HOMER'S LUNCH
It was Saturday and Homer was really hungry. Marge and the kids were at church and he skipped church. There was no one to cook for him. He was very hungry and his stomach was growling. He rolled out of his bed and fell on the floor. He began to eat the floor. Soon he ate the entire floor and fell into the basement, which he began to eat. When he was done with the basement, he climbed up into his room and started eating the curtains, wallpaper, etc. He then ate Lisa's saxophone and Bart's skateboard. He ran around the house, eating everything. Soon he ate the vacuum cleaner, the bathtub, the cat and the dog. He even ate the toilet!!! He went to the bathroom to brush his teeth but he ate the toothbrush and the mirror. He was on an eating spree. Finally he finished up his house and started on Flanders's house. Soon he was done with that too. He ate all the lawn gnomes and ate their Bible. Finally Marge came with the children.
-"Where is our home, Homer???!!!" she yelled.
-"Uhh, I'll be at Moe's" Homer wanted to get in his car, but he then remembered he ate it. He was too fat to walk so he had to roll all the way to Moe's. He was so fat that he rolled over Moe's tavern and squished it, killing Moe. Soon there were news reports of a "giant fat man rolling around wreaking havoc in the city of Springfield!!! Please lock your doors and keep your children away from this man!!!" Homer wished he hadn't done that.
THE END
It was Saturday and Homer was really hungry. Marge and the kids were at church and he skipped church. There was no one to cook for him. He was very hungry and his stomach was growling. He rolled out of his bed and fell on the floor. He began to eat the floor. Soon he ate the entire floor and fell into the basement, which he began to eat. When he was done with the basement, he climbed up into his room and started eating the curtains, wallpaper, etc. He then ate Lisa's saxophone and Bart's skateboard. He ran around the house, eating everything. Soon he ate the vacuum cleaner, the bathtub, the cat and the dog. He even ate the toilet!!! He went to the bathroom to brush his teeth but he ate the toothbrush and the mirror. He was on an eating spree. Finally he finished up his house and started on Flanders's house. Soon he was done with that too. He ate all the lawn gnomes and ate their Bible. Finally Marge came with the children.
-"Where is our home, Homer???!!!" she yelled.
-"Uhh, I'll be at Moe's" Homer wanted to get in his car, but he then remembered he ate it. He was too fat to walk so he had to roll all the way to Moe's. He was so fat that he rolled over Moe's tavern and squished it, killing Moe. Soon there were news reports of a "giant fat man rolling around wreaking havoc in the city of Springfield!!! Please lock your doors and keep your children away from this man!!!" Homer wished he hadn't done that.
THE END