Ranma 1/2 belongs to Rumiko Takahashi and Deadpool belongs to Marvel and whomever owns it. All other things in this story belong to their respective owners except for oc's they belong to me. So have fun reading.

"This is regular talking! I'll order two Beef supreme Chalupas."

'this is thinking! Now how much money do I have?'

This is bold text talking in ranma's mind. I'll take three bean burritos! "This is him talking to people! Make that three taco supremes."

this is underline text talking in ranma's head. Just give me a Taco bowl. "This is him talking to people! And can I have Mild Sauce?"

Deadpool Ranma Chapter 8

Start of an adventure!

We see our three worldly travelers sitting at a booth at Taco Bell eating food that they have ordered. Drinking soda through a straw, two of them throwing there trash away with pin point accuracy. While the third tries and fails to shoot some hoops.

"Hey It's not my fault the lid is blocking my shots." Our regenerate degenerate said out loud. People stared at him but he didn't care as he wiped his mouth which was shown to be heavily scared. "Can't get my suit dirty now can I?" He said to himself as he turned back to conversing with Ranma and Ryoga. "Stupid author want's me to talk to ya. So Talk!" He said to them, both Ranma and Ryoga stare at each other and then back at Deadpool.

"Ok so what were we doing?" Ranma asked the obvious.

Kinda dumb question to ask aint it.

Indubitably.

Deadpool throws a comic at him which he catches and begins reading. Then he looks at Ryoga who was staring.

"What's your problem Fangs?" He asked him.

"I search the world for Ranma waiting to exact my revenge and then you came along and now I'm eating with him." He told him while staring.

Yep definitely out to get him.

"So what spring you fall into?" Deadpool asked while throwing another wrapper into the garbage can.

"How did you know?" Ryoga asked perplexed Ranma put the comic book down and looked at Ryoga.

"You followed me to Jusenkyo Why would you do that?" Ranma asked, Ryoga turned to him and said.

"Because you ran out on our match! Now I'm cursed to turn into a monkey on the full Moon." That raised an eyebrow for both of them. Deadpool just threw his cold soda at him and saw he didn't change except something furry grew from above his but.

"You grow a tail? That isn't as bad as my curse Ryoga." Ranma said to him.

Yeah were Immortal.

And a hot babe!

"It may not be bad but on the full moon I change into a giant ape." Ryoga griped at him.

"Dude your a Saiyan!" Deadpool told him and they both looked at him.

"Is that what I am cause the guide only said Sài yǎ rén which didn't translate well." Ryoga said.

"So whats a Saiyan?" Ranma asked. Deadpool changed the background to what would be a college classroom.

"The saiyan race is a human with monkey tail race with notable differences." He said while pointing at a picture of a human and one of a Saiyan with tail. "Saiyan's have the typical human body parts only more evolutionary enhanced. And these body parts become more stronger, while humans body parts enhance slowly and degress faster for a normal human as they grow older a Saiyan keeps on enhancing. As they grow older it is more likely they enhance less and less but still enough to keep on enhancing if they receive damage. The more damage the saiyan receives and recovers the more enhanced his body is as grows." The background goes back to Taco Bell.

"So wait what about the Full Moon and the ape?" Ryoga asked, Deadpool shrugged and said.

"Just don't look at it and you won't be an ape." He said as he drank some more soda.

"Seems to me you got something good out of it while I got cursed." Ranma commented

And cue the complaining.

"You think I wanted this curse to turn into a Giant MONKEY!" Ryoga said hysterically.

"There's a solution for that." Deadpool commented gaining Ryoga's attention.

"What is it? Tell me!" He demanded.

"Just cut your tail off, problem solved." Deadpool told him and then scarfed down a burrito.

Manners Deadpool.

"That's it? Then I'll be free of the curse." Ryoga said disbelievingly. Deadpool nodded to him and then checked his watch.

"Look at the time, It's time for an Adventure!" Deadpool said while taking out a remote.

"Wait what does that-?" Ranma didn't get to finish as Deadpool pressed the button.

BEAM ME UP SCOTTY!

All three of them disappeared from the Taco Bell in a way like Star Trek. Five seconds later Shield operatives with bust in like seal team six pointing guns at civilians and shouting out things like Batman asking Where is the Joker. Little Billy cried cause of the gun being pointed at him like it was suspecting him of Heresy to the God Emperor of Man.

"Stand down we just missed him." Nick Fury Jackson said coming onto the scene. "I'm terribly sorry folks for disturbing your meal, We will try not to let it happen again in the meantime disregard what has happened for your own safety. Good Day." And out he leaves one of the civilians who stared as he left made a comment.

"Wow what an Asshole!" And we leave this scene.

Ranma and Ryoga fall face down like they were slammed down into the ground, Deadpool is still standing.

OW, dammit Deadpool that hurt.

You don't feel anything.

Doesn't mean it doesn't hurt.

Point taken.

"Why?" Ryoga rasps out in pain on the ground.

"Don't worry you will be stronger once you recover." Deadpool told him. Ranma slowly gets up and looks around at his surroundings. There by a street with Deadpool hailing a cab. "Taxi!" He called out and the Taxi stopped while he got in the back by the left side window. He looked at both Ryoga and Ranma and said. "Well get in." Ranma helped Ryoga get up both got in the back of the car with Ranma in the middle. The taxi then drove off.

This seems familiar?

They drove aimlessly in quietness while the Indian taxi driver listened to the radio and drove. Deadpool moved his shoulders in his seat, Ranma looked at the ceiling before looking in front of him. Ryoga was clutching his side while looking out the rolled up window. Deadpool picked up a guide that were by each other which was green and said haunted Segway tours. He folded it in half and put it in his pouch.

Minutes later he played with the up and down function of his window. Which he got bored with and put his hand out and made it fly around.

Deadpool what are you doing?

"Don't ruin my movie Underline this is the intro." He whispered which made Ranma and Ryoga stare at him. Minutes later Deadpool looked at the ceiling and poked at a piece of gum. It stuck to his suit gloves and he tried flicking it away which somehow went to Ryoga's window. Whom was grossed out and grabbed it and rolled down his window to throw it out. The driver was watching the road when Deadpool stuck his head through the middle and surprised him. "Kinda quiet back here." He then proceeded to change seats.

"Heh, little help." The driver was lightly pushing him away and said uncertainly.

"Um just uh I have to keep my hands on the wheel." Deadpool sat back up while he showed us his but.

"Excuse me, whew." Deadpool was now sitting in the front seat of the Taxi leaving Ranma and Ryoga in the back. The Taxi driver turned to him and introduced himself.

"Heh, Dopinder." Deadpool looked at him and also introduced himself while shaking his hand.

"Pool, Dead. Those two back there are Dumb and Dumber." Deadpool said while introducing them.

Hey!

He meant Ranma and Ryoga.

Dopinder continued to drive when Deadpool saw a picture of a girl by a scent freshener.

"MMm nice." He said appreciatively.

"Smells good no?" Dopinder said thinking he was smelling the freshener.

"Not the daffodil daydream, the girl." He corrected.

"Ahh yes Gita, she is quite lovely, she would have made me a very agreeable wife." Dopinder said to him while Deadpool nodded in understanding. "But um Gita's heart has been stolen by my cousin Buntou. He's a dishonorable as he is attractive." Dopinder finished, Ranma rose an eyebrow at what he was saying while Ryoga rubbed his bruise that was no longer hurting. Deadpool turned from the road to Dopinder and began.

"Dopinder I'm starting to think there's a reason I'm in this cab today."

"Yeah I saw you called for it remember." Dopinder said to him.

"No, my slender brown friend, love is a beautiful thing. When you find it the whole world taste like daffodil Daydream.." Dopinder hummed before Deadpool continued. "So you got to hold on to love, tight." Deadpool said while gripping his pinkie with Dopinders pinkie. "And never let go, so don't make the same mistakes I did got it?"

"Yeah!" Dopinder said which deadpool then let go of his hand to continue.

"Or else the whole world taste like mama June after hot yoga." Deadpool said distastefully.

Ew I did not need that image.

We don't even have a mama June and it still disturbs me.

"I'm sorry what does miss Mama June taste like?" Dopinder just had to ask.

"Like two hobo's fucking in a shoe filled with piss." Deadpool said which Dopinder replied.

"Ok enough."

"I can go all day Dopinder the point is it's bad." Deadpool finished which Dopinder quietly agreed.

"It's bad..." A brief moment of silence before Dopinder asked a question. "Why the fancy red suit Mr. Pool?"

"He calls that fancy I hate to think what he thinks class." Ranma Muttered which was hear able by everyone. Deadpool turned and glared before turning back to Dopinder.

"That's because it's Christmas day Dopinder, and I'm after somebody on my naughty list. And those two back there are my two little elves. So yeah I've been waiting one year, three weeks, six days and oh." Deadpool checks his adventure time watch under his glove. "Fourteen minutes for him to fix what he did to me."

"And what did he do to you?" Dopinder questions.

"This shit." Deadpool then lifts up his mask and reveals his Ryan Reynolds Scarred face. "BOO!"

Scene transition!

Shows a airport with a bald man in a leather jacket sitting on top of some crates. A helicopter lands a few yards away. Some men get off. One in particular approaches him. The bald man smiles and taps on a crate, standing up.

"They won't disappoint." Bald man said to another man.

"They better not. What about next month's shipment?" Random Man said to bald guy.

"There wont be one. You're not the only one with a war to win." Bald man answered.

"That won't do." The man said distastefully.

"See, we've had this small disruption to our supply chain." Baldy villain said to unimportant warlord. Baldy then grabs the man across from him by the throat and lifts him into the air. "We'd appreciate your patience."

"Okay!" The man managed to choke out.

"We'll deliver in full the following month." The villain said while dropping the man. "Pleasure doing business with you." The villain finished and walks away from him.

"Fucking mutant." The man curses, the warlords men start grabbing crates and the villains convoy drives off.

Back to the Taxi

Deadpool begins patting his costume, looking for something. He looks in the backseat.

"AW, shit! I forgot my ammo bag!" He cursed to himself.

That sucks.

Come on Deadpool you know your not this bad at forgetting things.

"I know guys but the author is basically plagiarizing my movie." Deadpool grouched to his former personalities. Two of the three other passengers were quiet while the third just shook his head.

"Um? Should we go back?" Dopinder asked while still driving.

"Nope, no time. Fuck it. I got this. Nine, ten, eleven, twelve bullets, or bust. We're here!" Deadpool says while counting his bullets, Dopinder slams on the breaks. They're on the middle of a bridge over a highway.

"That's uh, twenty seven fifty." Dopinder said while looking at his mileage and the price.

" I, I never carry a wallet while I'm working. Ruins the lines of my suit. However I do have a fifty that you can have." Deadpool explained while giving him the fifty.

"Oh." Dopinder said while taking the fifty.

"Also how bout a nice crisp Five?" Deadpool said while holding his hand out.

"Okay." They high-five each other.

"Merry Christmas, come on guys!" Deadpool said to Dopinder whom then addressed Ranma and Ryoga. Each got out of the Taxi and onto the highway.

"And a convival Tuesday in April to you too, Mr. Pool!" Dopinder wished to him.

He seemed nice.

Yeah hope we run into him again.

Cut to our three main hero's sitting on the side of the bridge. Deadpool is coloring on a piece of paper listening to music. Ryoga is checking his pack taking inventory of his stuff. And Ranma just seems out of it.

Whats the problem Ranma?

"What am I doing here? Ain't I suppose to be in Japan or trying to get to China?" Ranma said to himself.

Oi this again.

"Sooner you forget about curing your curse, the sooner you'll be happy." Deadpool cut in to the conversation.

"Why would we forget about curing our curses?" Ryoga said now paying attention to the conversation.

"Because once you get cursed by Jusenkyo it tends to not ever let you get cured." Deadpool said while still coloring.

Why is that?

"Yeah why is that Deadpool?" Ranma said glaring at Deadpool.

"It's a semi sentient cursed place that tends to screw people over, like if you go over there a problem arises and you end up solving it and when you leave you realize you could have cured yourself." Deadpool said to them while finishing his coloring.

"Wait why does that matter?" Ryoga asked.

"Because it conveniently either causes problems or makes a new problem with people going to that place. If no one went there no one could cause any problems." Deadpool explained.

I'm confused?

Don't worry I'm with ya.

"THAT DOENS'T EXPLAIN IT AT ALL!" Ryoga all but shouted.

"I think I do." Ranma said more to himself than to Ryoga's outburst.

"Then you explain it then Ranma!" Ryoga demanded while looking to him.

"The springs are semi sentient and therefore curses anyone who goes to Jusenkyo." Ranma said to him. "It curses people with either real curses or with problems that need to be solved thereby distracting you from getting a cure!"

"Ding ding ding Give the boy a prize." Deadpool congratulated him.

"So it makes problems for us, alright so how do we cure ourselves?" Ryoga asked the both of them.

"You don't." Bold said deciding to take over Ranma's body.

'Nani?' Ranma thought as he got kicked out of the front seat of the controls for the body.

Ugh Bold what are you doing?

"Deadpool when is Francis car coming?" Bold asked ignoring underline. Deadpool checked his adventure time watch.

"Right about now!" Deadpol said while standing up. He grabbed Ryoga's shoulder and then jumped off the ledge while pulling Ryoga with him. Bold Ranma jumped next.

Greetings? it is I Bold

And I underline.

And I the author. Here to tell you that I came out with a new chapter cause I got a new computer laptop cause my old one died in 2015.

That's two years and something odd days.

The author would like to apologize for not coming out with a chapter cause back then he was depressed and his computer died soon after.

But I'm back and will still try to come out with new chapters and hope to all the gods that my laptop doesn't break.

Or is busy buying video games to play.

Just cause I got two games doesn't mean I won't try to come out with new chapters. My chapters coming out will be irregular and but I'll try to stick to a schedule or forget and be out with a chapter in a year.

To be fair you had half a chapter done before your computer broke.

Anyway I hope you enjoy cause next chapter is about Deadpool's movie.

With his dashing two sidekicks Ryoga and Ranma we hope to entertain you while you read this story.

This is StoneIficaunt signing off.