Yo, I'm still alive, haha. Aha. Ha. Ha…please don't attack me. So… I kinda promised to update last Saturday, but life hates me so a lot of stuff happened and I couldn't. I feel so terrible right now for taking so long.

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Random fact: This chapter was written while listening to 'Hot Cocoa' by Kagamine Len. 56 times.

Don't own Shingeki no Kyojin.

It was a very calm and peaceful day. There was this relaxing vibe that most of us picked up on. By us, I meant the Titans, of course. I was just strolling around having my daily walk with Mary, planning the activities for the day. Inner had mercifully fallen silent today, and I appreciated the break from her sass.

This day was perfect. It was a day where I felt like I had all the time in the world, a day where I could just sit back and relax, a day where nothing could possibly go wrong. It was one of those days that I rarely got to experience. And I was sure to make full use of it. However, the universe always liked to pull the rug out from under me, rip it to shreds and cram the remains into a blender at high-speed. Unfortunately for me and all the other Titans within a two-kilometre radius, the Scouting Legion happened.

It was total chaos. Six Deviants had spotted them and began the chase. The worst part was that they were all coming from different directions. The Scouts had also somehow managed to attract a huge horde of normal Titans as well. The Scouts were heading to my current location, the forest which I resided in. I had kicked out most of the Titans from my land (because this was my territory now) and they seemed to have gotten the message, despite the occasional Titan popping in. That was when the humans were far away. With the presence of the Scouts, though, it was hell. The Titans looked like they had no intention of stopping and the Scouting Legion were only focused on getting to the trees. Well, shit.

I tucked Mary into a tree that I had hollowed out especially for her. She knew to stay there and remain till I returned. I headed off to the other end of the forest, where two Deviants were entering from. It was far enough from the Scouting Legion's current position, so I could have enough time to take care of those Deviants. I charged towards the pair, fist drawn back and ready to attack. I swung my arm forward, aiming for the throat of the nearest Titan. It collapsed onto the ground, but was slowly getting up as I settled into a ready position. I quickly turned on my foot and roundhouse-kicked the other Titan in the head. The force managed to knock the head off and it was sent flying. The Titan was most likely dead. I turned around to see the other Titan running towards me. Tensing up, I moved to the side and reached out just as it passed me. I grabbed onto the head and neck with one hand each and moved both limbs towards each other. The result was a bloody steaming fountain that spattered all over my upper torso. It may have been brutal, but it got the job done. 'Get off my damn lawn' was probably the only thing I could think.

The carcasses were moved aside and forgotten. I walked near the outskirts of the forest once again, intending to avoid the Scouting Legion as much as possible. My plan, however, was thwarted once again. A terrified moo echoed throughout the forest. Oh crap, Mary!

'Hah, you unlucky bitch. Goes to show that everything hates you. Then again, who wouldn't?'

Oh, so now you choose to return?

'Why? Miss me?'

No, but I did miss the peace I had WITHOUT YOUR FREAKING COMMENTS.

'Wow, angry much? Someone obviously needs to take a chill pill.'

I snapped a little there.

Bitch, do not fucking screw with me now or so help me I will kill you painfully and slowly. I am pissed right now.

'Fine, fine, Miss I-really-need-anger-management-classes. Your threats are kind of useless, though. You technically can't kill me. So HA.'

My anger dissipated as curiosity took hold.

What do you mean?

'…'

Inner had broke off the connection and refused to answer. It was frustrating, the way she dangled what could be vital information in front of me, just out of my reach. In cases like that, I usually just bit the hand that held whatever I wanted so they'd release it. Over here, I couldn't exactly do that, since it would just be me pulling an Eren and chomping on myself. I decided, for the sake of whatever sanity I had left, that it would be best for me to just ignore this incident for now and come back to it later. It was time to focus on the current problem. Now, where did I leave Mary again?

Omake (because I feel that I should put in something extra to make up for this lateness)

POV: Mary

She had been uneasy when the high-pitched noises reverberated through the air. Fear overwhelmed her when everything became dark and her body was immobilized. She was wary when the heavy weight on her back was lifted and a really big two-legs lifted her out. She was almost ready to die of fright when said two-legs began jumping and crashing all over the place while the small two-legs flew (they freaking flew!) behind with the pointy things aimed at them. She actually wet herself when the big two-legs almost crushed her flat. The odd pair had made it out of the two-legs' land alive.

The big two-legs had sat down by a giant tree and cupped her in its hands. It had pointed a paw to itself and grunted out, "Libera," before poking her in the ribs and saying, "Maria."

It had taken a while for her to understand that 'Maria' was her, and the two-legs was 'Libera'. She had to admit, 'Libera' was very different from the small two-legs. It had tried to make her roll over by pushing gently. Needless to say, Maria was not pleased. On four legs was how she stood now, and four legs would be how she always did. 'Stupid 'Libera',' she would think every time the giant failed.

Then, the 'Libera' had commanded her to "fetch!". It did not turn out well. Fetching was for the hounds that her old two-legs used to keep, not a prestigious cow like her. She had too much dignity and pride to even stoop to that behaviour. For even daring to ask, she urinated on the 'Libera's' paw. The 'Libera' had gotten annoyed and had climbed up a tree before placing her on a high branch. Pure terror had eclipsed the small rush of pride that had first run through her. Shock had then quickly replaced the crippling fear. As she was on the verge of a panic attack, she realised was shaking and trembling violently …with excitement. The light-headedness that had everything spinning, the insanely quick pounding of her heart, and the riskiness of the whole thing was, in her opinion, awesome. She would not deny the shivers that crept down her spine, and might have even secretly craved the thrill again. Yes, Maria Alejandro Paprika was an adrenaline junkie. Without even knowing what she had just been classified as, Mary leapt off the wood and dived towards the hard ground nose-first, mooing loudly. Everything went to hell after that.

"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"FUUUUUUUUU- " The 'Libera' was not happy. "GODDAMMIT, MARY."

This chapter might have been a bit shorter than usual. Sorry. Leave a review?

~Pride