A/N: ...eh, hallo! well, this is the first story I ever write (I'm new to fanfiction as well... and have no idea of how this works)... I'm not good at writing (there may be lot of OOCness and chapters may be short), and my first language isn't English (I tend to confuse words, for example 'so' with 'saw')... that may be a problem... but I had this idea so... probably no one is going to read this, anyways...

Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia

○ Chapter 1 ○

Today there was going to be another World Meeting: more countries than the usual 8 were going to be there (Even the not-countries-anymore a.k.a. Prussia). They were not going to discuss anything new or different, just the everyday topics… Global Warning and other issues.

It was 1:53. And it seemed that all countries were in the conference room, some chatting between them, others fighting, and others being creeped out by Russia, everything as usual... And as usual Germany was starting to get annoyed. Will there be a day that they will remain quiet?

Next to Germany sat Italy. He was drawing a bunny in a sheet of paper Germany had gotten for him. He wasn't making as much noise as the others, but if you got closer to him, you could hear some 've's coming out of his mouth. Next to Italy was Japan. He was reading something, probably another manga book.

At the other side of the conference table were Prussia and France doing- what on earth were they doing? Better not to know. Next to those two sat Spain and Romano. Spain was talking to Romano with a smile in his face while Romano was … well, being Romano. "Stop saying that, Spanish bastard!" Spain just chuckled.

Poland was talking to Lithuania about his day in the shopping center and how he had found the perfect accessory. "And it was like, so amazing!" Lithuania nodded at what Poland said, trying his best to not look so nervous and just listen to his friend, which was impossible considering Russia sat next to him as well, looking at him with that creepy smile.

A certain asian country was watching this scene from his seat. "These Europeans, aru" said China to himself while hugging a hello kitty plushie.

America was playing with his phone. He was playing this addictive new game about a flying duck. That was a duck, right? He was getting frustrated, not being able to pass his score of 14. After a few minutes he groaned in defeat and threw his phone to the desk. "This game sucks!" He sat there with his arms crossed and a pout in his face, and turned to his right, expecting England to be there, but the chair next to him was empty. Weird.

It was 2:00. Time for the meeting to start. Germany stood up. "EVERYBODY, QUIET!" He shouted. He was about to start his usual speech when-

"Hey! Where's the British dude?" All faces turned to America.

Germany was slightly annoyed at America for interrupting him. But come to think about it... he was right. Where was England? Nobody had seen him. And he was not one to be late to a meeting. And what was even stranger was that this world meeting was being held in England. He had to be in the meeting, otherwise they couldn't start.

Some countries started thinking of what could have happened to England, those ideas went from 'maybe he forgot' to 'maybe he died'. Someone suggested to call him, and so they did, but he wasn't answering his phone.

"You know what dudes, I'll go look for him" With that, America proceeded to stand up, heading to the door when suddenly it burst open.

"Hey guys~" said a childish-like voice "Sorry, I'm late."

○ End of Chapter 1 ○

A/N: Hmmm right, very short... and before I forget... I'll explain how the 2p thing will work here... The nations will only get the 2p personality... I mean, its not like they get switched from that parallel world to this one, no... nothing of trying to conquer this world, no.. just.. the personality changes... and they don't remember they were different before... uh... it's complicated.. I don't even understand myself... Ps. Yes, the title is lame (and yes I had the idea from that song from Weird Al, though it has nothing to do with it).