"I'm so BORED Namiiiiiiiiiieeeee~~!" Izaya whined, spinning around in his chair.
It had been forever since Izaya had gotten any free time with all his pointless meetings with the Yakuza and unimportant gang members that thought they could gain 'attention' by taking him or Shizuo down. Obviously Izaya refused to give out information on Shizuo. Shizuo was Izaya's and Izaya's alone to mess with. It was…fun!
"Go fuck up someone's life like you always do then," she blankly states, going through paperwork.
"Oh you wound me Namie~!" He dramatically covers his heart and stops spinning, while Namie simply rolls her eyes.
"You might kill me one day with your harsh, cold words Namie! Its like a blizzard in here." He pretends to be cold while mocking her.
"Oh shut up!" she snaps.
He simply smiles and turns. "Make me some tea Namie~!"
"I'm not your maid Izaya." She bluntly says.
"I wonder how Seiji-kun is…" he says nonchalantly and offhandedly.
Namie stiffens and silently walks to the kitchen to prepare his tea while Izaya simply smirks his trademark smirk.
He stands by his oversized window and observes the humans down below grinning maliciously. 'What to do, what to do~!?' he thinks.
His phone rings abruptly and he answers it without hesitating.
"Orihara Izaya~! How may I help you?" he tells the other person on the line.
"Orihara-san. Shiki here."
He raises his eyebrows hearing the name of the important Yakuza member.
"Ohh~? Yakuza business? How may I help you Shiki-san?"
"It has been brought to my attention that you have been working on multiple cases for us."
"Hmm? Oh yes, yes. No worry though. Almost all of them are done."
"I want you to go on vacation. All expenses paid. It's the least we could do for our best informant." Shiki says stiffly before Izaya could reject.
"Ah…I would love to then~!" he smiles into the phone. "Where to?"
"England." Shiki replies.
"Oh~!" he suddenly remembers something.
"Shiki-san I have someone close to me who lives there. You don't need to pay for the hotel room. I'll be staying with them."
On the other end of the line, Shiki raises an eyebrow incredulously.
"Oh really, Orihara-san? Alright then. I'll cancel the room and pay for the ticket."
"Ta ta Shiki-san~!" he hangs up and turns to Namie who arrived with his tea.
He Cheshire cat smiles and Namie pales.
"Namie~! You have a few weeks off. Paid of course~! Just pack my bags~! I'm going to England!"
"And your tea?" she asks.
"I don't want it anymore~!" he dismisses her, waving his hand in a shooing motion.
She simply rolls her eyes again, getting aggravated and stalks away.
"This is gonna be fun~!" he resumes spinning in his chair.
"Oh Shizu-chan what will you do when I'm gone?" he wonders out loud.
"As much as I would love to find out, I'd rather visit him than stick around and find out."
'I have to say 'bye' to Shizu-chan~!' he thinks excitedly. He grabs his famous fur-lined coat and signature flick blade and skips out of the house, hands in pockets, to Ikebukuro for a nice visit to the raging beast.
The tea remained forgotten on Izaya's office table.
Hi everyone. Sorry I haven't uploaded since like forever. I got in trouble and stuffs…and yeah. I was one of those nice authors that posted stories all in one time when they were completed but I noticed not many people reviewed that way and just simply read and left. I know this is mean but reviews make me happy so I'm just aiming for 10 reviews a chapter and then you'll get part 2 and so forth.