Armin's Rules
Jean's Rules.
Levi's rules.
Mikasa's Rules.
"DAMNIT JAEGER!" Jean yelled as he stomped through the halls with great frustration. "Eren again I see" Armin chuckled as he shut his book, "You don't understand.." Jean groaned. "Well...I understand.." Mikasa stepped out of the shadows "Cause I had to live with him.." Jean nodded in acceptance.
"What did that brat do this time?" Levi asked with his usual cold voice. "He put glue in my hair.." Jean mumbled quietly, but surprisingly, Levi heard. "Well then..Let's make some rules.." Levi took out a piece of paper and handed a pen to Jean, "You start".
1. Eren is NOT Allowed to put glue in my hair.
2. Eren is NOT Allowed to switch to Titan form and Pound me.
3. Eren is not allowed to take my dinner
4. Eren is not allowed to fake injuries and then blame them on me.
5. Eren is NOT Allowed to beat my face with bread...
6. The brat is not allowed to call me short.
7. The brat is not allowed to dirty any items of mine.
8. The brat is not allowed to Spread rumors that I'm gay..Cause that's a Secret..
9. Eren..is not allowed to cry over Korean dramas
10. Eren is not allowed to spread his Urine in my office..
Armin came in with a confused look..He waved his hand for Misaka to come in. "So..We miss anything?" He asked..Levi stared at them and signaled them to come in, "Let's write. Shall we?"
11. Eren is not allowed to make fun of me being weak..
12. Eren is not allowed to tell Connie I love him.
13. Eren IS NOT ALLOWED TO PUT FAKE DILDOS UNDER MY PILLOW.
14. EREN IS NOT ALLOWED TO LICK LOLLIPOPS AND STICK THEM ON MY BUTT
15. EREN IS NOT ALLOWED TO DRAW ON MY FACE..
16. Eren is not allowed to die.
17. Eren is not allowed to put Yuri comics under my pillow -makes people thinks I'm lesbian D:
18. Eren is not allowed to complain when I take care of him.
19. Eren is not allowed to tickle me In public.
20. EREN IS NOT ALLOWED TO SEDUCE ANNIE, SASHA, OR HANJI..
"Wait..What?" Everyone stared at her in shock, but she just shrugged.
21. Eren is not allowed to hit on Mikasa.
22. Eren is not allowed to pretend he's fucking me.
23. Eren is not allowed to fart in my face.
24. Eren is not allowed to pretend to give me a blowjob under the table.
25. Eren is not allowed to kick me ass when we're running laps.
26. The brat is not allowed to Puke on my face...
27. The brat is not allowed to sit on my lap...
28. The brat is not allowed to steal my cleaning tools.
29. The brat is not allowed to steal my blades.
30. The brat is not allowed to pretend to make out with my mop..
31. Eren is not allowed to draw Dicks on my books.
32. Eren is not allowed to burp his ABC's.
33. EREN IS DEFINITELY NOT ALLOWED TO PUT NUTELLA ON MY BUT AND PRETEND ITS SHIT
34. Eren is not allowed to dye my hair black
35. Eren is not allowed to Make Annie kiss me..
36. Eren is not allowed to touch my..Privates during dinner.
37. Eren IS Allowed to come to my room...At night..
38. Eren is not allowed to show off his abs to other women..
39. Eren is not allowed to Steal my cookies D:
Mikasa finished writing. "There! All set!" she grinned. Suddenly Eren came bursting through the door. "Whats going o-" he stared at the paper and smirked.
"Do you guys have a copy of that?" He asked, they shook their heads. Eren grabbed the paper and tore it while giving Mikasa a quick kiss and leaving..
Then, 2 hours later of re-assembling they wrote.
40. Eren is not allowed to rip the paper.