Hello! My name is James, and this is another one of my fanfictions. Woo-hoo, etc.
I know this has been done a lot, but I like the idea of it, and I haven't seen one in a while, so… why not? ;P
I'm soon writing a story on how Thalia quit the Hunters, and why Calypso and Leo aren't together even though Calypso has been freed, and why Piper and Jason aren't dating later, but that's not this story. Obviously.
Let's not get to far in with the notes, and on to the story! :D
Also, credit to 'I am Bianca Daughter of Hades' for the cover!
Disclaimer: I do not own Percy Jackson and the Olympians or Heroes of Olympus. (This Disclaimer applies to the rest of the story.)
POV: Third Person
Being bored does make your hopes lower, right?
Jason and Reyna were showing Frank on how to be a proper praetor in Camp Jupiter, Bianca and Hazel are learning about the now-modern world (A/N; This is set in my "Bianca Lives" timeline.) , so it's just Leo, Piper, Percy, Annabeth, Nico and Thalia trying to figure out what to do.
Without any quests, monsters, or anything really going on, they're just bored. Leo invited everyone to Bunker Nine to "have fun" but they obviously weren't.
Then, Leo had a totally Leo-ish idea.
"Let's play truth or dare." He said grinning.
Everyone stirred. Percy grinned at the idea. "Why not? Sounds fun. I'm in."
Annabeth sighed. "I'll do it if he is."
Then Thalia sighed. "I'll do it if she is."
"Wait, the rest of the girls are doing it? Fine, I will."
Nico was sitting in the corner still. "Playing, Nico?" Percy asked.
He nodded, and came a bit closer to the middle.
"So, rules. You have to do it. And you have to tell the truth. And you don't need to swear on the Styx, we'll know if you're lying." Leo said smiling. Everyone agreed.
"Since I'm the Supreme Captain of Awesomeness, I'll go first. Truth or dare, Nico?"
Nico looked up. Leo was obviously trying to make Nico come into the game a bit more, to everyone's surprise.
"Dare." He said coldly.
"Shadow travel to the strawberry patch and collect as many strawberries as you can. Then come back."
Nico raised an eyebrow, but shadow travelled away.
"Why that?" Piper asked.
"You'll see." Leo said with an elfish grin.
Nico shadow travelled back after a few minutes with a large amount of strawberry juice on his face and clothes. Everyone burst out laughing seeing someone like Nico in full red colours and green specks that were leaves.
"I hate the Demeter Cabin. And you, Valdez."
"Aw, come on! No-one hates Valdez!"
"I do." Everyone said at the exact same time.
"How many did you bring, anyway?"
He brought out six strawberries in his pocket. They were mashed up, but still edible.
"They nearly chocked me with vines when they see me take these six. Then it was like the flowers on the ground were shooting fruit at me…"
Thalia was still giggling.
Nico regarded her coldly. "Alright, missy. Truth or dare?"
She scowled at the words 'missy'.
"Dare. Duh."
"Dance to "I'm A Little Teapot", but a more… different version. And let us film it. In the middle of the camp ground."
"What do you mean… different?" She asked, gulping.
"I hate you, di Angelo."
"Sure."
Thalia Grace, the punk girl with the "I Hate Barbie" shirts, now had a pink fully wig on and was wearing a pink dress and skirt with vibrant pink and purple colours, complete with an "I Love Barbie" with a heart in the middle. She was bright red with anger and embarrassment.
"Ready?"
"Can I say no?"
Nico ran out to the camp center; where the campfire was, in the middle of the cabins.
"Attention everyone!" Everyone looked, because Nico had a loud and deep voice which he receives attention from. Son of Hades, Hades deep underground, deep voices.
"Take at your cameras" – the Stoll brothers immediately took out there's – "and watch the stunning spectacle of Thalia Grace, singing your favorite song, 'I'm a Little Teapot'!"
Everyone either cheered loudly or started laughing hysterically.
Thalia came on the scene. Everyone howled in laughter. She started singing the song very quietly, but it came out louder than 10 microphones.
She started singing, with the dance movements.
I'm a Little Teapot, short and stout;
Here is my handle and here is my spout;
When I get all steamed up;
Then I shout! Thalia was so red that lightning actually came down and struck her unexpectedly.
Everyone was howling and laughing hysterically, while people were zooming in on the lightning. Thalia stood up in a daze, a weird smile on her face.
Tip me over and pour me out.
Then she promptly fainted.
The crowd cheered, and people shouted "Fantastic!" and "Encore!".
The five other demigods took Thalia back to the bunker.
When Thalia awoke, which was only after a few minutes, everyone cheered.
She immediately jumped on Nico and was about to punch his face, when he shadow traveled. He didn't realize that because Thalia was touching was touching him, he shadow travelled with him. Thalia nearly vomited on his face, because she'd never shadow travelled before.
Nico and her ended up on the other side of the room.
"I- I thought you had to walk into walls to do that?" Thalia shouted.
"I've gotten better." Nico had a rare feeble smile on his face.
Thalia slapped Nico.
"Ouch! That hurt!" He said, rubbing his cheek.
"Your problem." Thalia said, running to join the others.
"So, your turn Thalia." Percy said.
Nico hadn't came back yet, so I turned to Annabeth. "Truth or dare?"
Annabeth thought for a moment. "Truth."
"What's the worst thing you've ever done?"
Annabeth went red.
"It's not much, but I prank called a pizza guy in camp once. I was feeling rebellious that day… anyway, I ordered him extra hot and extra large pizza with loads of stuff on it and about 20 of each. The guys name… I forgot him. It started with a 'R' I think. So I told him the address, and obviously he didn't come, but a week and a day later a person washed up on the beach, with pizzas on the sand near him."
Percy snapped his fingers. "Wait, so Rick the Pizza Guy wasn't lost, you ordered a pizza which brought him here?"
Annabeth's face became a deeper shade of red. "Yes."
Percy lowered his face, even though they were in the middle of Bunker 9, a soundproof place in the middle of a deep forest.
"He became the Senior Scribe of Camp Half-Blood."
Annabeth gasped.
"What does he do?" Piper asked.
"No-one knows, but there's a rumour that he somehow finds out things happening in the demigod world."
There was silence.
"Um, let's continue." Annabeth said. She turned to Piper.
"Truth or dare?"
"Um, Truth."
"If you had to… kiss someone, on the lips, who would it be?"
Piper had a feeling Annabeth wasn't about to say that.
Even though Piper and Jason weren't dating anymore, Piper didn't mind. It's not his fault that Hera is a bi-, anyway, this would be a hard choice. Piper looked around the room hurriedly, but when she looked at Leo for a second, he wasn't looking at Piper.
In fact, he was looking at the ground.
And he was blushing.
What's that about? Piper wondered.
"Um… what if I don't want to answer?" Piper asked, trying not to blush.
"Well, technically speaking, you have to take a piece of clothing off."
Piper had a Camp Half-Blood t-shirt on, and brown linen shorts. No shoes or socks.
Great.
Piper didn't even know who to say. Not even Jason came to mind, because she knew she wouldn't.
"Gods, Piper, hurry up." Thalia sighed.
"Um. Uh. Leo?"
Piper. What in Hades did you just say you can't say you want to kiss your best friend he'll hate you what have I done oh gods what am I going to do he's going to hate m-
"Pardon, Piper? I didn't hear that." Percy was smirking.
"I said it once, if you didn't hear, deal with it." Piper snapped.
Piper, not wanting to look at Leo's reaction of hatred, especially since he was sitting next to her, and wanted to move the attention away from herself, so she eyed Percy. "Percy. Truth or dare?"
"Dare."
"Make out with Thalia while having an Iris Message with Posieden, Zeus, Athena and… Hades."
They both went red. Not with embarrassment, but with anger. Annabeth, surprisingly, was chuckling.
"I am DEFINITELY not do- wait, why Hades?" She said, electricity in the air. Literally.
Percy, however, took of his shoe and through it at my face.
"Ow!"
"I took a piece of clothing off. Deal with it." He said, imitating Piper.
"Oh, shut up."
Percy's turn. "Truth or dare, Leo?"
Leo sat up straighter. "Dare." He said confidently.
"I dare you, Leo Valdez, to make out with Piper McLean" – Leo's jaw dropped and Piper's face became red. "in the Aphrodite cabin for just five seconds."
Everyone burst out laughing at Percy's surprising genius. Nico grabbed both of them and shadow travelled away. Like Thalia, they were both about to vomit when they came out of the travel. They were right outside the Aphrodite cabin. Leo and Piper tried to run away, but Nico had a firm grip. "Hey! Stolls! You still have the hidden cams?" The Stolls came up to them and grinned. "Yeah, why?"
"Check Aphrodite's one today."
Percy, Annabeth and Thalia came running.
"Okay, get started you two! And you better do the dare, or else!" Said Percy smiling, as he pushed them both in the cabin. (A/N; Bit OOC? Please tell me.)
Leo normally always wanted to get the girl, but when he was forced to do something, especially with the girl he liked, he was so confused he didn't know what to actually do.
Plus, this is his best-friend's ex. He couldn't do this. Even worse, he liked Piper.
A lot.
But… it would be nice.
The whole Aphrodite Cabin looked at them when they came in. Luckily, Drew wasn't there.
"Um-" Leo started, but Piper said "Let's get this over with."
Piper smacked her lips onto Leo's face.
Immediately the Aphrodite cabin started screaming. Half the cabin squealed; "OMGEEEEEE! LIPER IS SO CUTEEEE!" while the other half shouted "EWWWWW! JASPER FOUREVER!"
Everyone outside could hear the screams and started laughing crazily.
Leo and Piper burst out of the cabin, breathing heavily. Leo's hair was more messed up than usual, and so was Piper's. "Shadow travel! Bunker Nine! Now!" Piper screamed in between deep breaths to Nico. Luckily, her charmspeak kicked in, and Nico grabbed Leo and Piper and took them to Bunker Nine.
The Aphrodite cabin stormed out of their cabin. "Where'd they go?!" One asked Percy. He pointed towards the Big House. They went screaming away.
As they started walking back to Bunker Nine, Percy felt the wind slap in his face.
"What the-"
A boy in a purple shirt jumped on Percy in a bear hug.
The boy stood up, with electric blue eyes, blond hair and a scar above his lip.
Another girl with obsidian black hair and dark brown eyes came running behind him.
"Jason, Reyna." Annabeth grinned, hugging them.
Thalia nodded at Reyna and smirked at Jason.
"You've grown taller."
Jason smirked back.
"And I heard you quite the Hunters? For a certain son of-"
Thalia punched Jason in the mouth.
Everyone didn't register it at first.
Then they realised; Thalia liked someone?
Thalia was red in the face.
"Come on, let's get back to Truth or Dare."
Reyna raised an eyebrow. "Truth or Dare?" Jason added, "Can we play?"
"Sure."
They walked to Bunker Nine.
"Oh, hey Reyna. Hey Jason." Piper said, still red in the face. So was Leo. Nico was smirking.
"…should I ask?" Asked Jason.
Annabeth smirked. "If you want."
Leo hurriedly cut in "Where's Frank?"
"He went to meet up with Hazel and Bianca."
"Oh, I see."
"Okay, so it's Leo's turn I think."
He turned to Jason, who was touching some weird contraption which slapped him in the face.
"Ow!"
"Truth or dare, Jason?"
"Uh, dare?" He asked questioningly like he didn't know himself.
"I dare you to say 'in my bed' at the end of every sentence."
Everyone burst out laughing.
"I'll kill you Leo… in bed."
"I gave him the idea of that one." Reyna smiled.
"I'll kill you too Reyna… in bed."
"Oh, so now you want to see Reyna in bed, Jason?"
Leo just earned himself two slaps on the face.
"Well, now it's my turn… Reyna, truth or dare? In bed."
Reyna smiled lightly. "Dare. A Roman doesn't back down from dares."
"I dare you too… uh…"
Jason obviously wasn't good at making up dares.
"Oh! I dare you to stuff your face with as many jelly beans as you can, or at least try to eat as many as you can! In bed!"
Reyna paled. "Firstly, I'm not doing it in bed. And secondly, I love jellybeans! I don't want to get sick on them!"
"I'll get the jelly beans!" Leo shouted as he ran off deeper in the Bunker."
Everyone looked confused except Piper.
"He has a lot of food down here, jelly beans included. He loves them."
Nico's eyes narrowed. "How would you know?"
Piper blushed. "I… uh... he showed me around once."
Leo came back with the jellybeans. He was wheeling them like a suitcase, except a very large one. There could be about a million jellybeans in that box!
Reyna went white. "Can I… somehow skip the dare?"
Jason smirked. "But you're a Roman, Reyna. They never back down from dares. In bed."
"Or you could take a piece of clothing off." Thalia interjected.
Reyna looked at her feet. She had no shoes or socks on… Jason said to take them off, but he hadn't. Gods, he must've played this game before. She had nothing underneath her purple Camp Jupiter shirt and black pants. Great.
"Eat! Eat! Eat!" Everyone was shouting. "In bed!" Jason shouted.
"Okay! Fine!" she shouted. "But not the 'In bed!' bit, Jason."
Leo counted with his fingers as Reyna stood next to the box.
"Three… two… one… go!"
The jellybeans tumbled on Reyna, and she started eating. And eating. And eating.
After about ten minutes, half the jellybeans were eaten.
Reyna came out of the pile, a weird look in her eyes and a crazy smile.
Jason grinned and Piper smirked. "I know that look." She said, looking at Leo. He shrugged.
"Whee! Jellybeans!" Reyna shouted gleefully.
She looked around and found Jason.
"OMG! Jassssyyy! Where have you been! I thought you were looooost!"
Jason's smirk disappeared, his expression replaced with fear.
"Oh, gods. This backfired."
Reyna jumped onto Jason and hugged him, nearly choking him in the process.
"Um, guys maybe we should end truth or dare for today."
"Oo! Truth or dare?! My turn!" Jelly Reyna shouted.
"Hey, you know, we could called Jelly Reyna Jeyna." Said Percy, grinning.
Annabeth caught on. "And Jason + Reyna is Jeyna…" she started giggling, something she doesn't normally do.
Jason's face fell. "Um, what's Jeyna?"
"A ship name. A child of Aphrodite invented shipping; you put two people you think are good together and mix their names."
"Like… Percabeth?"
"Exactly! But that's a canon couple, because they're, well, a couple."
"So there's other ship names, too? Like… Thalico?"
"Um, what's Thalico?" Piper asked.
Thalia and Nico went red in the face.
Thalia kicked Jason in an… inappropriate body part place.
"I knew it!" Annabeth shouted with joy.
Percy turned to Nico. "Congrats."
Nico, the normally pale death boy, was bursting with redness in his cheeks. "Um… on what?"
"On liking a girl. Now start dating!"
Percy also got a kick in an inappropriate place.
"Anyway, my turn!" Jeyna shouted. "Tooth or dare, green eyes?" she said giggling.
"Um, does she know my name?"
"No, Jelly Reyna only knows my name and Octavian. She's a lot more… expression able against Octavian when she's like that. Let's just say Octavian hates Jelly Reyna more than the real one.
"Um, I choose Truth."
"What's your favourite Diiiisneeey movie?"
"Um…" Percy went a slight red. "The Little Mermaid.
Everyone started laughing except Annabeth, who already somehow knew, and Leo.
"Um, the best Disney movie is Frozen. You can't deny that."
Everyone stopped laughing. You hardly ever hear his serious voice.
Jeyna, trying to bring back the mood, shouted "WHEEE! TIME TO KILL OCT-TAV-IAAAAAA!" and she ran out of the Bunker.
"I'll follow her. See you later, guys!"
Jason ran after her.
Percy and Annabeth stood up. "We should be going too."
Thalia smirked. "Doing some stuff?"
Percy smirked right back at her. "Yes, we are. See you later.
As they went away, Leo exclaimed "We should do this every week!"
Piper turned to Leo. "Hey, Leo… uh, want to catch a movie?"
Leo slightly became red. "Uh, sure."
Nico and Thalia were left alone.
Nico turned to Thalia. "Can we never mention Thalico again?"
Thalia slightly became a deeper shade of red than Leo. "Yeah. Never again."
Awkward silence.
"Need me to shadow travel you anywhere?"
"Um, okay. Somewhere in Manhattan would be nice."
Nico placed a rare grin on his face, took Thalia's hand, and shadow travelled.
+=+=+=+=+=+ Two Days Later +=+=+=+=+=+
Thalia screamed as Jason showed her the video. "I hate you di Angelo!" Thalia screamed looking for Nico. "Sure you do Thalia, sure you do." As the 'Barbie Girl does I'm a Little Teapot with Real Lightning' YouTube video received 10,000 views per minute.
+=+=+=+=+=+ The End (For Now) +=+=+=+=+=+
So, what do you guys think? Before you ask, yes, there's going to be a second chapter. Hopefully. Don't worry! I think.
I hope you guys liked it, and tell me if the characters were a bit OOC.
Rate, review, and stuff! :D (If you want.)