hello! I've finally returned and started a new story! I really hope I can finish it! Please review! Oh and this is their sixth year :-)

It was a dark and stormy night. Sir Sirius Awesome Black and Sir James Stupid Potter-

"Sirius!"

"Sorry prongs. But I'm sorry it's true!"

"Shut up! Why are you even writing this 'story'?"asked James. He was lounging on the gryffindor common room couches, watching with amusement as Sirius attempted to write. It had been half an hour since his new goal and all his friend was able to write was the first sentence.

"Because I, prongs, want to be something successful!"

Someone snorted and the two boys turned around to see Lily Evans standing behind them. She was a pretty fellow sixth year with red hair and emerald green eyes. She was known for her fiery temper but it was Mainly directed at the marauders.

"Successful? You? I'm sorry but that's a pretty fat chance."

"Oh face it Evans, your just jealous of these awesome looks." Sirius said winking at her.

"Oi, padfoot, layoff she's mine."

"Excuse me? Potter let me make this clear I'm no ones, especially not yours."

"Yeah sorry I forgot." James muttered , a faint blush on his face.

"Anyways, let's carry on with my story. Where was I? Ah yes."

Were walking down the road , recently having won the war.

"The war of stupidity?"

"Oi, shut up Evans" Sirius

Sir Sirus Black was a charming lad. He had long beautiful brown hair and eyes the colour of the ocean in a stormy night that made the girls swoon.

"Black, are you serious?" Lily asked taking a seat next to him

"Its such a pleasure to know you've learnt my name love."

Where as James Potter was the exact opposite. He had messy Black hair and eyes the colour of mud. He was so smelly that all the girls ran away from him.

"Padfoot, My eyes are hazel, and for your Information, I smell delightful!"

"Sure prongs."

"You smell like wet socks." Lily said scrunching up her nose.

"Haha! Even Evans said so!" Sirius laughed at a slightly hurt James.

"No Black, I meant you." This time it was James turn to laugh but Sirius ignored the two and continued to write.

James had a crush on someone. She was called lily Evans and had hair the colour of blood and eyes which were green as the trees she smashed with her bare hands.

"Oooh, I like strong me."

The only problem was that she was Sir. Sirius' maid.

Lily looked at Sirius positively fuming. " YOU MAID ME YOUR MAID!"

"Er..."

"Mate you better run!"

"SIRIUS BLACK IM GOING TO KILL YOU!"

Sirius laughed nervously, "wait...wait, I'll change it."

The Only problem was that she was the daughter of King Mouldycheese .

"Wait , im Lily Evans Mouldycheese?" Lily asked.

"No, in this story you'll be Lily Potter." Sirius said ignoring the look of shock that stretched across lily and James' faces.

By coincidence they were on their way back to the Marauder Castle and ran into Lily.

"Oi, shut your mouths, why do you look so shocked?" Nobody answered

"Fine then! I'll just write this by my Self!"

"Do you want to go out with me Evans?" Sir potter asked.

"OK." Then james and Evans rode into the sunset and got married and lived happily ever after. The end.

"Woohooo! I married Lily Evans!" James yelled and ran out of the common room shouting the same thing repeatedly.

"SIRIUS ORION BLACK, YOU'VE GOT FIVE SECONDS! ONE, TWO-"

"And that's my cue to leave." He said as he ran towards the boys' dormitory.

"MARK MY WORDS BLACK, YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CANT HIDE!"