The Time I Had a Sex Change

"SORA!"

He snapped out of it. Sora looked around at his surroundings. Where was he again? Oh yes—that's right—Paopu's Pallet: the most well-known and cohesive restaurant in all of Destiny Islands. The joint was prone to its large windows that allowed the sun to flourish its radiance upon the table booths lined up against the walls. It wasn't like any other restaurant in Destiny Islands.

Sora had no idea what happened. He completely drifted away from reality. He zoned out and found himself thinking about things that he normally didn't think about on a regular basis. Could it have meant something? Perhaps his thoughts were a sort of signal fire to warn him of something very strange that was about to happen. Can thoughts even do that? At least he won't have to completely be in the dark when the time comes.

Sora remembered what he was doing; he was sitting at one of the booths within his favorite restaurant with his best friend. Sitting across from Sora at the moment was a gorgeous girl by the name of Kairi Lockhart, and she gave off a displeasing aura at the moment.

"Were you trying to avoid listening to me, Mr. Hikari?" she asked with a frown on her face.

"No, I'm sorry—I just kinda dozed off into another world there for a second," he apologized.

Kairi grabbed Sora by the nose and began to fiercely pinch it without much remorse.

"WAAAAAAHH!" Sora cried.

"Quit ignoring me, you dick!" Kairi cried as she released Sora's sniffer. Sora clasped his nose while offering the evil eye to Kairi.

"What is wrong with you?!" he asked.

Kairi only smiled at him. "Next time—pay me some attention when I'm talking to you."

Kairi was always like this, ever since they were kids. Sora and Kairi met when they were about four years old. They were at the beach, a beach that was known for its beautiful sun and heat that almost seemed ideal, and you had the perfect day…of course, if it weren't for one little drawback.

Sora was being abused by the neighborhood kid bullies: Seifer, Fuu, and Rai. Sora used to be a much more reserved and quiet kid, so he used to get picked on a lot, but there was only one little auburn-haired tomboy who could be Sora's heroine.

"Hey! Yeah, I'm talkin' to you three! How about you pick on someone your own size!"

Seifer and Rai laughed. Fuu would have but she was almost equivalent to emotionless.

"Pick on our own size? I'm pretty sure we're three times your size!" Seifer said with a bashful smirk.

"Yeah, you against the three of us is like—unfair and stuff! Y'know?" Rai emphasized. He had a speech impediment that made him always say 'y'know' after most of his sentences.

"One-sided," Fuu said in a monotone voice. She only said one word or two words that were necessary enough to get her point across.

Kairi bumped her pudgy little fists into her sides. "Yeah, well you can go on ahead and beat me up, cuz if you do, my daddy will call all of your daddies! My daddy is the mayor!"

"Wait a second—so you're the mayor's daughter?" Seifer yelled in disbelief. If she was the mayor's daughter then he'd be in big doo doo with his parents if he were to do something not cool. "Fine, we're leaving."

As Seifer was about to leave, little Kairi kicked the bully right in the backside.

"HEY!" he screamed.

Kairi stuck her tongue out at him. "Can't do nothin' about it cuz I'm the mayor's daughter!" Kairi touched him on the cheek. "There you go!"

Little Seifer immediately recoiled after she touched him. "NYAAAH! COOTIES!"

"Seifer has the cooties? This isn't good, y'know?!" Rai input.

"Emergency," Fuu said, once again monotone. Seifer's followers ran as fast as they could from Seifer to avoid getting any cooties.

"You guys!" Seifer complained. Perhaps they weren't as loyal as Seifer thought they were. Seifer ran after his two cronies to try to win them back.

Little Kairi walked up to little Sora. She helped him up as he dusted off his red cargo shorts.

"Thanks," Little Sora said as he rubbed the back of his head.

"No problem," Kairi said as she smiled at him. Before Sora knew it, he was kicked right in the shin. He grabbed his ankle and pounced one foot as he tried soothing his injured shin.

"Gah! What was that for?" Sora asked.

"For being a crybaby!"

Sora gasped. At that age, 'crybaby' was one of the worst things you could say to someone else.

"How am I a crybaby?" he asked.

"Because you just let them be mean to you and you don't do anything about it!"

Sora's expression softened. "If I fought back, I might…I might hurt them." He may not look like it, but Sora was pretty nifty with a wooden sword.

Kairi wasn't buying it. "Whatever, you're just a crybaby!"

"Grr, am not! Who asked you to help me anyway?!"

Kairi growled, causing her to kick him in the shin once more. Kairi was always a little violent.

"GAH! Quit it!" he yelled.

Kairi couldn't help but burst into laughter. She found this little kid oddly cute. Why did she think he was cute? He was a boy, he should be disgusting to her in every way imaginable to her tiny little brain. But he wasn't…it was strange, at least at the time, but she didn't mind being around this boy much at all.

"So," Kairi said with her high-pitched voice. "Do you wanna come back to my house and play?"

"Hm? Oh—uh, sure. Why not?"

"Okay!" Kairi was very excited. It wasn't often she got to have a friend come and play with her. She excitedly grabbed Sora's hand and started dragging him towards her house. She noticed what she did wrong and stopped, letting go immediately while inhaling a gasp.

"What's the matter?" asked Little Sora.

"You're not mad that I touched you? I might have just given you the cooties…"

Sora's face only lit up with a smile. "Don't worry about it," he said as he rubbed the back of his head. "I don't mind getting cooties from you."

"Why's that?"

"Because…you're…y'know…kinda pretty." His face was as red as a crab. It was the first time he ever admitted any girl was pretty.

Kairi had the same shade of crab, as she had never been called pretty by another boy before. "You think I'm pretty?"

"No!"

"No?"

"No, I was just—"It was time for the roulette of dumb excuses. "Saying that to be nice."

Little Kairi smiled, knowing he was just being stubborn. "Really?"

"Uh-huh!"

Kairi took him by the hand, her big blue eyes glistened with the sun shining on them. Sora had to admit—for a girl, she was rather cute. "Let's go play!" she said, running off into the distance.

And thus, a beautiful friendship was born.

"Fine, whatever. What were you saying again?"

Kairi rolled her eyes. "I was saying that I was entering the talent show for school this year."

This peaked Sora's interest. "Aw, no way. That's awesome, Kai."

"Isn't it? I'm pretty sure I'm going to just sing a song or something, but it should be fun." Kairi had always been an aspiring musician. Sora started taking a sip out of his drink. "The first place prize is a million munny."

"SSPPPPPPPTTTTTT!" Sora spit out his drink immediately. "A million munny?!"

Kairi had busted out in laughter. "No, you idiot! What kind of school gives out a million bucks?"

Sora wasn't very amused. That was a tasty (and expensive) drink she made him expectorate.

"The first place prize is 5000 munny," she admitted. "I don't even know what I'd do with 5000 munny, Sora…"

"How about plastic surgery?" he said with a sneer. He was only joking, of course. Even to this day he thought Kairi was very attractive for her age. Kairi still slapped him on the arm though.

"Seriously, Sora. That's a lot of munny for a girl my age." Sora and Kairi were sophomores that attended Destiny High.

"Maybe you could—"

"I know! I'll use it to get a dress for the prom this year! Wouldn't that be cool?"

"Sure, if that's what you want."

"Wait, is it a bad choice, though? I don't want to waste my munny."

"If that's what you want."

"Yeah, I know but—"

"Kairi," He hated it when Kairi became hopelessly indecisive. She was…hopeless. "How about you wait until you get the munny before you decide on how you're gonna spend it."

That sounded reasonable enough. Kairi put on a sheepish smile. "Okay," she relented.

"Besides, I don't want you to get your hopes up, okay?"

"Are you saying you don't believe in me?!" Kairi said with an accusing tone. Here she goes again, jumping to conclusions without context.

"That's not what I was saying. Look, I'm not saying I don't believe in you—I do. It's just—y'know, don't get your hopes up. It would break my heart to see you all pumped up just to see you get crushed in the outcome."

Kairi sighed. She knew he was right. "Anyway," she said while trying to change the subject. "Where the heck is he?"

Sora knew who she meant. She meant their best friend, and the third and final member of their little trio, Riku Kisaragi.

"You mean Riku, right?"

"No, I meant John Lennon," she sarcastically replied. Sora only responded by rolling his eyes. "Maybe we can just stop by his place after this."

"Sounds good to me."

"Where the hell is that damn waiter?"

They had been waiting for their dishes to arrive for the past ten minutes. The only reason they came here in the first place was for Kairi try out the new Paopu dish everybody was talking about at school.

As if on cue, the waiter whisked himself over to their table and placed their plates before them. "Sorry about the wait. Enjoy," he said. He couldn't help but loosen his collar up from the heat rising within him, for he had just received a mean scowl from the auburn-haired teenager sitting at the table he just poorly served.

Sora had the shrimp sushi covered in soy sauce while Kairi had her Paopu fruit dish. Kairi looked at it with a moist mouth; the juicy delight looked absolutely irresistible at the moment.

Sora couldn't help but keep his eyes on it as well. It looked so delicious, and it was tempting him to just take the fruity delight and run like hell. Sure, his sushi looked okay but not as divine as Kairi's Paopu fruit. He noticed Kairi was sporting a smirk directed at him.

"What?" he asked dumbly.

"Eyes on your own food, mister."

"Hey, I can look—no touchy, right?"

"Nope, you can't even look. You should have just got the Paopu dish like I told you to. What have I always told you?"

"That you're always right, I know. Shut up." Sora had obviously experienced her braggadocios personality before. Kairi giggled as she dipped into her fruit.

You know how you see an advertisement of food on TV and it looks delectable, but then when you really get it, it's kind of disappointing? This wasn't one of those times. The fruit looked like it came fresh off of a tree, its ripeness undeniable. Kairi stuffed her spoonful of Paopu into her mouth, making her eyes go wide once she did so.

"Oh my god! It's so good!"

Sora was licking his lips. His sushi with a coating of shrimp didn't seem very tasty anymore. Sora picked up his chopsticks and dug in anyway.

It tasted good, but the Paopu was still laughing in his face. 'You can't eat me! You can't eat me! Nah nah nah-nah nah!' it teased.

Kairi stuffed her mouth with another spoonful of Paopu. The way she ingested it looked almost…seductive? "Damn…this is the best Paopu fruit ever."

Okay, now she was just torturing Sora.

He couldn't take it anymore, the juice running down the sharply cut edges of the star-shaped fruit was just a tease at this point. "Lemme get a bite!"

Kairi shook her finger disapprovingly. "Ah ah ah! You didn't want to try it with me, so you can't try it at all."

"C'mon!"

Kairi took in another spoonful. "Mmmmm! So good!"

"You're a whore, you know that?"

Kairi chortled. "Besides, you know what the legend of the Paopu fruit is, don't you?"

"Yeah yeah yeah," he rudely responded. "If two people share one their destinies become intertwined, yada yada yada! Can I just try it?"

"You don't mind sharing it with me?" she asked, looking a little puzzled.

"Why would I?"

Kairi swirled her spoon around her delicious Paopu fruit. "Two people of the opposite sex sharing a mysterious fruit that may or may not intercept their destinies into one. Sounds a little…romantic, don't you think?" Kairi liked Sora, but she wasn't sure if she was willing to risk their friendship for a serious relationship. However, she wouldn't particularly mind it in the slightest. He was always there for her, after all.

"So what? Just because we end up being together forever doesn't mean we have to be together forever. We're just two best friends who will always be best friends, Kai. Besides, I wouldn't mind being friends with you forever."

Kairi put on a warm smile. "You wouldn't?"

"Of course not, you're the closest person I have in my life. You know me more than my own brother, Roxas. You're acting like the legend says 'if two people share one, they'll get intimate by the third day'."

Kairi blushed at the comment, but she was still smirking. "I bet you'd like that to be the legend."

Sora rolled his blue orbs. "If it were the legend, I wouldn't be sharing one with you, if that's what you're implying."

Kairi frowned. "Oh yeah? And just who would you be sharing it with?"

"Oh, that's an easy one. It'd be your mom."

"My who?"

Sora shrugged. "Your mom's hot."

Kairi wasn't surprised. He's told her that he found her mother attractive practically on the daily basis. She didn't know why, though. It wasn't like he was getting some from her, and if he did, she'd have to cut his scrotum off. A simple payout.

"You're a perv," Kairi stated as she stuffed another spoonful of fruit in her mouth.

"And the 2014 winner for captain obvious goes to—" Sora said in a mock deep voice as he pointed to his auburn-haired best friend. "Kairi Lockhart!"

"Oh, kiss my ass, Sora!"

"Sure, pull down your pants," he said nonchalantly.

Kairi chuckled. He was a pervert, but for whatever reason it made him that much more enjoyable to talk to.

"Can I just get a damn bite of your damn Paopu before I lose my damn mind with your damn teasing?"

"Fine," Kairi finally agreed. She picked up her Paopu fruit and broke it into half. She gave him the half that had tender bite marks on its pointy edges.

"What the hell are you doing? You ate off this part."

"Right. I get the bigger half. You can just have my remains."

"Seriously?"

"Take it or leave it."

Sora sighed as he stuffed the rest of the Paopu in his mouth, chewing on it with big puffy cheeks. Kairi couldn't help but laugh at Sora's face as he chewed. The boy with gravity defying hair swallowed the deliciousness down into his belly where the coldish sensation sprinkled down his throat. "Holy crap…"

Kairi began eating the rest of hers as well, of course, more appropriately than Sora, using that handy dandy spoon of hers.

"Well, Kairi," Sora said as he recovered from his rejuvenation. "Looks like we'll be best friends forever."

Kairi nodded. "I wouldn't want to be best friends with anyone else forever either. As much of a dork you are, you're the only one who can make me laugh."

"It's a gift."

The two shared chuckles with each other. Even if they didn't share a mystical fruit that was native to their island, they still would have been best friends for infinity and beyond. They had a special connection, a bond that just wasn't too easy to break.

"Ugh," he groaned.

"Open wide!" she said.

Riku closed his mouth shut as he shook his head. He was in his bed all wrapped up in his covers, and he looked like complete crap. His nose was red and his eyes were puffy. Sitting on a chair before him was Yuffie, his older sister. Ever since Riku and Yuffie's mother died about seven years before, Yuffie took responsibility of taking care of her little brother. She was currently eighteen years old. She had a spoon with purple liquid sitting on it resting within her hand.

"C'mon, quit being a little kid. Just open your mouth and swallow. Like I did when I lost my virginity."

"No way am I drinking that sugarless medicine bull crap!"

Yuffie rolled her eyes. "What are you? Six? It's just a little cough syrup, nothing to get worked up over. What, next you're gonna tell me that you're still scared of the dark?"

Riku groaned as he switched positions. "Leave me alone, will you?"

Yuffie's shoulders shrunk. "Fine…"

Riku sniffed in some mucus from within his nose as he got himself comfortable. "Thank you. I appreciate your concern, sis, but I don't need any more medicine."

Yuffie rolled her eyes. "Hey, Riku—Sora and Kairi are here."

Riku sat up immediately and put on a spirited smile. "Hey guys! GWOP!" Yuffie stuffed the spoon in his mouth with a smile that screamed satisfaction. She pulled the spoon out and Riku swallowed, his face looking agitated.

"Gotcha!" Yuffie cheered.

"Gotcha," Riku mocked in a high-pitched voice as he tucked himself back into bed. The doorbell produced its sound waves through the house.

"I got it," Yuffie said as she skipped her way out of Riku's room. Yuffie walked up to the front door and opened it. "I knew it was you two!"

It was Sora and Kairi, inevitably. She opened the second door and allowed the two teens into her home.

"Hey, Yuff," Sora greeted.

"Hey, you guys! So where you coming from? I bet you two were on a hot date, huh?"

They rolled their eyes. Yuffie was always 'Pro-Sora and Kairi in a relationship'.

Kairi gave Yuffie a disapproving glare. "For the one thousandth two hundred and forty sixth time," and counting. "Me and Sora are just friends, Yuffie."

Yuffie placed her index finger on the tip of her chin. "Right, right. I get that. But listen—how good is the sex between you two?"

Sora chuckled. "Could ya just tell us where Riku is, Yuff?"

"Upstairs, Sor!" she replied with a salute with her index and middle finger.

Sora and Kairi made their way upstairs into the refreshingly refined home. The Kisaragi's had very tan and white walls, but it was always cleaned and spruced up thanks to Yuffie's polished housework. They led themselves into Riku's room. He was sitting up on his bed watching whatever was on his TV, but not really giving it his full attention. He looked over to see his two best friends giving him friendly smiles.

"Hey, big guy," Sora greeted.

"Hey." He had a small smile on his lips. It was a weak greeting, but his whole body was weak.

Sora took a seat on the chair Yuffie sat in earlier. "You look like crap."

"Yeah, Riku, what'd you do? You look like you got hit by a bus."

"And you're helping with your motivational speeches," Riku replied sarcastically.

"Seriously, though, what happened?" asked Sora.

"Yeah, I kinda hooked up with this girl—"

"A girl?" Kairi reacted immediately, like an owl in the dead of the night. She loved gossiping about romance. Kairi ran up next to Sora and budded into his seat. "Scoot over!"

"There's not enough room, Kai!"

Kairi gave him a casual look. "Oh, you'll be fine. You're flabby ass isn't going to suffer."

Sora's expression fell like a waterfall. Riku could only laugh at them. If anything was making him feel better, it was the familiar presence of Sora and Kairi.

"So, tell me Riku, who's the lucky girl?" Kairi asked. She was oozing with enthusiasm.

"You really wanna know?"

"No—wait! Lemme guess—it's Xion, right? It's totally Xion!"

"Nope. It's not Xion."

Kairi was about to open her mouth, but Riku read her mind.

"It's not Selphie either."

Kairi was a little disappointed. Her best girl friend needed some lovin'. She opened her mouth again, but Riku interrupted once more.

"It's not Yuna, Rikku, Paine, or Olette either."

Kairi placed her hands on her hips while looking discouraged. "Gosh, then who is it? That's all of the girls we know." Kairi's dark blue orbs then spread. "Don't tell me it's…Sora, is it?"

The two boys scowled at her, and Sora whacked Kairi upside the head. "Are you an idiot?" he asked.

Kairi gave him a glare as she rubbed the painless spot on the back of her head.

"Kairi, you sure you wanna know?" Riku asked, sounding as if it were a warning.

"Yes!"

"Fine. Just don't flip. You know how you always get crazy over these things."

Kairi placed a hand to her chest as she put her left hand in the air. "I solemnly swear."

"Wait wait wait—" Sora interrupted. "What does this girl have to do with you being sick?"

Riku gave Sora an annoyed expression. "I was getting to that, asshole."

Kairi gave him a similar look. "Yeah, asshole! Shut up!"

Sora placed his chin on his palm. He hated it when Riku and Kairi, in his mind, 'ganged up on him' like that.

"Continue," Kairi said politely to her ill friend.

"Thank you," Riku said as he cleared his throat. Sora rolled his eyes. "So basically, I've known this girl for a while, and I finally decided to tell her how I felt. So we started dating secretly."

"Secretly? I thought we were best friends? We don't keep secrets," Sora interrupted again.

"Hold on a second, will you? I have a legitimate excuse. So, yeah, anyway, we were dating, right? Just the basics, you know? Holding hands, kissing, going out on dates, just having a good time—"

"Ugh, boring!" Sora sung.

"Hush!" Kairi shushed.

"Anyway, again…we were going to go to the festival, right? Problem: she was sick. So I offered to take her germs and get myself sick, and to that, we kissed. So here I am."

"You idiot, who kisses a sick person?" Sora accused.

"I think it's romantic," Kairi said with a sparkle in her eye. "To kiss despite the germs you could get, all for the person you love most to be healthy. It's kinda nice. It's gross, but nice."

"But that's germs. How can you just trade germs like that?" Sora asked rhetorically.

"So? Me and you trade germs all the time," she observed. It was true, Sora and Kairi always drank out of the same cups with the same straw, ate off of each other, if there were some sauce on the other person's cheek or mouth, one of them wouldn't hesitate to wipe it off with their finger and lick it, and they didn't consider it weird at all. They were that close of friends.

"Yeah, but—shut up."

Kairi giggled, but soon resumed giving Riku her full attention. "So, who's the girl?"

"It's…Naminé."

The room fell dead silent, and Sora could have sworn he heard a cricket.

"You mean…my sister?" Kairi asked in disbelief.

"Are you mad?" Riku asked, avoiding her gaze.

Kairi still remained as cheerful as before. "Why would I be mad? That's perfect news! I'm so happy for you two!" Kairi rubbed her hand against her chin. "Wow, no wonder Naminé has been acting weird lately."

"Why didn't you tell us?" asked Sora. "That's awesome news."

Riku shrugged. "I thought Kairi would want to—you know—rip my balls off."

"Of course not! I should rip your balls off for even thinking I'd do something that cruel!" Kairi spat.

"I think sentences like that might influence why he would think that way," Sora said with a nonchalant tone.

"So, what'd you two do today?" Riku asked.

"Nothing," Kairi answered. "We just went to Paopu's Pallet and shared that new Paopu Fruit dish. You know, the one with an extra layer?"

"You two shared a Paopu fruit?" Riku's eyes looked like they'd bulge out of his eye sockets. "And you expect me to believe there's nothing going on between you guys?" Riku was always trying to push Sora and Kairi into being a couple, but they'd always deny any possibilities of their relationship prospering to next step. Stubbornness can be a tormenting quality given to one's genes.

"For the hundredth time, Riku, we're just friends," Kairi responded. "I do not want to ruin my friendship with Sora and end up losing him forever because of a serious relationship."

Sora nodded his head in agreement.

"Besides," Kairi began to look up at the ceiling. "You know how these High School relationships go. We'd be lucky if we'd even last a week. And then you got those unfaithful boys—"

"You think I'd be unfaithful to you?" asked a slightly offended Sora.

"I didn't say that, but with how much of a pervert you are…"

"Just because I'm a little bit of a pervert doesn't mean I'd cheat. Don't act like you don't have perverted thoughts either."

"Okay, fine. But let's do this, if you'd have to choose between sex with me, or sex with Angelina Jolie, who would you pick?"

"Can I have you both?"

"Of course not!"

Riku felt like the third wheel at this point of the conversation, assuming he was even in the conversation anymore. "Should I leave you two alone for a second?"

"Shut up!" they both yelled in unison, causing Riku to laugh.

Riku calmed his giggled down for the moment and became oddly serious. "Wait—you guys tried the brand new Paopu Fruit dish?"

The two nodded dumbly.

"Idiots! That Paopu has been rumored to have been extremely risky to share! It might do something else rather than combine your destinies!"

"I'm sure it's nothing that bad," Sora contemplated.

"Yeah, I mean, if standard Paopu fruit intertwines destinies, I'm sure this new one won't do anything too different from it," Kairi agreed.

"I dunno, guys. I think you two might've just screwed yourselves up," Riku said with a lacking of positive energy.

"Calm down, Mr. Negative." Sora didn't seem very comfortable with Riku's intuitiveness. "I'm sure everything will be A-okay."

Later that day, while on their way back home from the Kisaragi residence, Sora and Kairi took the shortcut route to their area. Sora and Kairi most fortunately lived only one street away from each other. So naturally they always visited one or the other almost every day because of it.

"Man…" Sora groaned. Kairi gave him a concerned look with her big blue orbs.

"What's wrong?" she asked.

"My dick hurts like shit," he answered. Kairi rolled her eyes. He never sugarcoated anything, did he?

"I'm sure it'll fade in a couple minutes."

"I don't know, but it feels like I got kicked with a boot with metal soles."

"It can't be that bad."

"It is," he snarled. "It just came out of nowhere, too."

"But you didn't even get hit in the sack on the way here."

"Tell that to my nuts, will you?"

"Quit being a baby. Just go home and get some rest, I'm sure it'll pass."

"Blah blah blah." Getting some rest was always Kairi's answer to his complaints. If he ever found out that his cousin was born out of incest? Get some rest. Got an F on a test he actually studied for? Get some rest. Just got grounded over something he didn't even do? Get some rest. Can't sleep because of his insomnia? Get some rest. It was her default answer to problems she couldn't fix.

"Well, what do you want me to say? Go to a dick doctor?" she responded, soon chuckling at her own comment.

Sora rolled his eyes at her immaturity. "See? Even you, Ms. Princess Lockhart has perverted thoughts from time to time."

"Of course I have perverted thoughts, I'm a teenager, aren't I?"

"Well, at least you can admit it. Say Kai, do girls ever watch porn?"

"Porn? Yeah, of course we watch porn, it's just a lot of us don't like to admit it."

"Seriously?"

"Yeah, you'd be surprised. Guys aren't the only ones who like to masturbate."

This conversation was getting awkward, at least for Sora, talking to a girl about porn wasn't the way he planned his evening. Lucky for him, they came right up to his house at that moment. It was a relatively big house, one that could fit a decent amount of people.

"Looks like this is my stop."

"Kay, I'll see you tomorrow. Get some rest so that you'll be wide awake for first period tomorrow?"

"What's the point? Tomorrow's Friday anyway."

"Slacker."

"At least I don't kiss the teacher's asses."

"I am not an ass kisser!" Kairi despised ass kissers. She found them to be sleazy rascals trying to charm their way into gaining benefits.

"Anyway, I'll see you." Sora began heading up to his porch while waving Kairi off, who was making her way back home as well. Sora inserted the key into the lock and opened the front door, stepping inside the warming aura that his home offered.

"Sora!" said an enthusiastic voice. Into the room came his loving mother, Aerith Hikari. "I'm glad you're home! Did you have fun with Kairi?"

"Yeah, all we did was go to Paopu's Pallet, mom."

"Right," she said, obviously unconvinced.

There wasn't much point in staying here, so Sora decided he'd best go to his room and get some sleep. It wasn't too long until Sora felt an arm drape over his shoulders as he made his way upstairs to his lonely room.

"So, Sora," It was his brother, Roxas. "Did you have a good time with your girlfriend?"

"Not in the mood, Roxas, I'm hurting right now, okay?"

"Quit complaining, I'm sure you'll be fine."

"That's the same thing Kairi said."

"Not surprised. She has more common sense than you anyway."

"Oh, you're too kind."

"Seriously man, if I were you, I would have tapped Kairi ass by now. Kairi is beyond hott, with two T's bro."

Oh Roxas, if Sora had to use one word to describe him—douche would be the perfect one. Roxas had always loved torturing Sora with his poorly thought out banter and ridicules.

"If I went out with Kairi, there's a possibility that it could ruin our relationship forever."

"Or are you just scared?"

"Why would I be scared? Now can you seriously go away? I want to go to sleep, it's kinda hard when you're in my ear bugging me." Sora made his way into his room and slammed the door right in Roxas' face.

"Hey," he heard Roxas' muffled voice from behind the door. "I have a spare condom if you need it!"

Sora only rolled his eyes as he plopped onto the bed. Once he did, however, a gush of fatigue suddenly hit him like a whiplash. He became unbearably exhausted within the matter of milli-seconds.

"Oh, boy…really…tired…"

Her eyes opened very slowly, like an overcautious sentiment before facing unknown odds. She slowly sat up, taking in her surroundings. The room; it didn't look particularly familiar at all. Well, it did, but she shouldn't have woken up here. What happened to the pink and fluffy room she usually opened her eyes to? Where was the queen-sized bed with silky navy blue pillows with a feathery frame? It definitely wasn't in here.

"Boy, I sure do feel weird."

Kairi up from her bed and stretched, her back spine cracking a good three times as she did. She felt something odd beneath her.

"That's strange…"

Kairi placed her hands beneath her mid-section and felt…a…a…

"A penis?!"

Kairi ran into the bathroom down the hall and looked at herself in the mirror. She couldn't believe it, last night she was Kairi Lockhart in her beautiful room, and today…

"I'M A BOY!"

Alrighty, so yuppz. So I'm pretty sure this idea has been used before, and I try to use ideas people don't usually do, but I just wanted to give this a go from my own perspective. I kinda revised this a little bit too. A friend of mine on the site told me about a lot of the mistakes I had and what they thought were wrong with it, so I tried editing it to make it sound a little better. The dialogue has stayed pretty much the same, I just really needed to work on grammar, use of words, and all that other complicated stuff. It's not ALL THE WAY revised but it's the best I could do for now. I'm tired as shit anyways...it's like 3 in the morning over here.