The Breaking bad "Experiment"

Walt and Jesse are an interesting duo. Nobody can deny that. They are both into experimenting in different ways. Jesse experiments with drugs and Walt with chemicals. One day when they were out in the dessert cooking a batch of the good stuff, they began to talk. They were feeling lonely. Walt wasn't getting any because he is ugly and his wife hates him. And Jesse never gets any because he is disrespectful towards women with the use of the word "bitch" after every sentence. Jesse reached for the aluminum at the same time that Walt did. They brushed hands and then made eye contact. Then Walt said "you know Jesse, I'm awfully lonely." And Jesse looked back at him with a mysterious gaze and said "let's do an experiment"… so they went into the city and hired some dope ass hookers. THE END.