So, Hi guys! What's up? Anyway, Hello and Goodbye to my new one-shot. Yeah, it's a lemon you perverts!

So, Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, Masashi Kishimoto does.

It was a blurry night. Naruto just got out from his apartament to go and sink his sins in a bottle of sake. Yes. He was indeed a sad young man.

All of this started when Sakura, his academy-long crush, sent him on his way when he asked her for another date. She never came. He thought about that, long and hard, and he didn't want to stay that way. So he went out. He went staright for The famous, or maybe infamous, Dango Shop, where it is said that it is the best sake a man could drink. So he decided to burry his thoughts and sins in a bottle of sake.

When he arrived there, he slammed his hands on the table and ordered the waitress to bring him the most powerful bottle of sake they had stored in this shop.

"But mister, you will suffer a one of the nastiest headaches if you drink this all alone." the waitress warned him and winked at him.

"Do I look like I care?! Just bring me that goddamned bottle already!" He shouted.

After she brought the bottle, he took a kunai, and with a swift move, he blew the cap out of the bottle. The hero then took a long sip, like no tomorrow.

Hell if he only knew what would be awaiting him.

Only then entered in the bar a woman. Maybe she was in her mid-twenties maybe she was older. But he didn't care. She looked good. Her hair was up in a pinneapple shape, she wore just a trench coat over her mesh shirt, with a short skirt that didn't leave much work to the imagination. She looked goddamned sexy!

'Just what I needed. Why would she come exactly here, on this horrible day?'

Yes. The woman who entered the Dango Shop was none othe than Mitarashi Anko. She is called a lot of names. "Snake whore", "Cursed bitch", "Traitor". But to Naruto, she was just another person, like him, who was hated with passion for something she had no control over. She was just like him, well at least in the way the villagers were are behaving around her. Actually, she is not as kind-hearted as Naruto iss. Nooo. She is by far the alluring woman Naruto saw. Not only sexy, but she was pretty harsh with the people around her. That was just a mask. And Naruto saw right through it. She was a woman in pain, exactly like him. She wore just a mask, a mask like he often put on. They were the same. And he knew that.

'Now, why not invite her here? Maybe I could get a boulder off my shoulders if I talk to someone'

With that in mind, he waved her over and beckoned her to come closer. "Hello Anko-san! Why not join me in this beautiful night? But not as beautiful as you are..." the last part said barely above a whisper. But as she was approaching, with her enhanced hearing, she caught what he said and turned a bit red. But she never showed it.

So she went to his table, sat down and greeted him.

"Hi Naruto-san. What are you doing in a place like this? You know, it's not highly recommended for a child to drink sake." she said with a leer.

"Hey! I'm not a child dattebayo! And what if I came here. Anyway how about you sit here and share a drink with me?"

"Sure. I got nothing better to do."

The waitress came and took Anko's order. She got some dango and a bottle of sake of her own.

As soon as the waitress returned, Anko dug in her food. After she finished the food with a speed that would put even Naruto to shame, she started to examine him. She took him in with her eyes from head to toe. And then she gave a small nod to herself seeming to think of something.

With Anko

'Yeah. he's good enough. He should make it.' She thought with a perverted grin.

With Naruto

'Why is she looking at me like this?' Thought an anxious Naruto.

Normal POV

She grined and winked at him. He knew that she was up to something. He made it with his own hands. Now he was on a mined field.

AAAAAAAnd cut. Well, this was the first chapter. I'm out of inspiration at the moment, but I will write the next one ASAP.