The Adventures of the Twin Terrors

(A/N I needed some sibling love and these two are the best. May or may not add to this.)

"Apollo!"

The god of the sun seemed to fade into his throne, obviously hoping his sister wouldn't see him.

Artemis, however, did see him and barged right up to him.

"Apollo, you took my bow!"

"Did not!"

"Did too!"

"Did not!"

"If you didn't take it, where is it?"

"In… my temple?"

Artemis balled up her fists. "I'm done with you and your stupid pranks. You should leave that to Hermes!"

"Hey! Hey!" Hermes yelled. "Don't get me involved in this!"

"Enough!" Zeus finally yelled. "Both of you, go settle this somewhere else."

Artemis grabbed her brother by his collar and dragged him out of the throne room.

"If it isn't in there, I kill you."

"Bu…"

"If you make a smart remark, I'll find a way to make it possible."

"How about a haiku?" Apollo asked.

"Artie lost her bow.

She really needs my help now.

I am the coolest."

"You're going to be the deadest, if you don't find my bow!"

"Got it. Deadest."

She dragged him into his temple. Her bow was lying on the ground, the string snapped.

"I'm going to kill you, Apollo."

"Love you, Artie."

She punched his arm. "I love you too. Now fix my bow, you dimwit, or else!"