Chapter 3

It had been about a half an hour from the village and Natsumi had gotten bored. Which meant that she had to find something to do, namely annoy Sasuke.

"Are we there yet?" Natsumi asked Sasuke for the hundredth time.

"No." Sasuke said back.

"Are we there yet?"

"No."

" How about now?"

"No." He continued to say not paying attention to the question anymore.

"Are you straight?" She asked smirking.

"No." He said ignoring her.

"I KNEW IT!" Anko said pumping her fist.

This made the only adult males of the group of let out a laugh.

"I'm starting to like this girl." Tazuna said.

"Things do get interesting around her." Kakashi said reading his book.

A puddle appeared near the side of the road that Natsumi eyed then smirked. 'FINNALY!'

Suddenly two figures rushed out and began to wrap a spiked metal chain around the two Jonin. Acting quickly Natsumi whipped out two cards from her sleeves and threw them at her targets.

They impacted the arms of the two men cutting them off. They fell to the ground screaming while holding the stumps that used to be their arms. Blood sprayed everywhere causing the two fresh Genin and Tazuna to gag.

"Nice throw Sumi. Now seeing as I only need one..." Anko said hinting to her student.

A big smile and a predatory look came over her face." Thanks Ko-chan, I was getting hungry." She said dragging the closest one away with Anko doing the same.

Soon sounds of terror and fright echoed from the trees.

Ten minutes later

After Tazuna's sob story they decided to continue on by Natsumi's request. She simply said ' Their be bitches to fuck and people to kill. Were going!'.

They had arrived at the shore where a boat man was coming to pick them up.

"Hey uh Ko-chan?" Seeing her attention Natsumi continued. "You guys are going to have to go ahead with out me."

"What?" Anko asked confused.

Natsumi pulled her down to her height and whispered in her ear.

Anko looked at her strangely. Natsumi seeing this elaborated "I have a way of crossing the water myself, I'll be only at most ten minutes behind you."

"Alright but be careful okay?" Anko said. Natsumi gave her a kiss on the cheek as thanks and went to sit down in the shade.

As the boat arrived they started loading up.

"What's wrong with the blond gaki?" Tazuna asked.

"Just something about not being able to cross water. She'll be joining us later." Anko said.

A half hour later

Anko was panting tired from her current fight against one Zabu Momochi, the Demoness of the Bloddy Mist, one of the Seven Swordsmen, and a A-rank missing-nin charged with an attempted assassination of the tyrant Yagura from the Bloodline Purges. What, she got bored during a meeting and read the bingo book.

She was taller then Anko standing at a good 6'3. She had long smooth dark hair reaching her mid-back. Her crossed headband from Mist slanted slightly. Dark grey eyes stared at her with what seemed like lust. For her blood or body Anko didn't know. She guessed the woman would be a beauty but a bandaged mask blocked her view.

Her body made it hard for Anko to concentrate on the fight. She had at least DD breasts under her dark blue top that jiggled when she moved. An exposed stomach showed her slim figure but Anko knew for a fact that she was strong enough to snap bones like twigs, hell she was swinging around a six foot long slab of metal and barely broke a sweat! White and grey camo pants that matched her arm warmers hung off her amazing hips. A firm rear lead off into her long legs.

In all honesty if they weren't fighting and wasn't dating Natsumi she'd be asking for a date.

The problem was she had knocked out the emo and pink brats with her killing intent and the other kid was on his last legs from handling her water clones. Kakashi had been captured in a water prison held together by a clone.

Lucky for Anko she specialized in assassination just like her and training with a girl who could come out of anywhere helped hone a sixth sense into her.

As they stared each other down Zabu finally decided to speak. "Look babe, I don't want you okay? Well actually you are pretty hot but that's not the point. Just get out my way an let me kill the bridge builder and everyone leaves in one piece. Hell, I'll buy us a round if you want to?" She said in a husky tone that was both threatening but down right sexy at the same time.

Anko chuckled "Though that is tempting and I'd love to get to know you better I have to decline. You see I'm pretty much stalling you."

Zabu looked confused at the statement so she elaborated. "I have some kick ass backup coming any moment now. An trust me, you have never faced something like her before."

Zabu chuckled "I highly doubt that. I've seen some weird shit over the years an one more Genin isn't going to change anything. Specially if she's like the two dead weights over there."

Anko looked a little insulted and angry at that "Oh you better take that back! Natsumi is ten times better then those little shit stains!"

Zabu blinked 'Whoa, that popped her top.'

A deep rumbling was heard in the distance. A dark blur was heading toward the two kunochi making Anko grin from ear to ear. As it came closer they were able to make out the figure.

Was that Natsumi's coffin? It looked it had grown a series of arms, four on each side acting like legs.

It skidded to a halt an stood up. It 'looked' at Anko an waved three of its right hands the fourth being used as a pair of legs. Anko awkwardly waved back. Grabbing its lid it slowly opened with red light emanating from within. Able to see again Anko grinned at her student. "Right on time Natsumi." Anko said relaxing a bit.

Due to the heavy mist Natsumi had ditched her hat and glasses leaving her in her black muscle shirt, black coat, dark green camo pants, combat boots, and her finger less gloves.

Zabu looked annoyed 'Great I meet two of the of the hottest girls EVER and I have to kill them. Life isn't fair!'

Natsumi looked at Zabu with a smirk on her face "Ko-chan who is this lovely lady. She looks good enough to eat." She said seductively running her long tongue over her cherry red lips.

Zabu actually shivered at that. Her instincts tied between running for her life and striping for a session with with the vixen.

"Zabu Momochi a missing nin from Mist, assigned to kill Tazuna. She knocked out the two brats, Kakashi is stuck in a bubble a bit away from here on a lake, and the creepy kid is fighting against some water clones." Anko said finally catching her breath.

"You go help Sai, your injured an tired, I'll deal with sweet cheeks here." Natsumi said.

Anko paused to say 'Be careful okay.' before going into the trees.

Natsumi turned to Zabu with her hands on her shapely hips. "Soooo... you want to just skip the fight and hop into the bushes to 'get to know' one another?" She said cheerily.

Zabu didn't visually react but in her mind two chibi versions of her one with horns and a tail another with wings and a halo we arguing.

'Take the offer damn it! That kind of babe only comes around once in a life time! Hell go get Haku she needs to get laid!' The devil said.

'You need the money to help the rebellion and Gato's paying you three times the regular amount! You have to stop Yashara's reign of terror! A single moment of pleasure or a future of freedom?!' The angel said.

Steeling her resolve she raised her large blade. "To bad, really didn't want to kill someone as fine as you." Natsumi said looking a little disappointed "I wanted my first time to be really good and I'm pretty sure Anko's a virgin too. Kinda wanted someone with experience."

You could pretty much hear a smashing sound in Zabu's mind.

'DEAR KAMI YOU VILE TEMPTRESS! YOU STICK TWO HOT VIRGIN'S IN FRONT OF ME AND I CANT HAVE THEM! YOU ARE A BITCH YOU KNOW THAT!' Both of her inner voices said together crying rivers.

"Fuck my life." Zabu said to herself charging at the girl.

Natsumi dodged the high speed attack by jumping back, a normal looking playing card falling to her hand. Swinging it at Zabu she tilted her head slightly gaining a cut on her cheek.

Lashing out with a kick to her stomach Zabu jumped back to avoid it. Multiple cards appeared in her hands as she threw them up. Seeming to float in mid-air Natsumi raised her arms. The cards pointed at Zabu suddenly. Bringing her arms down in a crossing motion they shot forward at high speeds aiming to slice Zabu to ribbons.

Substituteing with a water clone in hiding she watched as the cards easily passed through the clone and destroying a large amount of trees behind it. Zabu's eyes widen before she faced palmed. 'Just had to take the high road, set a good example for Haku. Don't take the chance of the greatest sex moment of your life and not get killed by the sexy blond.' She thought making a few extra clones using the mist. She looked toward the sky an whispered to herself. "You can be a real asshole sometimes you know that?"

A little ways away

Finishing off the water clones with an exhausted Sai, Anko heard the boom of tree's falling in the distance. Turning her head towards the noise she said to him "Oy Gaki, you got five minutes to rest and wake up the brat's and Tazuna. Once that's done meet us in that direction to back up Natsumi." Getting a nod she started running to the pond where Kakashi was to free him.

Back on the main fight.

Zabu hid behind a tree breathing heavily. 'What the hell is she!?' She thought looking past the tree through the mist. Standing surrounded by fallen trees and a pool of water was Natsumi looking around for her. 'She's doesn't even look tired!' It was true, besides being a little dirty.

Leaning back against the tree she tried to think of how to get out of this. 'Okay what do I know about her. Those cards she uses seem to be controlled by thought, can be used as knifes, and thrown with both accuracy and power, plus with how she's tossing them around she either has sealed a huge amount of them into a seal or can create them herself. She uses that scythe one handed and from our clashes she's obviously on par or above me in strength. She tried to grab me with her right arm so those tattoos I saw must do something. I only have enough Chakara for a few more clones and maybe one or two water dragons.' A plan starting to form in her head she stood on shaky legs. 'If this doesn't work I'm dead. Might as well go out swinging.' She thought.

Pov Natsumi

Natsumi was having a blast! She was fighting a total hotty and she was really skilled too. 'I am looking for some clan wives. If I can convince her then I get both a master assassin in my clan AND a sexy babe!' She thought before her mind went straight to the gutter imagining what she, Zabu, and Anko could do under the sheets.

Seeing four of the puddles start to ripple and take form she griped her scythe a little tighter a mad smile threatening to rip her face in two.

Dashing at her the second they were finished they each swung their blades only for Natsumi to disappear. They stopped to look for her only for one of them to be sliced in half from behind. Too late to respond the next got kicked in the face destroying it. The last two swung their cleavers in sync only for her to flip over them. Spinning in mid-air she aimed for the clones and swiftly lobed off their heads with two cards.

Landing she turned behind her hearing Zabu's voice yell out. "Water style: Water Dragon Bullet!" Natsumi heard. A large being of water shot out of the trees shaped just like its name said heading straight for her.

She turned to face it only to feel a presence on the other side. 'A pincer move? If I attack the water dragon she'll attack from behind same with the opposite way. Clever girl.' Natsumi thought.

Her left arm started turning black as her right reached into her coat pulling out what looked like a mix between a revolver and flintlock pistol.

She threw her arm towards the water dragon sending a wave of darkness cutting it in half. Seeing Zabu run out of the trees toward her literally blurring at the speed. Leveling her gun with Zabu she fired at her.

A small metal ball surrounded in light leaving a trail behind it traveled a high speeds toward Zabu. Zabu saw the light trail in the air and raised her sword to block it. She didn't expect it to change direction suddenly and go to her side. She tried to dodge but wasn't fast enough and it went through her thigh.

She stood panting refusing to pass out as she stared at the blond girl. She winced as an intense pain shot from her leg to her body.

Zabu knew she was fucked. Haku was at the pond ready for a quick escape or support but that was at least a good ten minutes away at her current speed.

"Yo sweet cheeks," Natsumi said out loud" now that we aren't fighting I have a proposition for you."

Zabu trying to stall for time to catch her breath asked " What's your deal?"

Natsumi smiled "I want you to come to Konoha with me and become part of my clan!"

Zabu gave Natsumi her most intelligent response "Huh?"

Natsumi did a perfect example of a kid on a sugar high "Yeah your a powerful kunochi, a master assassin, one of the seven swordsmen, and your beautiful as well! Your literally the entire package!"

Zabu actually had to pause and think on this. Thoughts of Haku went through her mind. 'She deserves a home where she can settle down and find her roots.' More flashes of memories followed. Her loss against what was once her friend Yagura and having to fight against her fellow swordsmen. Her friend and leader of the rebellion Mei. She couldn't just abandon them. Zabu looked at Natsumi who awaited her response. 'This girl though, she has more power then anyone I've ever seen but it feels like she's holding back still.' "If I become a part of your clan then I have two request. One is pretty small but the other is the deal breaker."

"Name them." Natsumi said with a serious face for once. Sure she wanted her in her clan but they can't be ridiculous requests.

"I have an adopted daughter Haku, if I come then I need to bring her with me. She also has a bloodline but I don't want her to be put in the CRA." Zabu said.

Natsumi gave her a soft smile making Zabu blush a bit "I'd love to have her in my clan Zabu."

"The second is this. About eight years ago a good friend Yashara suddenly started acting strange. Soon after people started speaking out how the bloodline users planed to take over the village and they were tainted. Mist has always had a large amount of bloodline ninja and have never caused problems before. When tension started to form a small number of Kaguya clan members attacked a village before they were killed. The war broke out just after. This never set quite right with anyone it all seemed to set up. What I'm asking is you come to Mist and fight in the rebellion. With your power we can finally end this. Please I beg of you!" She pleaded.

Zabu felt small arms wrap around her middle and a warm sensation spread through her body. She looked down an saw Natsumi hugging her. She awkwardly wrapped her arms around the shorter blond not used to affection like this. She soon melted into the feeling allowing Natsumi to rub her back tenderly.

She whispered softly to Zabu "I promise Zabu, on my name Natsumi Uzumaki-Hellsing and the blood of Vlad Dracul the third, the no life king, otherwise known as Alucard and the knight Integra Hellsing I will save your country."

Zabu started to cry. This wonderful girl was going to help her and all she asked was for her to join her clan. Zabu pulled away slightly and removed the bandages around her face. Natsumi started in awe of the beautiful woman in front of her. Zabu moved down closer to the blonds head. She gave her a small kiss on the lips. It was clumsy and unsure but Natsumi helped make it pleasurable for both of them.

As they broke away Zabu's face was lit up like a nightlight. She looked down a little and said shyly "Woman of the Momochi clan have a small standing tradition. Who ever we willingly give our first kiss to is considered our partner for life."

Natsumi hearing this tackled the older woman to the ground and started to furiously make out with her, both groping and teasing each other.

After a good five minutes of this they got up Zabu with her hair a mess, completely red face, and panting. Natsumi wasn't much better her clothes a little wrinkled, and her hair a bit fuzzy, but she had a huge grin on her face.

"We should probably get back before Ko-chan starts to worry. We also need to find your daughter and finish this mission." Natsumi said after wrapping some cloth around Zabu's leg.

Zabu nodded at her as they started to leap toward the others.

Five minutes later

As the two arrived at the lake they saw Anko finally free Kakashi. It would have taken less time but Anko was exhausted and her chakara was low.

"Ko-chan I got to talk to you." Natsumi said walking out of the trees with Zabu at her side.

Anko and Kakashi quickly turned toward the duo with strange looks. Kakashi was ready to fight having been surprised before. Anko looked tired but still had a knowing smirk on her face.

"You convinced her to.." "Yep!" "You gonna.." "Damn straight. You okay with it?" "Heck yeah. Gonna pass out now kay?" "Kay."

An with that Natsumi caught Anko bridal style and carried her to shore already mentally calling her coffin to let her teacher rest.

Just as she put her inside the cushioned inside and Zabu went to go get Haku, Sai showed up with Tazuna in tow with the bridge builder carrying Sakura and Sasuke over each shoulder.

"Well that about wraps things up. How about we get Tazuna home now that all of this is done? Oh don't worry about Zabu she's on our side now, Natsumi made a deal with her." Kakashi said.

"Its only about a mile or so away." He said. Honestly all this shit was getting to him.

Chapter 3 end

So how was my first actual fight scene. If some of you didn't notice in the first chapter a FEMALE Anbu with grey hair and a dog mask appeared while their is a male Kakashi in Cha 2, that will be explained in the next chapter.

Harem so far

Anko, Zabu, Haku, Tenten(mabye i'll see if I can put her in)

Future members

Fem Kakashi, Tsunade, Fem Yagura

Might add more members if I see a purpose to it or it would be either funny or seems to fit

Last thing, I AM NOT ABANDONING ANY OF MY STORYS! STOP ASKING!