The two planeswalkers met again. They were rivals, to say the least. They had met time and time again, wielding progressively powerful magics. Ine was a man, wiry and thin, covered from head to toe in a massive shawl. The other was a goblin, short and squat, but with a cunning and ruthless look in its eye. Each battle was different, but each battle was devastating. Flames crackled at the goblin walker's fingertips, and from the other, water from one hand, and roots from the other.

With a mighty howl, magma exploded from goblin's fingertips, and once it hit the ground, it molded shape until it too became a goblin.

The human just shifted his stance, and pulled more power from the earth.

Another goblin joined the fray, and the two summoned goblins rushed forward, eager for blood.

The human responded, and a company of Theros's finest soldiers came to his aid, blocking-

"ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?"

"What?"

"ARE YOU SERIOUSLY PLAYING TURBO FOG AGAIN?"

"What? I don't see a problem wi-"

"I scoop. I don't even care."

"Wait, hang on! You forgot your stuff!"

TURBO FOG IS BACK IN STANDARD?!

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M PLAYING NOW.

But seriously, I built the deck and played a friend, and that was his exact reaction. He's still a bit bitter from Maze's End Turbo Fog all those months ago...