morning, and me not liking how i was woken forcefully knocked her out-" "You punched her in the face didn't you" "-I punched her in the face, knocking her out and went back to sleep and before she awoke again tied her up and here we are. Tsukune how do know about my punch?"

Tsukune rubbed his face automaticly "Well i tried waking you for school once and recieved one." Naruto nodded and Moka started looking over Tsukune.

"That explains why you were knocked out on my floor last week. Sorry about that." Tsukune nodded and they continued walking to school, well beside Yuko.

They walked in the hall with multiple students looking at Yuko concerned or scared especially when naruto said "Watch out she'll kill babys for enjoyment and kill you for stress."

This earned all the students to back away from her even farther and her glaring harder at Naruto. Of coarse he didn't care and stopped walking when he saw Kurumu walking towards them.

"Hello Tsukune-kun" she simply stated with Moka going on guard and naruto with a raised eyebrow. She had absolutely no evil intentions.

"What do you want succibus" Yuko said with displeasure. Naruto continued to look at her with curiosity 'Whats a succibus?'

"During the fight i learned that i could not beat Moka-san and i would like to apoligize for my behavior. My mom once said she had fallen with a man who didn't fall for her charm so i decided" Moka didn't like where this was going.

She lunged at Tsukune and wrapped her boobs around his head causing Moka to fume and Tsukune to have a large blush. "You are my destined one." She continued to fight over him as naruto dropped Yuko letting her free.

She broke the secretly chakra enduced chains and went to punch him but found air. She looked over the hall to find him groping her other half and Kurumu with Tsukune jaw dropping at the balls Naruto had.

Moka pulled away as did Kurumu as naruto kept opening and closing his fist. "Not bad, not bad. Room for improvement but none suitable for Tsukune." The girls gave him a look that demanded a explanation.

"Well since your both battling over Tsukune its only logical for a battle of breast and the third girl that likes Tsukune has bigger boobs." Moka and Kurumu looked at naruto with anger.

"Third woman, what third woman? No one had bigger breast than me!" Both women screamed with naruto his a smirk which was caught by the other three.

"You want me to double check?" He asked with both females walking over to exposed the bottom of their shirts showing bare breast and slid his hand under their breasts. He squized and both of the moaned.

Yukari look at both women like they were stupid and despite that blushed at her sensei's action.

Tsukune blushed and his nose bled at the sight of his groping. He wondered who the last girl was though.

Yuko faced palmed at her old counter parts actions and thought no doubt this was a prank.

"You idiots he's pranking you, their is no third women." The two girls looked at her and began to realize she was right, they screamed and jumped back again.

"Come on Yuko-chan, you have to admit THAT was a good prank and you had to ruin it. At least i touched them after Tsukune" he sighed in happiness as the girls buttoned and ran at Tsukune.

"I didn't mean it Tsukune it was just his prank, please believe me" Naruto smirked in happiness as the girls complained to Tsukune. He walked over to Yukari and Yuko and patted Yukari's head.

"Sensei is a pervert" Yukari said with a strait face "that why your in my future threesome with Yuko." Yuko left leg almost gave out as she heard that and stood over Yukari.

"How could you suggest such a thing with Uzumaki no less, he is a pervert" she was suprised at naruto's glare for a moment never seeing him glare before.

"I am not a prevert! I AM A SUPER PERV" he did a pose that looked like something from the ginyu force with everyone looking at him like he was stupid. Even Yukari.

'Totally landed that pose' he thought as he bathed in his awesomeness with noone daring to speak up until Yuko and Yukari walked away, the other three following.

"He don't leave me alone, i can spread awesomeness, ya know." He chased after them with a someone in the corner watching naruto. 'He is despite the pervyness a worthymate.' The shadow disapeared in the shadows.