Hello, RC9GN fandom. I'm just now venturing into this realm (read: I got obsessed and watched the whole series in a day), but upon discovering how few stories there are compared to some of my other fandoms like Danny Phantom and Teen Titans I felt the need to contribute something.

I originally used this idea in a Danny Phantom story by the same name, exploring the personalities and obsessions of the ghosts of the show. This time, I'm still just writing little drabbles, but most if not all focus on Randy instead of different people for each one. If anyone is interested in looking ahead the full list of rules is one of the first things on my (ridiculously long) profile. Updates may be sporadic as I'm going to go in order in regards to posting but I'm writing them out of order. Also, I blame school.

Randy Cunningham: Ninth Grade Ninja belongs to Disney and all other associated higher-ups. I'm just a kid playing in their sandbox.

rules for being human: by an anonymous source

1. you will receive a body. you may like it or hate it, but it will be yours for the entire period this time around.

People often questioned his hair color. "Is it natural?" "What dye did you use?" "No way that's natural, dude, that's so weird!"

Randy just shrugged it off. He knew it was his natural hair color. He knew it was weird. He didn't personally care. It made him unique, different, and he was proud of it.

He was the freshman with the purple hair and the blue eyes who was pretty tall for his age. It didn't seem to matter, really. It was just how he turned out. Genetics and whatnot could explain it all away.

Randy liked being tall because he could easily reach things others could not. Randy liked his purple hair because it gave him a unique personality. He didn't mind having long legs, really, because he could take longer strides even when not going his top speed.

It used to be, though, that Randy hated being lanky because he would trip over his own limbs and he wasn't as strong as he could be despite some effort to build muscle. His laziness probably didn't help, but he was more active than his friend Howard and he did try so that counted for something, right?

But now he was the Ninja, and lanky turned into lean and he found that either way, it suited him. And no matter what, this was the body he was stuck with so he might as well get used to it and make the most of what he's got.