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Mekakucity Actors CM BLOOPERS

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Japanese literature was never his strong point in class, but Hibiya right now was sure this was not Japanese.

"What is this?"

Momo looked up from reading her magazine. "What's what?"

"This," the young boy pointed at his piece of paper that 'contained' his lines for his commercial that was going to air live soon. It was written by Momo since a certain Deceiver threw away the script that contained everyone's lines. Everyone else was getting their attention settled on them, half from the idol's Eyes, half from the hilarity this would become (only Kano felt this).

"That's your script, silly."

"I know that! But I meant this part!" he pointed at the only lines this script had. "How am I supposed to read this!?"

"What? How can you not!" Momo got up and took the paper.

"Yeah! Especially this part! 'Maternity Spiral'…what the hell is that!?" Everyone ignored Kano burst out laughing.

"It says 'Mekakucity Actors'!" the blonde felt insulted now. "Look! It says right here! 'Mekakucity Actors!'" she began to impersonate Hibiya's voice. "'I'm Hibiya, Mekakushi-Dan Member No. 8! There will be an anime coming out soon about me finding the Mekakushi-Dan after I came to the city! New show, Mekakucity Actors! Starts April 12th at 12am! Please support the show!'" she finished with a huff. "See?"

"Momo, that did not sound like Hibiya at all," both Shintaro and Konoha said, only to get soda cans thrown at their face.

"I don't want to hear it from someone who's going to barf every five minutes!" she snapped back before turning to Hibiya. The boy had taken back his script, his eyes narrowing in irritation.

"Auntie, your handwrite sucks."

"It looks more like a drawing of ribbons," Mary pipped up, but Seto ushered her away to read her BL doujinshis.

Before Momo could say anything, Jin announced for Hibiya to standby on stage. The brunet gulped, not ready at all. Legs moving on its own, he walked towards the door to the stage, and saw the camera. He began to freak out until Kido patted him on the back.

"Don't worry. Just say 'I'm Hibiya, Mekakushi-Dan Member No. 8' and ask for the fans to support our anime."

"Shota-san, fight-o!" Ene cheered.

"Don't call me a shota!"

"Hibiya!"

Being called, Hibiya quickly made his way to the spotlight. Getting into his pose (Shaft asked for it), he began to recite his lines a few more times.

"Mekakucity Actors!" he yelled, then said his lines. "I'm Hibiya, Mekakushi-Dan Member No. 8…" that didn't sound right. "I'm Hibiya, Mekakushi-Dan Member No. 8…I'm Hibiya, Mekakushi-Dan Member No. 8…"

"Umm…Hibiya?"

Looking up, he saw Momo pointing to the camera. "Eh?" It was on and recording him already. "Ahh! It's the real thing!?" he began to panic and fumbled with his words. "A-Aaaaahhh! N-N-New show, Maternity Spiral! P-Please support-"

BUZZZZZZZZ

The signal that it was done and sent to everywhere in Japan and in some parts of the world was heard. Everyone stared at the young boy, staring at the camera with embarrassment before he wailed and ran out into the streets.

"Wait! Hibiya!" Momo ran after him. While Kido settled on shutting Kano up with Mary and Konoha watching, Seto and Shintaro turned to each other.

"I can't do as bad as him, right?"

"Who knows," Seto shrugged.

"And I thought my part getting cut off was embarrassing," Ene sighed. "But! I'm sure Master's CM will be even worse!"

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One hour later

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"Yeah, is Hibiya there?" Jin asked into the phone. "I just want to let him know that his…lines became a trend on Tweeter…wait what…he got ran over by a truck again!?"

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Deceiver: I blame summertime-record for giving me permission to write this!

Don't ask if I will write more. I don't know.