Summary: When Sarah's best friend Randy got her the dream job, to become a WWE diva she was over the moon, but what happens if she attracts unwanted attention from the shield, especially one particular member.

I don't own WWE or the wrestlers and divas mentioned, the only character i own is Sarah and any other OC's I may mention later on.

A/N: I've added some divas and superstars that are not in the WWE at the moment, it's only because I like them and they go with the story.

- Line Break -

*BANG*

I groaned, of course Randy would be round at a stupid time, I looked at my clock,

'it's eight in the morning, I wanted a lie in' I thought to herself as I pulled myself out of my comfortable, warm bed. I looked at myself in the mirror to make sure I was decent. I pulled my messy red hair into a ponytail and pulled my pj top down, which had thumper from bambi on it, my matching shorts seemed to be fine, I smiled and sighed before walking out of my bedroom.

"I know I gave you a key to my apartment for emergencies but that doesn't mean you come round whenever you want" I said running a hand over my head, I looked up at him and rolled my eyes, he was sat there on my sofa with his feet on the coffee table, drinking a bottle of water.

'make yourself at home... geez' I thought to herself as I sat next to him, he looked at me and smiled sweetly at me.

"hey Sar, I have news for you"

"well I guessed you were round for a reason, unless it was to steal my food again"

he smirked at me and tutted,

"no.. although if you have some crisps..."

I cut him off, "no I don't now continue with your news."

He leaned forward and looked at me

"I have got you a brilliant opportunity... one you would really love"

"what"

"A job as a WWE diva"

I fell off the sofa, my legs in the air, not looking very attractive, Randy snorted, before getting up and helping me up, I saw an opportunity so I launched myself at him to give him a crushing hug.

"THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU" I squealed in his ear, Randy laughed before pulling me off him,

"don't worry about it but get dressed we need to go over there and introduce you to Stephanie and then I need to give you a tour and then you will be training with me for a while until you've grasped the basics and then you can start making appearances on the show"

I sighed and put my hand on my hip, before patting him on the shoulder

"I knew I kept you round for a good reason"

before walking back into my bedroom, sniggering as Randy then realised I had insulted him when he started muttering threats under his breath.

lets that a little trip down memory lane, I had been friends with Randy since I was 10 years old and he was 15, he lived across the street from me and I challenged him to a wrestling match for his packet of skittles, I won of course (although he said he let me so I would like him). Now me being 22 and him 27 we were still very close, even when he had to be on the road most of the time being 'the viper' on WWE, we skyped each other when he was free and I always wished him luck before his matches and watched all of his matches, only to use what I had seen to tease him.

I looked in my wardrobe and pulled out my favourite denim shorts and a tight white tank top that had a picture of a womans face on the front in black and purple, I then picked out my black sneakers with studs on the side, I brushed her hair, curled it and let it cascade down my back. I put a bit of eyeliner and lip gloss before walking out of my bedroom smiling.

- Line Break -

The journey to the WWE headquarters wasn't very eventful as I was too nervous to speak I felt like I was going to bubble over or combust, which Randy wouldn't like as it would make a mess in his car and he loves his car more than anything. When we got there I jumped out of the car, slamming the door.

"SERIOUSLY... what has my car done to you" Randy exclaimed rushing round to make sure I didn't leave a dent, I rolled her eyes,

"come on I want to get started"

It was then Randy's turn to roll his eyes,

"alright keep your panties on"

"how do you know I'm wearing any?"

Randy stopped in his tracks, turned round to me and raised an eyebrow, before shaking his head.

"I don't want to know thank you"

"well if your interested they are white and lacy"

Randy's eyes widened before turning round and putting me over his shoulder.

"well that's enough of that conversation"

I giggled as he carried me into the building, it always freaks him when I speak about my underwear or anything else that proves that I'm a woman, as he still sees me like a little sister, which I find amusing. I stopped my train of thought as I heard a voice

"Randall what are you doing?"

I sniggered, Randall (I knew that was his name but it was still funny to hear and I know he hated it)

Randy smiled

"sorry Steph, here you go"

before dropping me on her ass, "SERIOUSLY!" I shouted at him, while glaring what a bitch, throwing me on the floor, he snorted before helping me up, I turned and saw Stephanie stood there looking very amused.

"you must be Sarah, I'm Stephanie Mcmahon and I've heard alot about you"

"hello Stephanie... and I hope it was all good" I replied still glaring at Randy, knowing the information she got about me must of come from him. Randy shrugged and began to trace an imagionary halo above his head, making me shake my head. 'you are far from being an angel Randy'

"oh yes all good Sarah, now I hope Randall has said, he will be training you, teaching you the basics, in ring and outside the ring skills, you will be sharing his locker room at the moment, only until you get yourself on the show and make a name for yourself, now are there any questions?"

I shook her head still in awe, ' wow she speaks really fast and not look stupid, how does she do it' I can't believe Stephanie Mcmahon was talking to me and other than the fact she met me when I was on my ass, glaring at Randy Orton, but it could be worse, 'I could of flashed or be caught wearing my hello kitty pjs'. Stephanie smiled at me before nodding at Randy.

"Then Randall will take you on a tour, I think you know some of the superstars already so good luck and I will speak to you soon"

with that she walked off, I turned to Randy and pouted

"come on... Randy... gimme the tour"

Randy cringed before motioning towards the open door

"after you Sar"

- Line Break -

Randy and me walked down the long corridors, Randy pointed out the different, what he called important rooms, the canteen, the gym, the girls and guys changing rooms.

"no-one changes in them really, they do that in their locker rooms, but they have good showers which the divas like"

I gave him a funny look, 'note to self, NEVER shower in the changing room as Randy seems to have cameras in there'

I then looked forward and grinned

"JOHNNY" I yelled before running at him, Randy pouted

"I thought I was your favourite" he mumbled

John Cena, Randy's best friend grinned at me as he saw me running towards him, I first met him when I came with Randy to the show one time and I tripped over and faceplanted the floor infront of him, hightly embarressing but seemed to set our friendship off. He was adorable, a good listener and had a hot body (and believe me I had dreamt of that body many times).

"hey Sarah" John said as he caught me with a bone crushing hug

"John... Can't... Breathe" I wheezed, he immediately put me down and mouthed sorry, Randy was then beside me and gave him a manly hug

"hey John... I see you already know our new diva"

John smiled and clapped, "oh who is it? is she hot?"

Randy and I rolled our eyes, John may be good to look at but he can be a bit on the stupid side.

I pointed at myself, "me... I'm the new diva and I must say I am very hot" I said winking,

John's mouth opened and hugged me again.

"I'm so happy for you... I will have to help you train, teach you my moves"

I blushed 'bad dirty mind'

Randy grunted, "no i'm training her" he whined, I raised my eyebrow at him, 'SERIOUSLY'

"but I want to train her" John whined back, I looked between the two of them and sighed, 'why are my friends so wierd'

"how about you both train me?" I suggested, they both looked at me and nodded, John smiled and walked off, waving his hand as he went, I watched his ass casually as he walked away, before turning back to Randy

"so the tour... continue"

- Line Break-

The tour ended at Randy's locker room,

"so this is our locker room, this is where you will spend your time, other than in the training room and the gym, now there is someone that has been dying to see you down the end of this corridor" he pointed down the corridor, I looked at him and he smirked before going into his locker room. I looked down the corridor, I couldn't see anyone, I shrugged before making my way down the corridor.

I looked down at the floor, 'wow the floor is sparkly that is so random, I wonder if it's tiny gems, bet the Mcmahons can afford that'

lost in my thoughts I didn't see the other person coming towards me until I bumped into them.

"hey I'm sorry I wasn't looking where I was..." I stopped as I realised who it was, looking down at me was the unhappy face of Dean Ambrose.

Now I have never met the shield members (and it wasn't on my to do list), but I had seen enough shows to realise they weren't nice people, Randy kept saying they took the characters way too seriously and that they were dicks. (and Randy looked very seriously when he said this so it was probably true). I didn't know what to do, Dean was known to being the most unpredictable member. 'please don't hurt me'

"who the hell are you?" he sneered, I tried to side step him, but he stood infront of me, when it ended up with me against the wall and him walking towards me, closing the gap.

"I'm the newest diva... yay" I said my voice losing it's confidence near the end, he smirked.

"I really don't care, you need to watch where your going or next time I will have to do something with that pretty little face of yours"

'wow he just called me pretty thanks... wait he means he's going to hurt my face'

"yes I will take that into consideration"

he was breathing down on my face, I could feel every breath, 'someone help me please'

then just like my thoughts had been heard, Dean's head turned away from me, looks like someone has come to help me, he turned back to me and leaned closer.

"oh and congratulations... new diva" before pushing himself away from me and walking away. I let out the breath I was subconciously holding, I turned to look at my hero and growled, there stood CM Punk 'great my hero is him'

Now I don't hate CM Punk, me and him are kind of friends (although Randy says we both have pent up frustrations and will end up together and getting married and having loads of strange kids) we just like teasing each other it's kind of a love/hate relationship, he walked towards him, smirking and tutting. I pushed myself away from the wall and glared at him, daring him to say anything.

"thank you Punk, your face finally comes into use, scaring people away"

Punk tutted louder

"honestly SaSa only you could find trouble before even starting, by the way congratualtions on the new job and your welcome for saving you from the scary shield"

I tapped him on the arm

"I wasn't scared, his... breath just smelt"

Punk looked at me unconvinced, obviously he didn't believe my excuse

"I saw your face, you looked like you were going to pass out, although to be honest if the shield was that close to my face I wouldn't be too happy about it either, now come on let's get you to get some wrestling stuff"