Hello everyone! I am Hellsing Prince, a new author to FanFiction. This will be the first of hopefully many stories I have to give. Most of them will be M rated, or T rated. If you like it, please favorite and review. If you don't like it, please flame me as bad as you possibly can. I need the lulz. Now, without further hesitation, ON WITH ZE STORY!

Disclaimer: I do not one One Piece, or it's characters. Only the plot and idea for this particular fanfiction were mine and mine alone. All rights belong to their respective owners.

On the deck of the Thousand Sunny, Things were peaceful. Well, as peaceful as things could get when it came to the Strawhats. Luffy and Chopper were running around, looking for places to hide, as Usopp counted in the crows nest. Sanji was in his kitchen, preparing a strawberry parfait for Nami, and a plain vanilla for Robin. Franky and Brook were set up on the helm with a small table and a deck of cards and with Brook having a significantly larger pile of belli at his side. Robin was relaxing beside her mikan headed friend, a hardcover version of an ancient explorer's biography in hand. And Nami, donned in her usual bikini top and very fitting short shorts, was sun bathing beside the ship's archaeologist.

Like usual, Zoro was only a few feet away, his arms crossed over his chest and his head tilted back against the frame of the ship, peacefully resting with his swords at his sides and the sun's warm rays and the sound of the ocean peacefully passing by the Thousand Sunny helping to lull him to sleep; much like a cat would perched on a window sill. Unlike usual however, Zoro's rest was anything but peaceful. The position the famed Strawhat Swordsman was currently in now, was the third he'd tried unconsciously. But no matter what position he was in, he couldn't shake off the discomfort, nor escape his current dream..

Zoro's dream:

He was in the forest, slashing at a tree for practice as he jumped back, parried, and thrust his Katana at the tree's branches and mid sections, as if it was actually fighting back. Soon after, Zoro was walking through the same woods, sweaty from his rigorous training and he wandered into a small clearing, with a decent sized lake that was formed by the rushing waterfall above.

Zoro stripped down, eager to bathe in the cool, pristine, clear waters. He did just that, wading in till it was at his hip. He sighed a sigh of relaxation and content, positive that life couldn't get any better than it was now.

As he began to wash himself, he heard the sounds of the bushes rustling behind him where he just came from. He figured it to be nothing but a fox or rabbit looking for a drink and didn't even bother to turn around. He DID however, turn around once he had heard the sound of clothes rustling then dropping, and the sound of water parting to accommodate another person. He turned to see Robin entering the water, one arm beneath her voluminous breasts, and the other gracefully grazing the water with her fingertips, leaving a small trail of ripples behind her as she neared the swordsman.

Zoro watched with wide eyes, petrified where he stood as his Nakama grew ever closer. "R-Robin! What the hell are you doing?!" Zoro demanded, red in the face as he did his best not to stare at her large breasts. However, his best wasn't enough as he found his eyes wandering away from her beautiful lilac colored ones and down her neck, (Oh god how he wished to kiss and suck on that neck at the moment..) and to her huge assets, that seemed to screw over physics and defy gravity, even without the support of her forearm beneath them.

"Whatever do you mean, Mr. Swordsman?" Robin asked in an innocent voice. She tilted her head slightly to the side and gave her usual warm, confident smile, that also had another meaning beneath it.. It was a KNOWING smile. "Why are you naked?!" He asked, managing to turn his head away from her. She smirked and closed the distance in those few seconds it took for him to close his eyes and turn his head. Robin pressed her body against Zoro's, her flawless chest pressing into his scarred one, her hips coming into contact with his, only to feel something pressing against her lower belly. She grinned at this, as she rested her head against his shoulder, taking in his scent as she did.

Zoro's eyes shot open, but he didn't push her away or shy away from her. He instead breathed in her scent, which slightly reminded him of Sakura flowers, much like the ones that scattered everywhere when her extra arm's dissipated. Without another word, Robin slowly brought her face closer to Zoro's before stealing a slow, gentle, experimental kiss. It progressed into a deep, passionate one quickly, with Zoro's hand just about to cup her breast...

Back in real time:

As Sanji brought out the ladies parfaits, Zoro's groans had progressed into an audible level as he rolled onto his side, away from them all, with Robin and Nami watching him curiously. Sanji set down their drinks and scowled at Zoro as he slept fitfully. "Nami-swaaaaan, Robin-chwaaaaan, would you like me to punish that stupid marimo for ruining your relaxing time for you?" Sanji offered, fawning over the two. Nami avoided his question as she said, more to Robin to anyone else. "He's been like this for the past five minutes.. What do you think he's dreaming about?" The orange haired navigator pondered.

Sanji turned, rearing back his leg to deliver a strong kick to Zoro's ribs, when Robin stopped him, gently placing her hand on his elbow. "Cook-san, I feel a bit peckish for more than a parfait, could you make something light to go along with it?" She politely asked, avoiding a no-doubt fire fight. Sanji's eyes became hearts as he began to squirm like a noodle, chanting "Meloraine! Meloraine!" dreamily as he noodle-danced his way back to the kitchen to fulfill the Archaeologists request.

Robin got up from her seat, placing a book mark to hold her place as she set her biography down, and went to wake the mint green haired man across from her. Just as her hand was about to touch his shoulder, she paused once she heard him mumble a feint, moan of, "Robin.." Had she heard correctly? had he really just moaned her name? She lightly shook her head. She must've been mistaken. She was proven wrong when Zoro rolled over and exposed a rather sizable tent in his pants. She gasped lightly and covered her mouth in shock as she observed the swordsman, as he groaned her name once more.

Robin decided to wake Zoro up at this moment, shaking his shoulder gently. He gasped and opened his good eye and looked at Robin, the real Robin this time, and sighed. "You seemed to be uncomfortable, , I think you should probably take a cold shower to help." She said with a slight grin, letting her eyes dip down to his covered manhood once more before standing up straight and going back to her book. Zoro followed her eyes down and groaned with embarrassment and held his head in his hands as he stood up, facing away from everybody as he tried to make his erection move into a less conspicuous He went to the boys cabin to go to his hammock, growling in frustration as he set his katana down beside him.

He had been having these dreams about Robin for some time now, it started out with her simply being in a random dream, a simple face passing by and locking eyes for a few seconds; then it progressed into moments together, simply talking or sitting on a hillside together, before finally progressing into the lewd dreams they were now.

It wasn't as if he hadn't tried to dream of something else.. Anything else! But the raven haired Archaeologist somehow managed to make her way even to his most pointless and trivial dreams. "That damned woman.." Zoro muttered as he rolled onto his back, looking up. "Who Zoro?" Chopper asked from beneath his pillow. Zoro let out a surprised "Gyaah!" and fell out of his bed, raising his pillow to find the young doctor curled up, hiding beneath his pillow. "Chopper? What are you doing?!" Zoro asked the blue nosed reindeer. "Hiding from Usopp." Tony Chopper explained. "Hn.." Zoro grunted as he finally rose from the floor.

"Zoro, who were you talking about?" Chopper asked, pulling the pillow back over him, just in case Usopp came in. "Huh? Oh, yeah.. I was talking about...Robin" Zoro said, before immediately cursing himself. "You couldn't have came up with any other woman? Idiot.." Zoro thought to himself. "Robin? Is she in trouble?" Chopper asked, his red hat poking out from the pillow, along with his horns. "Well, no.. It's just.. that I like her.." Zoro admitted. He knew Chopper wouldn't tell anybody anything he didn't want them to hear. "What's wrong with that? I like her too!" Chopper said, completely oblivious to what the mint green swordsman had really meant. Zoro just stared at the reindeer for a moment, who had taken the time to peek his entire head up. "I swear, sometimes you're as dense as Luffy.." Zoro muttered as he sighed.

"No, its because-" Zoro started.

"Oh, I know why it's bad for you to like her!" Chopper said excitedly."

"You do?" Zoro said, raising a brow.

"Yeah, it's because you're supposed to be a tough guy with no friends! But it's okay, I won't tell anyone. And I'll be your friend too!" Chopper said, hugging the swordsman's arm. Zoro couldn't do much but watch with widened eyes as the Strawhat doctor hugged his bicep. "Yeah, that's it.." Zoro said as he gave a lopsided smirk and patted Chopper on the back. Suddenly the sound of Usopp's boots rushing down the steps thundered in the boy's cabin and Chopper's eyes widened as he hid behind Zoro's back.

"I got you now Chopp-Oh..Zoro.." Usopp looked at Zoro and Zoro glared right back at the sniper.

"Is there something you wanted?" Zoro asked him.

"Wha?.. Oh, no, it's just..I thought I heard...Chopper's voice.." Usopp said, looking around the room to see if he wasn't going crazy. Zoro looked at him, almost smirking as the young doctor behind him clenched at his haramaki, silently begging him not to give away his position. Zoro grunted at Usopp and said. "I only see you in here." He said. He was being Honest. Chopper currently wasn't in his line of sight so he wasn't lying, he would never lie to one of his Nakama. "Are you sure?" Usopp asked, braving a step forward, and instantly regretting it as Zoro menacingly grabbed Wado Ichimonji and glared at Usopp. "You calling me a liar?" Zoro growled.

Chopper had to suppress the giggle forming from Zoro's acting. Even if he did have friends, Chopper thought. He wouldn't have any problem being a tough guy with this kind of acting! "N-no, Z-Z-Zoro! I was just..I.. I think I hear Luffy hiding in the aquarium!" Usopp said, all but running out of the boys room as if he had come face to face with a demon. When he was sure that Usopp was out of range, Chopper came out and laughed. "You really had him scared Zoro! Thanks!" He said. "Yeah, no problem.." Zoro chuckled lightly as he layed back on his hammock, yawning lightly. Chopper darted out of the room to find a new hiding spot as Zoro went down to nap. He was quickly snapped out of the lulling promise of rest by the smell of sakura petals. He looked around his room to find a few petals falling from beside the lockers. Zoro growled, he knew Robin had heard some, if not all of his conversation with Chopper. He was about to go confront her, when Sanji called down. "Hey, marimo! Lunch is ready! Come on before I make you eat outside like the dog you are!"

"Shut it, ero-cook! A dog wouldn't eat the slop you make"!" He retorted, grabbing his Katana and proceeding to the dining room. He knew he would just have to confront Robin after lunch...

Okay! So that's it for this chapter. I'm sorry it's so short, but this is just a pilot chapter. I want to get your opinions before I continue. Did you like it? Did I keep them in Character? Should I produce another chapter? I'd like to hear your comments. And once again, flamers. Do your worst, I need the lulz. Thank you for reading my first story here! Later guys! ~Hellsing Prince