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Here is the newest chapter of Jaune Arc Vs The World! It's kind of a lame chapter if you ask me. hehe.

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"You think Yang is with you cause she likes you?" A person from the crowd had spat "She is sick of you!"

Jaune squared up to the boy "What the hell dude? I thought we were friends?"

"Oh friends this, friends that." Another boy laughed from the mob "You are such a loser, no wonder Yang has been cheating on you."

Jaune scowled "She would never do that!" He screamed in anger "I trust her!"

The crowd erupted into laughter "Oh Jaune, I should know if she has been cheating. I mean, it was with me, after all."

The blonde boy glared at the boy and went to pounce on him.

Jaune only felt the fist connect with his cheek before he was thrown back by the force of the attack. The blondes vision blurred as he tried to locate the person that had struck him. He felt something warm flow down his face. He placed a hand on the liquid and brought it to his face, straining his sight to see the blood stain his hand.

"You are pathetic." One of the boys spoke "Let's go."

Jaune's vision went black as he passed out from the pain.

"Ughh, what's with these dreams lately?" Jaune groaned sitting up and stretching.

"What happened this time?" Blake asked, not bothering to get out of bed. It was her day off and she was going to spend it by doing nothing.

"I got beaten up by some people I called friends because of one of my ex's." He shrugged, laying back down next to his girlfriend.

Blake grinned teasingly "Thinking about other girls are we?"

"If getting my face smashed in is thinking about other girls, then yes." He grinned back playfully.

Blake frowned and rolled on top of the boy. She brought her face down close to his.

Jaune could feel the heat reach his face and smiled "What's up, beautiful?" He eyed her up. She was only wearing a pair of matching, black undergarments.

"I'm worried." She whispered in his ear, causing the boy's eyes to widen in surprise.

"About what?" His voice now lowered in concern.

"It's probably nothing, but I have the feeling that something bad is going to happen." Blake's face going from stone to a grin "Such as, I think my boyfriend might be gay." She burst into laughter.

Jaune frowned playfully "If I was gay would I do this?" He asked, snaking his arms around her and pulling her in for a kiss.

Blake broke away from the kiss with a smirk "Probably." She shrugged before leaning back into the kiss.

The blonde boy rubbed his hand down the raven tressed girls back and gently squeezed her rear end, deepening the kiss as he did.

She let out a soft moan and used her tongue to gain access into Jaune's mouth.

He broke away from the kiss and began kissing her neck, every second kiss he would gently bite and run his tongue over the mark.

"I know how... we can prove if... you are gay... or not." She said between gasps of pleasure.

"I know what you are getting at." Jaune whispered in her ear, causing her to shiver in excitement.

Blake pinned down Jaune's arms and examined his body, eyes full of lust "Are you ready?"

Ruby walked through the cold night, hands in her jacket pockets. 'How could he do that to me?' The same thought continued to run through the young girls mind.

She stopped in front of a diner and sighed with relief as she found the open sign. She entered the building and smiled softly as she was welcomed by the friendly warmth. She looked around and found it to be practically empty. With a quick turn of her feet, she made her way to the seats near the counter. She sat down and looked at the menu.

"How may I help you?" Asked an annoyed voice.

Ruby looked up from the menu and found the most beautiful thing she had ever seen. A pale, white haired girl with icy blue eyes was glaring at her. The redhead started to blush and avoided eye contact with the girl.

Weiss sighed in annoyance and muttered under her breath "Just as I'm about to close up." She scowled "I said, what do you want?" She asked once again.

"Urmm... can I... urm..." Ruby stuttered.

"Spit it out!" Weiss snapped, causing Ruby to yelp in surprise.

"Hot chocolate with cream, five sugars and chocolate sprinkles!" She cried.

The white haired girls eye started to twitch "Seriously?" She said in disbelief. She groaned and turned around to start making the drink "First, Jaune comes here and now this. What did I do to deserve this?"

Ruby's head perks up "Jaune? As in Jaune Arc?" She questioned.

Weiss turned back around to the redhead with a look of surprise "How did you know?"

"I know him, he kind of broke up with me the other day and I haven't seen him since then though." Ruby explained "What was he doing here earlier?"

"He was trying to make me jealous by flaunting his new girlfriend. I can assure you that he did not succeed." She said proudly.

"New... girlfriend?" Ruby frowned as she felt her heart break even more "Why would he move on so fast? Unless... he cheated on me..." She was now on the brink of tears.

Weiss rolled her eyes "Jaune is cruel, mean and selfish. He will get you and crush you, just like he did with me."

"He hurt you too?" The younger girl asked.

"Mmhmm." She nodded, handing Ruby her drink "If you ask me, he deserves to be hurt, just like he hurt us."

"You are right... I guess." Ruby replied, placing the money on the counter "But how will we do it?"

"Oh, just leave that to me." Weiss grinned.

"Why do I have to do the shopping?" Jaune groaned, examining two different packs of bacon "It's so boring." He exclaimed, throwing both packs into the basket and changing aisle "Did we need milk? Ah, screw it." Picking up a carton of milk and placing it into basket.

"Hello Jaune."

"Yang?" The blonde teen spun around and was met with a pair of lilac eyes. Yang was wearing a pair of tan shorts and a matching tan jacket over a yellow vest.

"Miss me?" Yang grinned taking a dangerous step toward the boy, her blonde locks flowing wildly "Cause I missed you!" She rushed forward and swung her fist at him.

"Jesus!" Jaune screamed as he avoided the fist by jumping back. He dropped the basket and made a dash.

The busty blonde growled "Get back here!" She was about to start chasing after him when her phone started to ring. With a reluctant groan she answered the call "What is it?... No! I have him where you want him!... Why?... Fine." She hung up and scanned the aisle, spotting the blonde boy behind a stack of bottles "You got lucky, Jaune." She spat "I'll see you around."

"And then she went to punch me! But my amazing dodging was too much for her, and then she left!" Jaune explained to Ren, what had happened while he was food shopping.

As Jaune was babbling, Ren was searching through the bags "Yeah yeah, that's great and all, but where the fuck is the food!" He screeched in anger.

Jaune flinched "What are you talking about? It's all there." He pointed at the bags.

Ren thrust his hands into the bags and retrieved six different types of crisps "We can't survive on just crisps you moron! Where is all the meat? And you better have got my coffee."

Jaune put his hand in one of the shopping bags "Well, the meat is right here." He said, pulling out the packs of bacon.

Ren's eyes twitched.

"And as for the coffee..." Hand back in the bag "I got decaf." His hand emerged victoriously holding a tub of decaf coffee.

Ren was at a loss for words "I.. wha.. why...?"

"Yup, no need to thank me." Jaune grinned happily.

"I'm gonna fucking kill you!" Ren screamed.

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