A/N: GUESSSS WHOS BACK!
sorry for the short and... awful story but I thought i would write this as a warm up. It turned out cute and i like it!
WARNING!
Swearing, Drinking, Cute flustered Hiccup and Sexual Innuendos.

Three In in the morning is an odd time to hear a theme song to your favorite childhood tv show. But not for Hiccup, he was rather used to hearing the kim possible theme song play at all times of the day .

The messy haired brunette could only groan and try to open his eyes as he prayed under his breath. "Pleaaasssee stop jack."
But it would be no use considering The white haired male was laying in bed across town. He had been sending hiccup perfectly awful pickup lined all night, trying to annoy him. And was it ever working. Hiccup finally was able to peel open his sleep covered eyes and turn over to see his phone light up. "Metal note…. put phone on vibrate before bed." Hiccup grumbled.
He picked up the cell phone and pressed the unlock button- a light more blinding than he had hoped assaulted his eyes, causing him to curse quickly. None of this was worth it, he was going to have some shitty pun that Jack had macgyvered in haste just to piss him off. Hiccup goes to his messages and scrolls through.

10:39-RECEIVED: FROM JACK
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

10:39-SENT: TO JACK
Please. no…

10:42- RECEIVED: FROM JACK
Are you feeling tired Hiccup?

10:42- SENT: TO JACK
Yes Jack, i'm trying sleep!

10:42- RECEIVED: FROM JACK
No! Hiccup you ruined it! Just say: "no why?"

10:42- SENT: TO JACK
Fine! No why?

10:43- RECEIVED: FROM JACK
'cuz baby you been running through my mind all day!

10:46- RECEIVED: FROM JACK
Hiccup?

10:47- RECEIVED: FROM JACK
Do you have a map? Because i'm lost in your eyes.

10:47- RECEIVED: FROM JACK

10:55- RECEIVED: FROM JACK
You turn my software into hardware!

11:15- RECEIVED: FROM JACK
I hope there is a fireman in your room because you are SMOKIN'' HOT

11:30- RECEIVED: FROM JACK
Excuse me! You dropped something…
MY JAW!

11:31- SENT: TO JACK
Sleep… please.

Hiccup scrolls faster, trying to find the closer ones.
3:10-RECEIVED: FROM JACK
Hhiccuuuop! If I had a ickle for every erfeson as f slexuy as you- i;d have five cents.7

3:10-RECEIVED: FROM JACK
*nickle *person *as *sexy *i'd.

Hiccup tried to reread the text, he squints as he texts back.
3:11-SENT TO JACK
Jack are you drunk?

Hiccup waited for a response, worried. Caller id shows Jack's perfect white teeth as his ringtone blares. he quickly answers as to not wake his ebony cat toothless. "I'm intoxicated on y-*hic* you." Jack slurs. Hiccup flashes red and whispers, "Why are you drunk? Why did you call me? Why d-"
"I wanted to hear your vvvoiicee! Hiccup, I love your voice!" Jack sounded extremely happy on the other end. There was clanging of bottles as he got up to walk around his room.
Hiccup sighed and rolls his eyes, "Jack you're drunk go to bed." He couldn't think of a single reason why the other would call him as he was drunk.
"No! Hiccup I need….. I need to tell you sommmthanggg." Jack began to laugh at his one little joke. Maybe it was the time, or the …. copious amounts of alcohol he had drunk but the "Somethang" made him chortle. Hiccup chuckles softly and smiles, "What is it you need to tell me?"
"I love you man… Like. more than a bro. I love your damn green eyes- they…. they fucking sparkle when you smile." Jack says, holding himself up with a wall, losing his balance slightly. "God and your smile…. I just, *hic* always want to kiss your lips when you smile." Jack waits for a sound on the other end.
"Hiccup?" He asks, voice cracking from the spill of emotion. "Are you asleep?"

Hiccup was not asleep. Not after hearing that. He was bright red and holding his freckled hand over his mouth, keeping any sound of breath silent. Gods… did he really just say that? And mean it? Hiccup chooses to stay quiet as Jack once again checks if Hiccup was asleep.
"Hiccup?" He whispers and rubs his eye, sounding a bit sobered up.
"I love you…. Goodnight." Jack hangs up, leaving the shocked Hiccup to ponder as the dial tone filled the room. Hiccup blushed and laid down, moving his phone to the table.