Notes:

I'm sorry for the delay! It's been a very very hectic week... life kind of smacked me in the face.. but I have finally finished it! I hope you all enjoy it. 3
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woman-versus-world:

Oh my god! Finally! And don't think I didn't catch those innuendos, I totally know what that unfulfilled promise was. I just can't believe something I ship is actually coming to fulfillment. And on top of that we all know that your name is John now. Such a common name, though I can't really complain about that. But really, there's a John at my school, and he's not so bad except for the freak he hangs out with. Anyway. FINALLY! You two are so dense, I swear.

bonds-companion:

Oh, Sally, I think it's time you become aware of just who you're shipping. It's slightly ironic actually, that you ship us over the web but IRL you loathe the idea of us. Perhaps that shows how quick you are to judge. Also, if you ever call him a freak again, be sure I will deal with you quickly and probably painfully.

Anon:

John, you can't 'deal with' everyone who insults me. That's far too many people I hope you're aware. And poor Sally didn't even know what she was saying. Especially since she's still bitter that I made her aware of her cheating boyfriend. Apparently it's my fault he was being an idiot. By the way Sally, the guy you're dating now is also cheating on you, with a boy. He's actually completely gay and that would be why he's not 'putting out' as you plebeians like to say.

bonds-companion:

Why are you still on anon? I know you now, in person. And we could have actual private conversations so the world doesn't have to read everything we say… not that I want to say anything inappropriate of course not.. but still… And Sally surely does know how to pick them. I'd think you're doing her a favor. I do apologize Sally, but seriously? How can you blame the anon for that? And Anon, don't call me a plebeian or you get no more 'promises'.

woman-versus-world:

You… John.. .you're /that John/? And the anon is… no way! Oh my god. I can't believe I've spent all this time shipping the person I hate most. And yes, I do hate him. Not because he was right, but because he's a pompous arse who had to tell the whole world about such things. He couldn't tell me in secret or anything. He likes to be public and show that he's clever! And thanks by the way. I've now broken it off with him and now he's gone public and I'm the one who turned him gay. Apparently I'm just that awful! Well fuck men! I don't need one anyway. WOMEN RULE AND FUCK THE REST!

bonds-companion:

I'm not entirely sure how to respond to this. Except that I definitely agree, my anon does like to be public and show that he's clever. He's not modest in the least. And well.. go you? I don't think you turned him gay Sally. I think he was that way to begin with and was a jerk who was using you. And for that I apologize.. But I'm glad you are… moving on it seems. Quite enthusiastically with the whole.. pro-women thing…

Anonymous:

OH MY GOODNESS OH MY GOODNESS! It's amazing! You guys are finally together and whatnot. It's just.. amazing! Ship is sailing. I'm so going to art that. I was waiting to join the fandom of bonds-companion and his anon, thinking it'd sink because of distance, but apparently you guys actually live near each other oh my goodness! And seriously? You guys do make promises sound dirty now. And you sound like an old married couple. Sort of. God you're both adorable!

bonds-companion:

Yes, we are together. I suppose I could affirm that for everyone. And thanks for the compliments.. I suppose. And the art I've seen of us really has been amazing. I almost want to post a picture of us just to see what you guys do with it.

Anon:

You really want to post a picture of us to see what they would do with it? You are aware what they do with such things? I wasn't aware you wanted viral porn of us both. Along with every other thing they come up with. I much rather prefer them not knowing what I look like.

bonds-companion:

Yeah.. I didn't think about the porn aspect.. but this is tumblr.. still… curious… besides, you're not showing me what you look like. So perhaps I have to live through other's imaginations. ;P

Anon:

You've never asked me to. And to answer your other question. I'm still on anon, merely because I find that I like being /your anon/. It's more amusing this way. And I'm not getting the spam that you are. Also a highlight.

bonds-companion:

Are you honestly telling me that we could… um.. that I could see you.. if I asked? Because I wasn't sure.. and then… um.. anyway.. yeah you might have a point about the spam… though most of it is rather amusing.

cutesy-cat-loves:

(first, I now give you permission to post my comments, since your anon already knows.) Also you two are ridiculous. I'm just glad you guys worked everything out. Because your anon was avoiding me. And I found that offensive when I was just trying to help. And you were being an idiot. Honestly the two of you. But I'm glad you've finally come to your senses. Now I just feel like a fifth wheel of sorts. With you and your anon. and the anons brother and our other friend… oh well. I'm actually quite content with that. I'm just glad you all are happy. :D

bonds-companion:

Yeah…I haven't thanked you properly, so thank you. Truly. You're an amazing friend to the both of us. And we were idiots. Mostly me… I can't believe I did that… And you're not a fifth wheel. We really aren't that much different than before. Not in public anyway… :P

cutesy-cat-loves:

No. You're not much different than before, and doesn't that just say something? You two were so dense…. Just glad all that's over and we're back to our lunches together.

bonds-companion:

Yes.. I'm told almost daily by my anon just how dense I am. I like to believe it's in an affectionate way… but you know the anon. and I'm glad everything is back to normal as well. It's quite a relief.

bonds-companion:

The last few months have been a whirlwind. What with the anon thing going on, and then the thing with my father, who is in jail for those who don't know. And then my mom actually stepping up and getting a well-paying job. I kept my two jobs, though lessened the hours a lot. I'm still planning on going into the army. Which let me tell you was a difficult conversation with my anon. But I'll be in Uni first so we have time.. and then I'll be back. I think it's just right for me.

Anon:

We're not done talking about that. I have not given up. I have several more arguments and have even done research on why you must stay here. With me.

bonds-companion:

I'm sure you'll be telling me why I can't go even in letters you send me while I'm gone. But I am going. I need to. It's just.. something I need to do, and I know somewhere deep inside, you know that.

Anonymous:

OH MY GOD! You're leaving him?! Poor anon? Why the army? That's so lame. And you'll probably die. And it will just be dumb. And we didn't sail this ship just to have it sink when you die.

bonds-companion:

Euh.. thanks for the note of confidence. And the army is not lame. Seriously, I'm not going to have this conversation with anyone about the courage of the soldier. Where's your country pride and all that? And also. You guys sailed the ship? I don't actually think you had anything to do with my anon and I getting together.

cutesy-cat-loves:

If it's any consolation, I think you'll be a great soldier, and I think you're brave for doing such a thing. I'll be here for your anon, don't worry. He'll be okay. I think he knows you need this. He's just scared and doesn't know how to share it. He's seen you in a hospital once and he didn't know how to handle it at all…

bonds-companion:

Thanks Molls. I appreciate all of it, especially being there for my anon.. he'll need it.. and more so.. I'll need it. I need to know he'll be okay.

bonds-companion:

It's amazing how fast years go by. And it's amazing still that I still have so many followers asking about me and my anon. Yes we're still together. And yes I'm still going into the army. I leave in just under a week. So wish me luck and all that. I'm not going to be online until I get back for the last time… It just sounds right to me. So.. .thanks for all the support. This is goodbye for now.

bonds-companion:

Apparently I lied. I'm on leave. I thought with how many asks I have and whatnot I might as well update with just a post rather than trying to filter through everything. I'm safe. I know it's been a while. I'm still with my anon. We're planning on living together when I get back for good. Not like I don't mostly live with him on leaves anyway. Thanks for all the support.

bonds-companion:

It's earlier than I planned for my final return home. But this is it. I'm home. My anon and I are moving in together finally. He's quite upset with me. For all of those who don't know, I was shot and sent home early. I've been home for a short time and he's already fixed my psychosomatic limp. We both have our problems. I've learned some things about how he's handled my absence and well.. I'm not thrilled, but we're both working on it. I still love him more than anything. And In fact am planning on proposing tonight. So Shh. Don't tell.

Anon:

John, really. You post publicly that you're going to propose to me tonight? Do you really think I don't keep tabs on your blog now just because we live together? I keep tabs on everything about you John. So be wary. And by the way, Yes.

bonds-companion:

Did you seriously answer my proposal online? You couldn't just let me propose tonight at dinner like I had planned? You're in the same flat as me! Right now! I can see you! And you still had to… you know what fine. Our relationship started with tumblr might as well do all the official things here as well. But I'm still proposing officially tonight, you git. (sidenote: I'm actually very giddy and I'm coming over there right now so you better be prepared for that.)

bonds-companion:

Some of you don't know that my anon is Sherlock Holmes, the genius in London. But now you do. I have decided after an amazing case he solved with the Scotland Yard that I'm now going to use this blog to post his cases. The first being "The Study in Pink." I'm writing it now and hope to have it posted soon. Sherlock and I are happily engaged. Soon to be married, and I couldn't ask for anything more. He's still a git and does things like leaving eyeballs in the microwave and a dead mouse in the bathtub. But I love him. God help me I do. And I suppose this is the life I have chosen. And I couldn't be happier. (Except maybe if he warned me about whatever the hell he put in my tea…)