Disclaimer: I do not own anything from Kuroko no Basuke.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: A new story...again! Ok, well since I'm working on so many stories at once, I put up a poll on my profile.

The question is "Which one of my stories do you think I should focus on the most?" You can also PM me if you want to.

And if you've read this prologue before, then you can probably tell that I have edited it slightly so that it hopefully sounds a bit better than my last one. I'm planning on rewriting a few of my stories after all. Well, I hope you enjoy reading this!

"I don't need a knight in shining armor.

A sweet boy in old blue jeans will do just fine."

-Anonymous

PROLOGUE

"Once upon a time, there lived six handsome princes.

"The first prince was known as the prince of all princes, an irrefutable leader that was destined for the throne. His name was Akashi Seijuro. His heterochromatic eyes demanded respect and his crimson hair matched his burning passion for victory and nothing less, standing always with the utmost pride and dignity.

"The second prince was Murasakibara Atsushi. He was easily the tallest out of the six and held a deep love for sweets. A lethargic fellow he was compared to most and finding something that peaked his interest was proved to be difficult.

"The third prince was Midorima Shintarou. A calm, cool, and collected one, always shrouded within his mysterious and icy air. He was also fond of horoscopes, fascinated by its fortune-telling, and was never found without his lucky item of the day.

"The fourth prince, Kise Ryouta, had smiles that caused even the sun to pale in comparison. With his cheerful and upbeat personality, he was always the center of attention.

"The fifth prince wasn't exactly a very princely man despite his position. Aomine Daiki was the tall, dark, and handsome type who was hard to miss in a crowd, known to be lazy, but powerful nonetheless. In his eyes, he was the undefeated champion and it would continue to stay that way.

"And finally, the sixth prince. The sixth was one that some people didn't know even existed, a legend he was even called by some. Often quietly unnoticed and ignored, though he didn't seem to mind much.

"Now these six princes used to be very close. However, as the years went by, they started to slowly drift apart until soon, little to no contact was shared between them. But something brought them back together. Something happened that forced the six to reunite. And it was unexpected… It was a girl.

"They met a beautiful princess by the name of Daidai Akiko. The six princes loved her dearly and all wished to have her hand in marriage. That caused conflict between the former friends and they all fought for their love. The-"

"Hold up. Ryouta, what the hell are you doing and why are you doing it at my house?"

"Ehehehe… I was telling a story."

"Why are you guys here also?"

"Kise-kun dragged us here to meet you."

"Get the hell outta my house."

"You're always so cruel, Akikocchi!"

"Oha-Asa had said that Cancer's look was fantastic, so it wouldn't have mattered whether I came or not. The chances of anything going wrong for me were slim."

"That's such a stupid obsession, Shin."

"I resent that statement."

"Atsushi, quit spilling your damn candy all over my floor."

"…Sorry."

"You should have worn something sexier, Aki."

"Aomine-kun, that's inappropriate."

"Why, Tetsu? I bet you were thinking it too."

"Actually, I wasn't. And I don't believe that Akiko-san has to wear something revealing to be attractive. I think she's pretty no matter what she wears."

"How cliché are yo-? Oi, Aki! Why the hell are you blushing at what Tetsu said?!"

"That was very sly of you, Tetsuya."

"I wasn't trying to be sly, Akashi-kun."

"All of you are interrupting my story!"

"Well, what story is it, Ryou? 'Cause it's certainly not mine. Here's how mine goes.

"One day, there were six irritating and stupid basketball players.

"The first basketball player was known as Akashi Seijuuro. Or as I like to call him, the king of all things psychotic. I mean, seriously. Scissors? Cutting? Yandere anyone? And don't even get me started on his creepy eyes and hair."

"You dislike my eyes and hair?"

"…I never said I disliked them… Quit smiling, Sei! Anyway, the second basketball player is Murasakibara Atsushi AKA the tallest person I have ever met! He's a giant, I swear! And he has this constant craving for something sweet. I see cavities and diabetes in his future.

"Speaking of fortune-telling, the third basketball idiot is Midorima Shintarou. He's super stoic and has the stupidest obsession with horoscope. HOROSCOPES. Not video games. Not collecting stamps. BUT HOROSCOPES. How lame is that?"

"It is not lame."

"Whatever makes you feel better about your crap life, Shin. Then we have Kise Ryouta, the model basketball player. Way too peppy. Doesn't know how to keep his hands to himself. End of discussion."

"How mean!"

"Shut up, Ryouta. Aomine Daiki is the fifth one. He's the laziest ass I've ever met and that's coming from me. But it pisses me off that he's strong regardless."

"Hey!"

"Such coarse language."

"Do I look like I gave a damn, Seijuuro? Anyway, the one that's closest to sane is Kuroko Tetsuya."

"Why is Kuroko the sane one?"

"'Cause the rest of you are all wackos and he's adorable. Tetsuya is the calm one that you really don't expect to be a basketball player. And the thing that makes him not sane is his scarily low presence."

"…I didn't ask to have a low presence."

"Now these six basketball players used to be close and played together in basketball. But they started to drift apart and by high school, barely contacted one another. They even went as far as to go to different schools. However, something brought them together once more. And it, shockingly, was not basketball… but a girl. Named Daidai Akiko."

"Why are you talking in third person?"

"Do none of you idiots know the meaning of 'shut up'?! Anyway, these 6 irritating basketball players all annoyed this sarcastic tomboy very much. But for some gravity-defying reason… the six fell in love with her."

"It's because you're so cute, Akicchi!"

"'Akikocchi', 'Akicchi", make up your mind! And get off me, Ryouta! Now, the six started to fight for their so-called love and you know who had to be present in the midst of it all? Me. I didn't ask for it to happen. I didn't want to meet some weird-ass basketball players with stupid, rainbow colored hair. But I did and now… there's no going back."

"Why are you talking as if we're such a nuisance?"

"Maybe because you are?"

"Akichin, you're so mean~."

"It was predicted that your sign would have an awful day."

"…Fuck my life."

AUTHOR'S NOTE: Hey! This is another Kuroko no Basuke fanfic! I really wanted to try someone with a sarcastic and to-hell-with-it attitude. I hope you guys liked it! If you did, FOLLOW, FAVORITE, and REVIEW!