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Episode 4

Body Switching Disaster

Chapter 1

"UGH, I'M SOOOOO BORED!" Daxter was in a bad mood. His pal Jak was out with Ratchet as they were heading to their worlds to get themselves more supplies for their weaponry and money. Infact Clank was left behind too, so now he was in the breakfast room feeling bored.

Jak and Daxter have been lifelong best friends with a knack for getting themselves into and out of trouble, they may not always agree on which of them is the true hero and which is the sidekick, but they know how to work together to defeat all threats to their planet. Jak's ability to manipulate ECO, the life force of their planet, combines with the duo's skill with gadgets, guns, and vehicles to make short work of those who wish them harm.

"Why not try reading a book?" Clank suggested. Daxter didn't seem to pay attention to him as he was focusing on the hands of the clock infront of him. He was already sick and tired of watching it.

There was nothing else to do, Daxter did want to watch TV but Emmett got to it first so he can watch the Twisted Metal Championship. Strangely enough he was very fond of that show, Emmett took a huge interest in it and made sure he wouldn't miss any of the actions that go on inside it.

Annoyed by this Daxter got to the couch where Emmett was sitting and snatched the remote from him to switch channels.

"Hey give that back, I was already watching something!" Emmett shouted as he was trying to grab the remote from Daxter.

"It's not fair how you keep on hogging the TV most of the time" said Daxter moaning.

They weren't the only ones in the room. Dante was reading a magazine and Issac Clarke got himself a burger, he took off his helmet so he could eat it. Instead of Clank assisting Daxter in getting the remote from Emmett he just tried to stop them both from fighting even further.

The fight was going on for a few seconds when Dante couldn't focus reading and was starting to feel very annoyed. "Oh for god's sake, will you guys stop already" he shouted.

They stopped but not by Dante. Emmett won the remote and changed it back to the channel he was enjoying. Daxter started moaning whilst Clank pats him on the back to cheer him up.

"Face it, he's never going stop watching that show" said Issac who was also annoyed how Emmett had completely taken over the TV for himself.

"But there's nothing to do" said Daxter. Dante put down the magazine, "Well why don't you go and do something else then". "Like what?"

Clank raised his hand, "Why don't we read a book then" he said. Daxter ignored him and walked out of the room with Clank following him.

"I know" said Daxter. "What is it?" Clank asked. "I'm going to annoy Radec, just for a laugh". "Uh Daxter I don't think that's a good idea".

Daxter didn't hear what he said as he was running down the hallway then up the stairs to where the bedroom areas were with Clank trying to catch up with him. They were both outside of Radec's room; they could hear him doing voices from the inside.

"Oh this is going to be so good" Daxter grinned as he clapped his hands together. Clank raised his hand to him, "Daxter I really wouldn't do this, do you know what the consequences will-"

Before Clank could finish his sentence Daxter immediately threw the door wide open causing Radec to jump out of his seat making him scream and hid his toys. Daxter moved away from the room and pretended he was not responsible for it.

Radec walked outside his room to find the culprit, "Ok who opened my door just now?" he asked. Radec looked to his left to see Daxter and Clank right next to him.

"Was it you?" he asked menacingly. "No" said Daxter trying to keep his face blank. "Then who was it?" "It was him". Daxter pointed at Sir Daniel who was walking joyfully down the hallway.

He noticed that Daxter, Clank and Radec were looking at him.

"Hello guys" Sir Daniel muffled, "What's going on?" Radec got out his knife and walked up slowly towards him. The skeletal knight took a few steps back, "Radec, what are you doing?"

"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU SKELETON FREAK!" Radec shouted as he charged at him with his knife.

Instead of Sir Daniel gathering all his courage to fight back he ran away like a coward in the other direction with his rival chasing after him, "What did I do, what did I do?" Sir Daniel asked whilst still being chased.

When they were gone Daxter burst out laughing, Clank looked at him feeling slightly angry and disappointed. "That was rather rude Daxter. You know very well it was you who did it plus Daniel had nothing to do with it"

"Oh come on Clank it's just a joke besides it's not like that colonel is going to kill him, they both get along just fine" said Daxter still laughing

"Daxter, everyone definitely knows that Radec hates Daniel" said Clank.

It was true that Radec hated Sir Daniel. The reason was because of how the colonel wanted a strong rival to fight against. He wanted to have either Kratos or Nariko but instead he got a skeletal knight with dubious courage. Even though Radec is a strong soldier and a very good tactician he didn't expect Sir Daniel to put up a good fight. Radec lost about the same number of battles as Sir Daniel so he hopes that he can crush his rival but not as much as he wants to destroy the ISA forces. Although Radec doesn't hate Sir Daniel completely, he does talk to him a few times only when he's not in a bad mood.

Daxter yawned, "Well I'm bored again, what should we do now?"

"Well we can read a book" Clank suggested.

"I know, let's see how the lovely red head is doing"

"And by red head you mean Nariko"

"That's right" said Daxter, "I wonder where she is now?"

Whilst the orange ottsel was thinking Parappa was walking by with a tray of food. Clank takes notice and asks "Excuse me Parappa but where are you taking that food to?"

Parappa stopped to answer his question. "Oh this, you remember what happened with Cole beating up Spike a few days ago"

"Oh yes of course, so I'm assuming you're bringing food for him. That's very thoughtful of you" said Clank.

"Well actually Nariko told me to besides I wanted to see how Spike is doing; I haven't talked to him in ages"

When Daxter heard the word 'Nariko' he immediately asked "Can I come with you?"

"What to see how Spike's doing?" Parappa asked

"No I want to see how Nariko is doing, I'm pretty sure she misses me a lot" said Daxter

Clank and Parappa put their hands on their faces. Daxter couldn't help himself he liked women a lot; he'd always try to hit on Nariko or Kat many times. Unfortunately for these two girls he wasn't the only one, infact Zeus, Dante and Kuro were doing the same as well which was very annoying for them. Fat Princess was very jealous by the fact how they would go for them and not her.

"I don't think she'll let you stay with her" said Parappa, "But you can come so you can ask her that"

All three of them were walking towards Spikes room. Good thing for Spike was that Kratos was no longer guarding the door; Parappa gave a little knock on the door.

"Who's there?" said a voice inside the room. "It's Parappa, I've got some food". Nariko opened the door to let him in but was not expecting more company.

"Hello Spike, how are you feeling?" Parappa asked whilst putting the tray of food next to his bedside table. The food was some noodles that Parappa had won a hundred years supplies of noodle products by getting a coupon at beard burgers. Luckily for him Heihachi eat noodles a lot so he didn't have to worry eating all of them himself. There was also some water for Spike to drink and a banana as a snack.

"I'm starting to feel a lot less painful now, thanks for asking" said Spike whilst pealing the banana open.

Clank got onto the bed so that Spike could see him, "That's good; soon you'll be able to do some training and battles".

"And so that Kratos doesn't have to keep guarding my room, it felt like I'm his prisoner" said Spike

Nariko sat back on her chair next to Spike, "Well at least you don't have to worry about that anymore" she joked.

They all laughed at Nariko's comment for a while when it was interrupted by Daxter who got on the bed next to her. "So Nariko" he said, "Looking good as always, infact you look more than good you look hot and I was wondering it's valentine's day soon so I wanted to... wait... WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"

Daxter was now trying to run for his life as Nariko got out her sword to attack him because of his disgusting comments. He managed to get out the room without being killed, Clank followed after him who apologized to Nariko.

She closed the door leaving Daxter and Clank outside. "I'm sure she only tried to attack me to hide the fact she had feelings for me" said Daxter.

"I highly doubt it" said Clank, "She didn't even take it lightly from the comments you just said"

Daxter yawned, "Great I feel bored again". "We can read a book" said Clank.

"Wait I know, we could-". Daxter was interrupted by Clank who raised his voice at him, "Daxter I keep on telling you so many times to read a book but you keep on ignoring me. Instead of going for your suggestions can you at least take mine, which is to read a book!"

Daxter was quiet for a few seconds, he sighed and then he spoke "Fine, let's go and pick a book". With no other options the ottsel followed the robot to the library.