"Amy Rose's Sexy Suspender Striptease?" Arceus scoffed as he shook his head, reading the script as she and the others were inside Amy Rose's hotel room within the bustling Empire City at night prior to the story actually starting up. "This makes little sense to me."

"Well what did you expect from a stupid fanfic by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus?" Mephiles The Dark stated as he was getting his nails painted on by Gruntilda Winkybunion. "Ooh, not that far. I like my hands to be intimidating, but not too much."

"Pipe down, you dark mix of splatter!" Gruntilda snapped as she adjusted her black witchy hat. "This delicate process requires me to matter!"

"I swear, her rhymes get weirder every day..." Amy Rose stated as she was practicing her tennis skills with Dry Bowser.

"Trust me, you get used to this as the years go by." Dry Bowser explained, being reduced to a pile of bones after Amy hit him right through the stomach from a powerful whack of the green fuzzy tennis ball, with the actual story of stupidity starting shortly afterwards.

Amy Rose was in her cozy, large hotel room in Sonic Adventure 1's Station Square, the hotel overlooking the Speed Highway as she was humming to herself, wearing her regular red dress as she wiggled her cute, pink colored hedgehog tail.

"Oh, which of these short shorts should I try out tonight?" Amy asked herself as she picked between two shorts, one denim, and the other white colored. "They're so fashionable, but I don't think I can beg to choose just one..."

Amy Rose's stomach growled, with Amy giggling as she slightly blushed, feeling a little embarrassed even though she was the only person in her room.

"Ehehehe... oh my, looks like my rumbly tummy wants a delicate yummy!" Amy exclaimed as she chucked the shorts aside and headed into the small kitchen, opening up the refrigerator and looking inside to see if there was anything to eat.

As Amy was poking her head into the refrigerator and moving her body in place, it was suddenly that all the lights turned off, with the refrigerator door slamming shut closed, locking Amy in. Amy screamed as she couldn't move inside the refrigerator, the refrigerator itself falling down and landing flat on its door as the entire Speed Highway Zone began shaking violently, with rain suddenly pouring harshly as lightning flashed the dark sky, thunder booming as it was loud enough to cause vibrations. It was through the vibrations of the booming thunder from outside that caused the refrigerator to slowly move towards the balcony, with Amy continuing to scream inside as she had no idea what was going on.

"Hey! Is someone out there!?" Amy exclaimed as she felt her body was getting crushed from within the confinement of the refrigerator. "If this is a joke, it's not funny!"

Eventually, the refrigerator was able to break through the balcony windows, being on the balcony as the thunder booming vibrations caused it to break through the balcony barriers, the refrigerator falling stories below as the door was opened, with Amy being freed as she looked down, screaming as she held down her red dress, closing her eyes as she went through a mysterious, rainbow colored warp portal that suddenly appeared below her, sucking her in as it instantly disappeared, the refrigerator crashing down on the hard concrete below, exploding into various pieces as metal and various food went flying everywhere on the street.

Mephiles The Dark in his weird, crystallized form, was looking down from the rooftop of the hotel that Amy was staying in, chuckling as he folded his arms together, tilting his head back as he watched the rain pour more.

"Good... this chaos is one step closer to me ruling this pitiful world once again..." Mephiles stated with a laugh as he extended his arms, knowing that it was an entire series of misadventures for Amy to follow on after this rather unfortunate predicament...