Our teacher had our entire grade watch Dumb Ways to Die. That's just how awesome she is. EVERYBODY, SAY HELLO TO AUGUSTUS! HE IS IN THE NORMAL FICTION BOOK I AM WRITING, AND I ACCIDENTALLY MODELED HM AFTER NICO! HIS SISTER RAN AWAY, HIS BROTHER DIED, AND HIS PARENTS DIED. I KNOW, I AM CRUEL. Oh, and say hello to the cat that I created inside my head just now. Her name is Queen Josephine, and she has orange eyes and long gray fur.

Queen Josephine: Nyan. (translation: Hello.)
Random Leaf That Fell From Tartarus (aka Random): Hello, Queen Jo. Welcome to the place where us idea-creators create ideas. I am Random, the first idea-creator. The other person here is named Josh.
Josh: Hello, Jo. Long time no see.
Jo: Josh? Mew meow mew mew? Mew meow mew mew nyan, Luna? (translation: Josh? Why are you here? And where is my daughter, Luna?

DUN DUN DUN. Luna's mom is Queen Jo! So that makes Luna-
Alexia: -A PRINCESS!
Shuddap, Alexia. Just because you are a daughter of Hades and a legacy of both Ares and Thanatos, it does not mean you can shout random things, because only I can do that.

On the way to Camp Half-Blood, Markus's POV.

"So, shouldn't she be dead?" whispered Carter. I can hear him and Walt talking, but they don't know that. So keep quiet, all you ankle-biters that are reading this. "I don't know," Walt responded, "She's a girl, from what I've heard. And, apparently, her being a demigod jacked up the curse." Carter shrugged, and whispered back, "It all makes sense now. Why Amos wouldn't let us go to Manhattan, and why he said, 'They have other gods, and other problems.' The entire time we were battling Apophis, they were battling another evil god named Kronos. And it also explains the guy I met on a mission, when I nearly got eaten by that giant alligator." Walt nodded, and said, "It also explains why Anubis has been going crazy over the last few months, muttering stuff like, 'There's more out there. More of my followers.' I know that you know what it feels like to have a god muttering stuff in your head, and I am not enjoying any bit of Anubis's craziness. But, seriously, another descendant of Tutankhamen? It just doesn't make sense." Carter signaled for Walt to stop the car, and said, "This is the address they gave me. Delphi Strawberry Farm." Walt stopped the car, which was a SWEET jet black Jeep, and stepped out. Me and Carter were next, and we both drew out our khopesh swords, while Walt just walked along, knowing that if he needed a weapon, he could just use his powers.
We walked up the road, until we got to a barrier of some sorts, and waited for somebody to notice us. I got a bit ticked off after a few minutes, so I just charged at the barrier, and fell to my back. The impact of it sent ripples along the barrier, and in no time at all, an eleven year old girl and a guy who looked like a Latino Christmas elf were standing in front of us. The girl had scruffy brown hair tied up with a violet bandana, and the guy had dark curly hair sticking out in random directions from his head. The girl said, "I, Raven Fireheart, daughter of Hephaestus and legacy of Dionysus, allow you three to go through the barrier."
I got up from where I fell back, and ran towards the barrier again. This time, I could safely pass through without falling. But, as I took my first step within their camp, something grabbed me and threw me back. I looked up to see a grinning smile full of wicked sharp teeth, and pitch black eyes.
The girl, whose name was Raven, sighed. "Shadow, we all know you like pranking guests, but this is just stupid. Now, step back into the barrier, please." She said it like she was scolding a dog who jumped on someone. Shadow stepped back into the, well, shadows, and proceeded to glare at us. Then, the weirdest thing happened next. A girl with short-cut dark brown hair and dark eyes jumped out of the shadows, right next to where Shadow was standing. She was quickly followed by zombie-ish boy, who was saying random nonsense. The girl was laughing and yelling, "Bub! That was hilarious! Hey, Raven! You should've seen it! The Aphrodite Cabin will smell like stink bombs for a WEEK! The Stoll brothers have the GREATEST ideas!"
Carter stepped into the barrier, quickly followed by me and Walt. Raven and the Latino boy, whose name was Leo, explained everything that happened. Walt said that he would teach Raven some of the basic death magic skills. The rest of the day was uneventful, mainly because we spent most of it resting. Well, except for Walt. That dude never stops what he's doing to rest.