A/N: Hi! After not updating my other story for months, (drum rolls) I'm here to present another story! (scattering confetti everywhere) Please don't kill me! I'm sorry xD I just became very very busy with work this past months. But don't worry I will update Reclaim soooooon! And also I really enjoy Noragami and I love Yato so much so I have to write this. :) And by the way this was the result of me procrastinating while at work. (me making the derpy face of Yato)
Disclaimer: I do not own that charming-energetic-troll-not-sure-if-really-god Yato and those over power bishies playing basketball.
Boring...
He's been really really bored. It's been quite a while since he last got a call from a client. He grab a bottle half full of 5-yen coins from his pocket and play with its contents.
At this rate it would take me eternity to build a shrine. He thought as he sighed deeply.
riiiiiing..
It excite him when he heard that single ring and he immediately answer it with enthusiasm.
"Hello! Thank You for calling! Fast, affordable, and reliable! Delivery god, Yato at your service!" He answered with a very energetic voice.
Silence.
"Hello?" he repeated.
He still could not get any answer. It was so quiet that he could actually hear the blinking of the person on the other line.
Eh? No one is answering? Is it just a prank call? No. No. NO! It can't be! When I finally got a call from a client. Maybe there's just a problem with the network. I'll try to speak louder. Yato exclaimed to himself.
"Hello! Anyone there? hello? HELLOOOOOOOOOO?" Yato yell at the phone with a voice that can hurt the ears.
Ano. Sumimasen, I can actually hear you. I'm just confused. A sweet and gentle voice answer the other line.
Oh this boy sounds weak, maybe he is another victim of bullying. Yato thought to himself.
"Hai! Hai! So whats your name?"
This is Kuroko. Is this Akashi-kun? You sound... different today,the boy answered.
"Hohoho. So you are Kuroko. I'm not Akashi-kun but you are very lucky today because you call me, the great Yato! I'm actually a God and I could grant you any wish for a very affordable price of 5 yen."
Another awkward silence.
"Are you being bullied? Do you think you're cursed? I could help you with anything."
Hmmm.. Gomen but I think I got the wrong number. I will hang up now. The person at the other line said.
"Wait! What about the wish? Wait. Waiiiiiiit!"
*toot toot toot*
And with that Yato lose a client.
Omake
Meanwhile, At the other line.
Kuroko looked at his phone. He could not be mistaken because he was very familiar with his ex-captain's voice but the way he spoke seems different.. very different.
He concluded that Akashi might be bored and he thought playing prank with him is a good idea. He then noticed that his phone was ringing and saw he's former captain's name on the caller id. He decided to play along with his prank and tell him his wish.
"Vanilla milkshake. A lifetime supply." He then ended the call after informing Akashi his wish. He have no idea that the certain red head on the other line was taken aback for a second because of his strange behaviour.
A/N: Akashi and Yato have the same seiyuu which is Kamiya Hiroshi (also the seiyuu of Levi and izaya) so they have the same voice.. xD
Again gomen for the spelling and grammatical errors.