Ch. 6 Mission to Wave Part One!

After waking up to to forest noises a drooling Chouji a cuddling human-ish Godai and Shika, Naruto could say without a dout, It was his Weirdest. Morning. Ever.

How they all ended up in a near dog pile along with his wolf summons, he hadn't a clue, how he got out of the pile... you got to love the 'Substitution jutsu'. He swapped places with one of the wolves that were outside the pile.

Naruto stepped out of his tent and stretched looking at Shikamarus tent happy he was able to share, he smiled when he heard Godai mumble and mostlikly curling around the wolf, Naruto smirked at the thought of what he will do when he woke up.

Chuckling Naruto relit the fire, making sure it was safe he went to catch food for everyone so they wouldn't have to wait. (And it would give him something to do to)

Naruto came back an hour later with 15 rabbits, a boar, some fruit (berries and apples), and 8 fish, Naruto had already skined the rabbits and sealed the fur away for later and scaling the fish, taking herbs he'd collected and chopped before the mission, and neading them into the meat before cooking, hmm rabbit stew, cooked fish and boar via fire yum.

A half-hour later two girly scream tore throughout the camp which indicated that Sakura and Ino woke up. Only to to be beat by the scream of Godai as he rushed out of Narutos tent, and latched on to him after transforming into his fox form, calming down he quickly hid in his usual spot around Narutos neck.

"Young one that was a cruel; cruel joke, and as a kitsune, I comend you, for getting me" Godai said calmly as everyone was now awake and highly confuse about what was going on.

Naruto smirked and decided to elabrate "Sakura and Ino squeled like hogs after waking up and that lead you all to be awake in a panic most likely thinking we were under attack".

Everyone coughed and watched the girls scream silently, (Narutos Shadow Clones are very useful) while sitting around the fire waiting for Naruto to get done, (Naruto told them he got enough for everyone this time) After which everyone was heasitent to eat his food, until the wolves come out and pounced on their portion.

"Thanks for the meal Naruto-sama! it's as delicious as always!" Ayane said said her tail wagging along with both her brothers Aki and Arata agreeing whole heartedly.

He was about to reply when they poofed away having their fill and of course compliments to the chief, which everybody around the fire agreed after they finished.

They packed everything while Naruto rested (he was kind enough to catch and cook for them) they set out again heading out to Wave after Naruto removed the seals from the girls, then took to the back again with Shika and Chouji, teasing them both on there sleeping habbits mainly Shikamaru.

"I can say without a dout I never thought I would been used as a giant teddy Shika!" Naruto chuckled at his blush, and the mudder of "troublesome".

Chouji laughed and Naruto rounded on him "Chouji you got no room to laugh, chewing on your pillow? probably doesn't taste good" he said with a smirk.

While Chou sputtered and Shika chuckled, the senseis kept watch, Naruto too, but Naruto was sneaky about it, (being taught by a fox had it's benifits) a mile of listening to the girls argue was getting annoying and Naruto pulled out his fuinjutsu book and vowed to sear on a permanat silencing seal that could be switch on and off, on BOTH of them, as soon as they arrived safely at Tazanas house.

He was sure Shikamaru would apreciate that.

They soon came apon a puddle and he alerted Shika and Chouji to possible enemies, sure enough as they pass the puddle two claws burst out and a chain surrounds their senseis and shredding them to pieces, 'killing them', the girls scream while the boys take the attackers down thanks to Shikamarus shadow freezing them and Chouji and Naruto nocking them out and tieing them up while Sasuke trys to kill them (for some damn reason) until Naruto had enough and nocked him unconscious with the butt of a kunai, much to the girls horror.

A well placed silence seal shuts them up real nice, the senseis walk out of the woods Asuma-sensei rubbed his head with a sigh, and Kakashi-sensei was reading his book after he noted that their was no more enemies then sighed and snapped his book closed.

"Naruto you didn't have to nock Sasuke out lik..." he recoiled at the glare he was getting from the blonde.

"Kakashi-sensei he kept trying to kill them after we captured and incapacitated them, we need them alive to interagate them for info" Naruto explained slowly like he was talking to a young child.

"Well yes but to knock him out..." he started.

"Just hush and interagate these two or do we have to do that to?" Naruto stated in a low voice with a raised eyebrow, staring at his sensei in a way that reminded him of the 4th and got him moving... quickly 'I didn't think i'd every see that look again'.

After dragging the to chunin nuke nins away, a while later Kakashi came back with them and started to tie them to a tree, but was stopped by Naruto who produced a prisoners seal scroll and sealed them into it and putting the scroll away.

Naruto watched the senseis round on Tazana who gave some sob story about his family, and after Sasuke was revived and the seals removed from the girls, we held a vote to continue of not, of course the girls and Sasuke pitched a fit until the senseis decided to continue all the while Shikamaru was pracically begging for the silencing seal.

Naruto thought it would be a good idea to send a progress report to his Jii-jii after the 'vote' (which was completely stupid in his opinion) to ask for some extra back up, he asked for Tiger and Viper (also known as Tenzo and Anko) his child hood protectors along with Weasel, Dog, and Bear (which were Itachi, Kakashi, and Ibiki) all five were known by Naruto (he just didn't talk to anyone besides Itachi-Nii but that was in secret, not even his other guardians knew about the contact, Itachi-Nii was sneaky like that.

Naruto sent the progress scroll when they stopped for the night via Wolf summons, and got ready for sleep.

A day later they arrived at the sea and saw a boat coming towards them, out of the mist, apparently the meeting was set up by Tazana so they could get across, to the island.

"Tazana are these the ninja? theres to many! some will have to stay behind!" the boatman said lowly.

"Don't worry about that the senseis can walk on water they could also carry someone" Naruto said and the boat was suddenly full of Sasuke and the girls, Naruto sighed and motioned for Tanzana and Chouji to join them. "Shikamaru your one of the lightest so you'll be carried... unless you know how to water walk?".

"Now, now Naruto I thought Asuma and I were in charge of this mission." Kakashi droned looking through his book.

Naruto snorted "You two aren't very good at leading you two haven't tried to direct us once since we started this mission. So I might as well take the role since Sasuke will get us killed, Shikamaru is to lazy, the girls would put Sasuke in charge who again will get us killed, Choujis could be a good leader but he's not ready yet, im a neutral party and will make sure I direct everyone right" he shot the senseis with a glare "instead of leaving it to a vote to continue a dangerious mission or not to excited genin and an Uchiha with a inferiority complex and a need to prove himself." Naruto then directed Shikamaru onto a quailed Asumas back and jumped on to the water ready to start walking quickly placing the Silencing seal on the girls as they scream deffending 'their Sasuke-kun'.

Naruto was going to write his own report about the girls and Uchiha, the girls were disruptive and loud, they disregared stealth and continue to get in everyones way, they with each other and the screaming... enough said.

The walk was quiet except for Naruto, Choujis, and Shikas, low talking and more teasing for Shika and now Asuma was pulled into it.

"How does it feel to be the monkey on the monkies back Shikamaru?" Naruto teased, while Chouji chuckled and Shika "troublesomed"

"Now you know what it's like to be a mama monkey don't you Saru-Sensei?" now Shikamaru chuckled while Asuma grumbled.

"Don't make me drop you Shikamaru" Asuma threatened with a grumble.

Naruto laughed "Go ahead and laugh all you want Shika i'd catch ya if he did" Chouji was doing his best not to burst out laughing, at that point.

They soon passed the in-progress bridge Chouji whispered "it's amazing."

"Now, now, Chouji don't give the old man a big head, he might fall over." Naruto said and instantly nearly everyone is chuckling.

Soon the boat was at the shore and everyone piled off and Naruto was ordered once again to remove the silencing seals, which he heasitantly did.

They instantly go back to fawning over Sasuke and fighting each other, Naruto sends a pleading look to his sensei, who shakes his head.

Naruto sighs and leads his team away from the shore after Tazana speaks to the boatman.

Naruto sniffs the air and sends out a pulse of chakra after smelling something off, getting an image of a large man with a large blade and a kid their age with a hunters mask on they looked to be talking, he sent out more pulses of chakra after confirming that there was someone else here to track them.

He alerted Chouji and Shikamaru, then tried to alert the girls and Sasuke but, was brushed off harshly, Naruto glared at them then just turned his back on them and looked to the Senseis and alerted them, they gave a confused look then just nodded.

Naruto went back to his friends, and concentrated on sensing the enemy, almost walking into tree, which Sasuke and the girls mocked until Naruto said he was keeping track of their enemy like he told them he would, then they started to mock that which was pissing him off, he looked to the senseis to see if they would do anything about this.

They were looking the other way ignoring the insults that they were saying, Naruto was pissed and stopped the group before beating the ever loveing shit out of the bastered and his bitches, after lowering his resistance seals he beat his so-called-team into unconcousness, and before his sensei could scold him Naruto decked him in the face.

"Don't you even think of scolding me for that it was your own fault for not stopping them yourself 'sensei' you just let them mock me for keeping tabs on the enemy, who could kill us by the way, they are only 10 yards over that way", Naruto pointed East, "So don't you dare scold me for your neglagence Kakashi-sensei".

Kakashi looked thoughally scolded, Naruto sent another pulse and continued walking and sniffing the air, no one was their now, they weren't going to attack at the momment, they stopped to rest for a moment and to wait for Sasuke and his bitches to wake up.

Naruto was writing another progress report telling what just happened and how Kakashi was unsuited to lead or teach a team of genin, he's better suited to leading a team of Jonin and Anbu like he use to before being pressured into taking the Last Loyal Uchiha onto his team, and of course asking his Jijii to yell at Inos dad, for her behavior, and again checking on the back up and saying that he hopes they hurry.

Naruto summoned another wolf and sent the message after thanking the wolf and telling him to wait on a response.

The wolf nodded and took off. "Now, Naruto what are you doing?" Kakashi said having tried to sneak up on the chakra sensing blonde.

"I was sending a progress report to Ji-ji since it's my first time out of the villege so im keeping him informed, espeacially the part were you let the Uchiha and his fangirls push you into continuing an A-rank mission with us green Genin, I bet he's going to love to read that part or the part about where you let them mock the other half of there team while in the presence of the enemy while said teammate was trying to keep track of said enemy, Yeah I wish I could see his face when he reads that report" Naruto informed after thinking about it for a second he added "oh I also added the part where I beat my team to shut them up, decking you then scolded you for your stupidity.

Naruto saw his senseis frightned face and felt kinda sorry for him, but then remembered his stupidity and knew he needed a lesson.

They soon started to leave again, with a fumming Uchiha and his fangirls following in the back and Naruto started leading with Shika and Choji on either side and Kakashi and Asuma on either side of Tazuna.

Naruto sniffed the air and noted all the mist in the air, then he heard the complaints about their hair from the girls.

Naruto made a couple of seals then "(Wind Release: Great Breakthrough)" Naruto took a deep breath and blowed the mist away, Naruto looked around, sniffed and pulsed his chakra, notting and dodging the girls attemped to harm him shooting a glance at his sensei, then pulsed his chakra again to keep track of the attackers.

He alerted Shika and Chouji again that they were attacking this time, then he saw the tall guy throw his giant blade.

"Everyone get down!" Shika and Chouji imediatly compliy so do the senseis once they see the blade and dragged down Tazuna, Naruto didn't give the Uchiha or his fans a chance to argue and tackled them to the ground covering them as the giant blade flys over head.

Naruto shoots up and to a side of everyone along with Kakashi and Asuma to cover the rest of the team while they get up and orient themselves, Naruto pulled out his sword and got into the (Fox Sword Style: Kit Defence) Naruto heard Godai chuckle and wished he could join him, he was defending some weird kits.

Naruto could hear Ino and Sakura shaking, and scented the air, Naruto tilted his head "Don't worry Kaka-Sensei and Saru-Sensei won't let them hurt us," he told his frightened teammates 'I hope the back-up gets here soon'.

Luck was on their side... or just Narutos, the back-up arrived just in time Kakashi and Asuma were just captured in the water prison jutsu, they struck quickly and silently, 'Assasination... Ankos specialty' Viper helped Kaka-sensei and Saru-sensei out of the water after dragging Zabuzas unconcous form to Naruto and gave him a scroll with a seal on it, Naruto shrugged but raised an eyebrow when Tiger (Tenzo) dragged the masked kid out from the trees and dropped him infront of him "Hokage-sama wishes for you to draw a contanment seal for these two" Tiger said stoic.

Probably smiling at the blonde from behind his mask, Tenzo was always a mother hen/big brother 'just like Iruka-sensei and Itachi-Nii'.

"Right luckly I have some empty scrolls and some ink" Naruto silently makes the requested seals and checks them then hands them over to Tiger (Tenzo) who inspects them, nodding he got to work sealing the two nuke-nins.

"Why are you two here? Not that were complaining or anything" Asuma says curiously

They point to Naruto who was reading the scroll he was given, "He sent a scroll requesting back-up when Kakashi and Asuma were bullied into continuing an A-rank mission with green genin by the Uchiha-brat and his fangirls. Viper (aka Anko) stated not really caring about humiliating the Hatake or not.

Kakashi snaps his head to Naruto '...when did he send for back up they wouldn't have come this early... ohh right the night of the demon brothers'.

"I guess we're lucky to have Naruto on the team, and he wasn't kidding when he said 'he would make sure to direct everyone right' he's a good leader, he made sure to ask for back-up when he thought we would need it, and clearly we did." Asuma said wringing the water out of his vest and scowling at his smokes (they were soaked!).

"Yeah, he also came up with a plan for the mission since we now have Gatos nuke-nin guards all he has left are the mercs, from Narutos report there are about 400 mercs, 250 mercs in and around a mansion in the woods and 150 throughout the island terrorizing the cizilians from time to time."

The others heard this and glanced at the aparently sceaming blonde. 'Naruto thought of that? when and where did he get the info?' (Asuma) 'Naruto might be a good partner to play shogi in, maybe I should challege him to a game when we get to Tazanas place...' (Shikamaru... of course) 'Way to go Naruto that shows them what a so-called loser can do!' (Chouji), Sasuke was brooding and his fangirls were fawning saying how cool Sasuke was for taking down the giant man, that is until Tiger ran up scaring them, getting into their faces and demanded who stopped them, and then became Narutos favorite (After Itachi-Nii of course) he pointed out that THE! Uchiha. Wet. Himself.

Everyone paused at that and then laught a belly rolling laugh (everyone except the Uchiha and the girls minus Anko) soon everyone settled down to a fit of chuckles and couldn't figure out were all the flashes came from. (Naruto brought a camrea he thought it would be a good idea, everyone embarasses themselves on atleast a few missions)

"A full on frontal asualt tomarrow morning when he expected us to be either dead or licking our wounds, it's a good time espeacially with how were going to attack, but lets get everyone to the old farts house" (she doesn't like anyone who puts her friends indanger, especially her little foxy, she might not have introduced herself but she loves him like a little brother, It was the same for Tenzo and all of Narutos guards, even Ibiki.)

"Tsunami! Im home!" Tazana shouted opening the door "And we have guests."

End part 1 of Mission to Wave!