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Topic: Clockwork Corps
In: Boards ► Places ► America ► Capes ► New Capes
Streak (Verified Cape) (Original Poster)
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
Hellllllloooooo everyone! Welcome to the Clockwork Corps thread! I'm creating this thing so that the general public can interact with us and ask us whatever questions might come to mind! Plus, thanks to the fact that we've got metal in our heads and oil in our veins, most of us will be present 24/7, capable of posting from wherever, whenever!
Alright people, roll call!
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► Hammer (Verified Cape)
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
Present.
► Heavy (Verified Cape)
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
I still think this is a bad idea, but what the hell, I'm here.
► Smiler (Verified Cape)
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
HIIIIIIIIIIIII! :D
► Deadeye (Verified Cape)
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
I thought I made it clear I didn't want a part in this.
► Sarge (Verified Cape)
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
TOUGH! WE'RE ALL DOING IT, SO YOU'RE STUCK TOO! SUCK IT UP!
► The Cogs (Verified Capes)
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
Hey, why the hell do we have to share an account!?
► Galahad (Verified Cape)
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
Annoying.
► Clockwork (Verified Cape)
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
He's right. One of you is more than enough. Four at once? No way. Either you take the one or you take none at all.
► Brownie
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
HAHAHA! You tell 'em boss!
►LitanyofLewis
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
First!
► Streak (Verified Cape)
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
Litany of Lewis
Kid, I will hack this forum and give you a violation myself if you do that again.
► Tin_Mother (Moderator)
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
Streak
That will not be necessary, but thank you.
►RedKanji180
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
Well, much as I like seeing a stupid idiot get himself slapped down, I have a question.
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE?
►Zuikaku (Veteran Poster)
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
RedKanji180
Dude, calm down. They're a Brockton Bay group, you'd know them if you followed Uber and Leet's channel; they did a joint video together a while back. Bronze robots, big brawl in the Brockton Bay ship graveyard? Ring any bells?
Though the fact that one of them can apparently hack PHO is a tad worrying.
► Streak (Verified Cape)
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
First person to cry 'Skynet' gets slapped with a violation for racial profiling, and for the record, we've renamed the graveyard the Construction Yard, or just the Yard for short.
►77ronin
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
Wait, how the hell did you respond in *checks watch* literally ten seconds?!
►RedKanji180
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
*Screams internally*
►Zuikaku (Veteran Poster)
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
Streak
Duly noted. If you'll excuse me, I need to go bully the trolls into changing that on the wiki.
*Edit* Okay, need to check the timestamps more often. That's just a tad creepy.
►The Cogs (Verified Capes)
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
Zuikaku
You think that's creepy? Check around the forums! This guy's on five separate ones simultaneously! And he can respond near instantly too!
BOW BEFORE OUR TECHNOLOGICAL SUPERI-ASBDH! #! - FUCK THAT STINGS!
► Brownie
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
Clockwork
Wow boss, you were right, the welder does make them scream like a bitch!
► Clockwork (Verified Cape)
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
Brownie
Told you.
Four annoyances
And as for you morons, quit trying to scare everyone and get back to work, otherwise I'll use you all for scrap metal.
►The Cogs (Verified Capes)
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
Clockwork
Yes boss...
►Green_Pigeon
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
Harsh...
►Deadeye (Verified Cape)
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
Green_Pigeon
You don't live with them.
►Zuikaku (Veteran Poster)
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
Okay, the trolls need some help identifying who's who in those videos. I'm pretty sure I've got Deadeye identified, but the rest…
Also, weren't there only five of you, plus Clockwork and the Four Annoyances, during that whole mess?
► Clockwork (Verified Cape)
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
Zuikaku
You're right. At first it was just five plus the Cogs:
Deadeye: One with the rifle and scope-eye.
Smiler: Teleporter with claws.
Streak: Really fast one.
Heavy: Heavy weapons.
Hammer: Big and strong.
But then a little over a week ago, I finished developing a new AI and made him a body.
Sergeant C4, AKA Sarge: Shouts a lot and uses explosives.
And I finished another one that I was working on last night.
Galahad: Flying knight.
Keep in mind that the Corps is a work in progress, and that I've been working on these guys for over four months now.
►Green_Pigeon
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
Wow, good call on Deadeye, Zuikaku!
►RedKanji180
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
And no one's at all panicked by the fact that she built seven robots on par with parahumans in only four months?!
►77ronin
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
RedKanji180
Your being hysterical again, Red.
► neutronjak
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
77ronin
Its "you're" not your lurn to spel idot
►Green_Pigeon
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
LOL
►77ronin
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
Wow, that's just sad. And he calls me an idiot.
►RedKanji180
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
Oh, and by the way, I checked. This Streak guy is in a half dozen other threads, and the timestamps are all on top of each other.
Forget Skynet, this is the machines come to use us as their power grid!
User received an infraction for this post: Racial profiling. You were warned.
►Streak (Verified Cape)
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
Toldja. Don't underestimate my mad skillz.
►Zuikaku (Veteran Poster)
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
Back from supervising the trolls, and…
...
RedKanji180
Red, I seriously suggest you dial down the panic, before the modly wrath descends upon this thread.
*Edit* Strangered so hard by Streak.
►Green_Pigeon
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
He usually this hysterical?
►77ronin
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
Dunno, never much interacted with him.
►LitanyofLewis
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
Green_Pigeon
Oh, I know, I can answer this!
He can get hysterical, but he's usually not this bad. I wonder if a roomba molested him in his youth.
►The Cogs (Verified Capes)
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
Why resist? You're all inferior to us anyways! BOW BEFORE US! MUHUHAASHDAHS1245! #- FUCK! AGAIN WITH THE FUCKING SHOTGUN!
► Heavy (Verified Cape)
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
I swear those four are more cockroach then robot... anyways, pay no attention to them, they're just four little idiot that get their laughs where they can. We usually respond by crushing the head of the nearest one we can get our hands on, usually gets the message across.
Hey, Brownie, do me a favor and test the turrets new aiming protocols on them would ya?
► Brownie
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
On it!
►Green_Pigeon
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
Okay, I take back what I said, there's harsh, and then there's that.
► Hammer (Verified Cape)
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
And I repeat Deadeye's point: you don't live with them. Besides, they've got bodies to spare.
►Green_Pigeon
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
Hammer
Oh, don't misunderstand, I'm loving every second of this. By all means, continue with the more-than-harshness.
► The Cogs (Verified Capes)
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
ASDsds2312 # #!ssad- FUCK YOU A-skfhkasASD! #
► Heavy (Verified Cape)
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
Quit being pains in our harddrives and we'll stop.
►The Cogs (Verified Capes)
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
NEVER!
►Heavy (Verified Cape)
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
Brownie
Remember those experimental Tesla cannons I told you not to touch?
► Brownie
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
Firing now!
►Smiler (Verified Cape)
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
O: Wooooooow, pretty colors! And fireworks!
►sir idiot
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
Uh, just so you guys know, I live in Brockton Bay, and yes, they did just fire some kind of energy weapon. I could see it from my house.
And Smiler is right, it's very pretty. If frightening.
► Clockwork (Verified Cape)
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
The word 'experimental' is there for a reason. That kind of energy waste is unacceptable. Going to need to recalibrate a few things at least... And don't worry, we'd never test anything anywhere it's not safe.
►sir idiot
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
Forgive me if that doesn't calm my fears a whole lot.
► Clockwork (Verified Cape)
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
sir idiot
Would it help if I mentioned that if we ever used it on any humans we'd tone it down enough so that at best it acts as an over-powered tazer and knocks them out for about an hour?
►sir idiot
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
Clockwork
A little. *whimpers*
►CopperMoon
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
I for one welcome our clockwork overlords
► The Cogs (Verified Capes)
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
Yes, bow! BOW WE- ADHSD! # - BROWNIE, WE'RE GOING TO FILL YOUR LUNCH WITH OIL FOR THAT ONE!
*Edit* Hey, what the hell!? What happened to our names!?
► Streak (Verified Cape)
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
Brought down to size because "Buzz_Blitz_Blur_Blast" is a bitch to write.
►CopperMoon
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
Except for you guys. You're kind of tool bags.
► Sarge (Verified Cape)
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
WE PREFER THE TERM "ACCEPTABLE TARGETS". KINDA LIKE NAZIS, ONLY FUNNIER!
Plus there's about a million and one of 'em, so no harm no foul.
►Green_Pigeon
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
Preaching to the choir, man.
►CopperMoon
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
Sarge
I stand corrected. How many of you guys are there going to be anyway?
►Clockwork (Verified Cape)
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
The Cogs, Buzz, Blitz, Blur and Blaze are something akin to a reverse hive-mind. Instead of a lot of separate minds composing a singular overmind, they're four separate AI controlling lots of individual bodies each.
And right now, there isn't really upper limit on the Corps. I'm going to develop as many as I can to help me fight.
►xXxVoid_CowboyxXx
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
AI hive mind? fucking mechanical Nilbog in the damn Graveyard
User received an infraction for this post: Racial profiling. Again.
► Streak (Verified Cape)
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
Reverse. Reverse Hive Mind. Yeesh, the closest we've got to what you're thinking of is only on a subliminal level, no active thought trading or whatever. We are not the Borg. Resistance is futile because there is nothing to resist.
►Zuikaku (Veteran Poster)
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
xXxVoid_CowboyxXx
Okay, I'd rather you not end up like RedKanji, okay?
*Edit* Strangered by Streak again!
►77ronin
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
Y'know, I've been wondering: who are you, Brownie? You're not a cape, I don't think, and I checked the video and I don't see you there. So, I've gotta ask, may be a bit personal:
Are you their groupie?
► Brownie
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
77ronin
Fuck no! I'm their intern!
►Clockwork (Verified Cape)
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
Unpaid intern
► Brownie
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
Why do you have to classify it like that?
►CopperMoon
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
heh, them's the breaks kid.
► Heavy (Verified Cape)
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
And if we paid you it'd be like we were a gang. And no, we're not hiring, she followed me home via blackmail.
►CopperMoon
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
Heck, you're a bunch of steampunk superheroes, why DON'T you have a horde of groupies?
►Streak (Verified Cape)
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
Expert maneuvering on the boards by yours truly and three other proxies
► Galahad (Verified Cape)
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
Grateful
► Streak (Verified Cape)
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
You're welcome!
►TDH
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
Brownie
PMs. Now.
►LitanyofLewis
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
Okay, who was that asshole?
►sir idiot
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
Hypocritical much, Mr. "First!"?
►CopperMoon
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
I wouldn't answer that Brownie. Seems kinda creepy.
►Brownie
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
Ergh, thems the breaks of an overprotective brother. Wish me luck.
►CopperMoon
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
He's family? You should probably answer that then.
Something tells me you forgot to mention your new job to your parents, probably should have thought that one out first.
►Brownie
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
Considering how many things my mom's most likely on and the fact that my dad could literally give a fuck, I doubt that'd make a difference
►LitanyofLewis
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
Okay, now I feel like an asshole.
►Green_Pigeon
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
Finally, the epiphany hits him!
►CopperMoon
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
Ouch, sorry about that Brownie.
►Streak (Verified Cape)
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
!? Lemme into that PM. I think I can help with what's going on.
► Clockwork (Verified Cape)
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
No hacking federal databases!
► Streak (Verified Cape)
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
It was just a peek!
► Brownie
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
Woot! I'm back, baby!
►sir idiot
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
So, how'd it go?
►TDH
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
Better than before. Thanks Streak. Words can't express how grateful I am.
► Streak (Verified Cape)
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
Don't sweat it, kid. It was no problem. Seriously, it was an open and shut case. Just take good care of her.
►Green_Pigeon
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
Uh, I'm just a tad confused here. What just happened?
►CopperMoon
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
Wat.
On the one hand, whatever is going on between you three is obviously personal, on the other hand you're sticking it on a public forum. My curiosity is killing me.
►Brownie
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
Eh, it's nothing too special. Streak just sorta... greased the wheels of bureaucracy.
►Dragon (Verified Cape)
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
Does this have anything to do with the breach of Child Protective Service's database?
►CopperMoon
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
o_O
You got Dragon's attention while hacking a federal database? On second thought I don't want to know. Deniability and all that.
► Streak (Verified Cape)
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
Who the hell told you that!?
►Dragon (Verified Cape)
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
You did. Just now.
►Streak (Verified Cape.
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
O.O
Oh shit.
►Zuikaku (Veteran Poster)
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
On the one hand, that is illegal as all hell. On the other, from what Brownie told us about her parents…
Also, Streak, no offense, but I'm glad Tin_Mother popped your ego before you got completely insufferable.
►CopperMoon
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
You may be hot shit Streak, but nobody screws with Tin_Mother.
►LitanyofLewis
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
Tin_Mother confirmed for best Tinker.
►77ronin
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
LitanyofLewis
Was there any doubt, honestly?
►Green_Pigeon
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
Uh, do we even know Tin_Mother is a Tinker?
►Hammer (Verified Cape)Replied on April 22nd, 2011
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
*facepalm* Dumbass...
►CopperMoon
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
LitanyofLewis
Was there ever any doubt?
EDIT: Stranger'd
► Galahad (Verified Cape)
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
Idiot
►Deadeye (Verified Cape)
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
Moron.
►xXxVoid_CowboyxXx
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
Why the hell are you sheeple laughing about this? A wannabe AI Overlord just hacked the Federal Database! Might as well change my name to fucking coppertop, because we're all completely screwed!
User received 30-day ban for this post: Being an insufferable jerkass.
► Streak (Verified Cape)
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
Any objections?
►77ronin
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
Is this guy for real? Or is he a troll?
►CopperMoon
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
Umm, did Streak just hack the board to ban that idiot?
►Zuikaku (Veteran Poster)
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
Yeah, he's been handing out warnings before. First ban I know of, though.
►Streak (Verified Cape)
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
I promise to wield the ban-hammer responsibly. But seriously though, I was getting sick of that guy.
►Green_Pigeon
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
Then you won't mind if I have Tin_Mother review the ban real quickly? I sent the PM already.
►Tin_Mother (Moderator)
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
I've reviewed the issue. In all honesty, Void_Cowboy has gotten multiple warnings lately. Hopefully this will let him cool his head. Also, Streak, I'd prefer it if only Moderators handed out infractions and bans.
►sir idiot
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
Don't bet on it.
►CopperMoon
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
Couldn't happen to a nicer person.
When do you sleep Tin_Mother? Seriously, you're like a machine on these mod calls.
► Streak (Verified Cape) (Moderator)
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
Understood, Tin_Mother.
*Edit* Holy shit, I swear I did not hack that into place!
►sir idiot
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
*squints* Streak, did you just hack that Mod tag onto your username?
►Tin_Mother (Moderator)
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
No he did not. Maybe having an actual AI patrolling the boards will help keep things under control.
►Deadeye (Verified Cape)
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
As if he wasn't annoying enough before.
►Zuikaku (Veteran Poster)
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
Quite frankly, as long as he doesn't cross the line into insufferable I can live with a little annoyance.
►Galahad (Verified Cape)
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
Too late.
►CopperMoon
Replied on April 23rd, 2011
HOLY CRAP
Did anybody else feel that?
►sir idiot
Replied on April 23rd, 2011
CopperMoon
You live in Brockton Bay too? Yeah, I definitely felt that. Broke a few of my windows.
►Heavy (Verified Cape)
Replied on April 23rd, 2011
I told you that those charges were overkill!
► Sarge (Verified Cape)
Replied on April 23rd, 2011
THERE IS NO KILL LIKE OVERKILL WHEN IT COMES TO DEALING WITH NAZIS!
►CopperMoon
Replied on April 23rd, 2011
What the hell are you guys up to? Should I be skipping town for the weekend?
►sir idiot
Replied on April 23rd, 2011
Seconded.
►Zuikaku (Veteran Poster)
Replied on April 23rd, 2011
Uh, guys, check Uber and Leet's Youtube channel. Shit just got real. And I must applaud their choice of games.
►Smiler (Verified Cape)
Replied on April 23rd, 2011
XD THEY'RE SO AWESOME! THEY'RE JUST LIKE ME! :D
►CopperMoon
Replied on April 23rd, 2011
Splinter Cell? I don't know whether to laugh my ass off or scream and run away.
►Green_Pigeon
Replied on April 23rd, 2011
CopperMoon
Metal Gear Solid, too. I just saw Leet sneak attack someone from a cardboard box
►sir idiot
Replied on April 22nd, 2011
CopperMoon
*insert Why not both? .gif here, please*
►Armsmaster (Verified Cape)
Replied on April 23rd, 2011
Clockwork, those warehouses that exploded were suspected to be under Empire 88 control. What are you playing at?
►Clockwork (Verified Cape)
Replied on April 23rd, 2011
Suspected nothing. Those warehouses were depots for weapons, drugs, and everything in between. And they were crawling with skinheads. Might as well have spray-painted swastikas on the outside.
But don't worry, we cleared everyone out and a fair distance away before blowing them all to kingdom come.
►LitanyofLewis
Replied on April 23rd, 2011
Whoo! Go Clockwork! And boo Armsmaster for being a stick in the mud.
►77ronin
Replied on April 23rd, 2011
Uh, Litany, should you really be cheering this on? sir idiot can probably confirm the property damage and injuries.
►Green_Pigeon
Replied on April 23rd, 2011
77ronin
That's a good argument. As a counterargument, Nazis.
►CopperMoon
Replied on April 23rd, 2011
On the one hand, I'm all for slapping around some skinheads. On the other hand? The Empire is going to tear the Bay down around our ears if they go to war. I sure as hell hope you guys know what you're doing.
► Heavy (Verified Cape)
Replied on April 23rd, 2011
Copper Moon
We are. Those bastards have had free reign for too long. We're slapping them down, here and now. And don't worry, this war is focused on us. We'll do our utmost best to keep the public out of the line of fire.
►sir idiot
Replied on April 23rd, 2011
Heavy
FORGIVE ME IF THIS DOES NOT FILL ME WITH A WHOLE LOT OF CONFIDENCE.
►CopperMoon
Replied on April 23rd, 2011
Seriously. I'm on the other side of the city from E88 territory, and that blastwave cracked my windows. If you guys aren't careful you can wreck this city faster than Kaiser could.
►Sarge (Verified Cape)
Replied on April 23rd, 2011
NOT MY FAULT!
Er, in all honesty though, sorry 'bout that. I underestimated the quality of gunpowder and explosives those guys were packing. Kinda overcompensated.
►CopperMoon
Replied on April 23rd, 2011
Yeah, that totally fills me with confidence /sarcasm
I'm gonna load up the car and bug out for the week before you guys finish wrecking the docks and move into town.
►sir idiot
Replied on April 23rd, 2011
Sorry about the hysterics everyone. I'm currently watching things with some binoculars from my bedroom window.
► Heavy (Verified Cape)
Replied on April 23rd, 2011
Sorry about all that. I promise, we'll be keeping an eye on the morons charges from now on. Got it?
►Sarge (Verified Cape)
Replied on April 23rd, 2011
Yes sir...
►Zuikaku (Veteran Poster)
Replied on April 23rd, 2011
Still watching the channel. Excuse me.
*SQUEEEEEEEEE*
►77ronin
Replied on April 23rd, 2011
Jesus Christ, I go to sleep and this happens.
►Strun
Replied on April 23rd, 2011
Well, this is certainly a clusterfuck.
► Clockwork (Verified Cape)
Replied on April 23rd, 2011
Maybe so, but we're not backing down. Someone has to take a stand.
►Glory Girl (Verified Cape)
Replied on April 23rd, 2011
Woot! You tell 'em sister! New Wave is behind you all the way!
►Zuikaku (Veteran Poster)
Replied on April 23rd, 2011th
What the hell?! Clockwork's a girl?! Not that there's anything wrong with that!
►CopperMoon
Replied on April 23rd, 2011
Honestly, I'd still be bugging out even if you hadn't misjudged your explosives. Kaiser is a psycho, and I don't want BB to even be on my horizon when those nutjobs go to war. Good Luck though, give 'em hell.
►Strun
Replied on April 23rd, 2011
Christ, I can see the smoke clouds from halfway across town.
Kick their asses, Clockwork!
►Clockwork (Verified Cape)
Replied on April 23rd, 2011
Strun
We will, count on it. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a warplan to devise. Wish me luck.
Clockwork out.
-o-
A/N: Thanks to .IronSun. , CV12Hornet, and Strunkriindiisk for being a great help.