Ok I got the inspiration to do this because much like Octavian, Ethan is quite comical...he was in a way Luke's little biotch...so I hope you guys enjoy this...yes there is some bromance with Luke and Ethan but not a ship...so don't get any ideas. Yes Thalia will be appearing in a lot of these because I think that even if it seemed like they hated each other Thalia and Luke still had some form of communication without talking about Luke's idiocy...so please let me know what you think of it...and most of all enjoy :D~RawR

"Ethan!" Luke called.

Ethan muttered something unintelligible and sighed before going to go see what Luke wanted, "Yes Luke?"

"I want some cookies." Luke said.

Ethan looked at him, "But we're out of cookies."

"I don't care figure something out, make some if you have to." Luke shrugged.

"You want me to bake?" Ethan asked.

Luke nodded, "That's what I just said wasn't it?"

"Why on Earth do you need cookies?" Ethan asked.

Luke shrugged, "I just want them...oh and make sure they're like the ones my mother used to make me."

Ethan looked at Luke, "How on earth do I know how your mother used to make cookies?"

Luke shrugged, "I don't know, figure it out."

With that Ethan was sent to the ship's kitchen to go make his oh so royal highness some chocolate chip cookies. Ethan debated calling upon Kelli to help him make the cookies, she was girl, girls knew how to cook even if they were shedemons right?

Ethan dug through a cookbook and finally found a recipe for chocolate chip cookies that didn't involve human sacrifices and whatnots. He followed the recipe to a T and finally after eighteen minutes of baking them he pulled them out of the oven. Luke better appreciate these cookies. It took him forever to distinguish the difference between baking soda and baking powder. He put six cookies on a plate and poured Luke a glass of milk and took it up to Luke's stateroom where he was IMing his little girlfriend...or so Luke liked to believe but the girl had just pushed him off a cliff that winter...he should just give up.

"I brought you your cookies." Ethan said interrupting Luke in mid-sentence.

Luke turned and the girl he was IMing snickered, "Thank you Ethan."

"You better enjoy these, I got flour all over my new black shirt." Ethan mumbled.

"Wow Luke, you have slaves now?" the girl rolled her eyes.

"No Ethan volunteered to make me cookies." Luke shrugged and took a bite of a cookie, "Wow these are surprisingly good...but they're not like the ones my mother used to make."

The girl, Thalia, Ethan was sure that was her name rolled her eyes and swiped her hand through the IM after calling Luke a loser. Ethan couldn't even stay there and not blow up on Luke...it took him an hour just to make that stupid cookie dough...poor Ethan!