Beybladers Vs COD
.Lockdown Special.
BeyWorldChamp Shot HiroG~
"Urgh!"
"Boo-Yea!" Tyson cheered at his brother's disappointment. "I finally got my first kill of the game."
TheLadyKiller stepped on a mine~
"Which of you sweaty bastards planted that son of a bit- It was you Max?!" Bryan shrieked at the scoreboard. "You're second too."
"Oh the mine? Yea, I planted that a while ago. Too be honest, I forgot that I had planted it." A sweatdrop formed in the corner of Max's forehead. "Oh well, thanks for the points!"
"That cute bastard." Bryan scowled under his breath. "No wonder Kai slags everyone off but him."
"I am so bored in this lockdown-"
"Jesus, if only I had a coin for everytime I had heard that." Kyoya impatiently mocked Tyson and cut him short. "You should try something different every once in a while. Like, 'Oh, I asked Hilary out today.' That would be worth listening too."
Stunned by the sharpness of his xbox companion, Tala cleared his throat and asked, "Kyoua, are you withdrawing from something? Some weed perhaps?"
"Fucking essentials. Who are the government to stop me from buying cigarettes!? They're essential because it helps me to put up with wankers like Tyson!" Kyoya announced whilst biting his fingernails. "Honestly, I would kill for a cigarette."
"Jeez." Tyson blinked with shock, "You need to chill out."
Hiro had to mute himself because he was too busy howling with laughter. He was almost tempted to take Kyoya on his offer of 'killing someone' for a cigarette. But who would it be? He was torn between Kai or Brooklyn.
"I'll give you a cigarette." Bryan perked up from the background with a filthy smirk on his face. He loudly unzipped his hoody to make it sound as if he was unzipping his trousers. "Get down on your knees and earn it."
"Fuck you." Snarled Kyoya as he spat out his fingernail. "My doctor wouldn't have a cure for the shit that you carry, you disgusting sack of crap."
Unbothered by the backlash, Bryan just laughed it off with Hiro. He found it hilarious to wind up the withdrawing teenager.
"Maybe this is a sign that you should quit your habit, Kyoya. I mean, you're being such a downer on the mood of this xbox party." Max suggested wisely and glanced down his scope to see Kai's soldier running past his view. "Oh man. I feel like I need to pray before I take this shot."
Tyson opened a packet of crisps and then asked, "Why?"
"Because I am about to shoot a teammate."
"WHAT!?" Both Kai and Tyson gasped and checked around their surroundings to see where Max was, but it was too late, the murder had been committed.
AmericanDraciel shot PhoenixBlader in the ass~
"PHEW! I mean… Wow, awesome new username Max!" Complimented Tyson. He was slightly relieved to have survived. "What made you change it?"
But Kai on the otherhand, he couldn't be mad at the blond blader. For some reason, we all know that Max was the sweetheart of the team who couldn't do no wrong in anyones eyes. Even if he did dive out of planes like he was performing a skit from Jackass.
Instead, Kai took a deep breath and silently counted to ten.
1. 2. 3~
"I changed it because I thought my last tag was boring. Besides, I think many of us have changed something during lockdown." Max answered, pleased to see that Kai hadn't reacted to the sudden death. "I mean, Bryan, I saw your new profile picture yesterday. You look so funky with the pink hair."
4. 5. 6~
"Let's not talk about the pink hair, Max." Tala insisted with a slight plea in his voice. "It's a delicate subject."
"Why?" Max obviously needed an answer.
"Because we think he's done it to get more likes than Kai on a photo." Tala rolled his eyes when Bryan huffed loudly in the background. "Kai has dyed his hair purple and Bryan wanted to make it look like they had a ying-yang going on."
7. 8. 9~
"You're so delusional to think Kai is in my league with InstaBey." Bryan announced and ran a hand through his soft feminine locks. "I was inspired by the K-Pop singers."
"Wait, Kai has an InstaBey?" Hiro almost shrieked with excitement, "How did I not know?! Oh yea, I forgot, because it's shit!"
"Coming from the man who would turn gay for him." Tyson chose a spot in the game and camped in a spot to avoid being shot again. He was tired of being placed at the bottom of the scoreboard. "Honestly, I think you're having an identity crisis Hiro."
Once comfortable, Tyson began to eat a packet of crisps and crunch loudly.
10!
"Mute yourself with those crisps you fat shit." Kyoya snapped. "I mean christ, I'd even chew your food for you at this rate."
"Man, if he's like this withdrawing from cigarettes, imagine what he'd be like withdrawing from sex." Bryan stated as he rolled his eyes. "However, Tala can give you advice on how to wank, pft, even Tyson could. So you're spoilt for choice, Kyoya."
Under his breath, Tala hissed down the microphone. Meanwhile Kai had to mute his television and his microphone to count backwards from 10, he was feeling Kyoya's stress right now.
"Hey! I might have got a little porkie, but I am going trying to get through this tough period." Tyson justified himself, "I am loving my crisps and netflixs."
"Too be honest with you Tyson, you eat more than a girl who's on her period. The shopping bill has gone up at home." Hiro contributed without mercy. "You've gained a few pounds since this lockdown and it's annoyed me because you have ruined my groove in the sofa."
"Oh shut up." Tyson retorted sharply, "You don't have a place on this sofa because you're never around! Besides, Grandpa said it will all sort itself out."
"I can't believe you just said that." Hiro growled. "I am working with our father to find the true history behind our sport."
"And how good at that are you doing?"
"I bet you wouldn't say all of this to my face, Tyson."
"Oh, family drama." Bryan rubbed his hands together excitedly and lit a cigarette. "I'll happily camp in peace to listen to this."
Max on the otherhand couldn't believe what he was hearing. He just muted everything and checked on his social media page for something more interesting. It wasn't until he saw Tyson's latest post that he could finally see what Hiro was talking about.'Holy cow. Kai won't be happy about this.'~
Sneakily, Max forwarded the image to Kai.
"The fuck-" Kai groaned with his microphone still muted. "You've got to be kidding me."
WolfBoy stepped on a mine~
"Fuck!" The red haired Russian cursed down the microphone. "MAX!"
"Oh yea. I planted that one too." He chuckled to himself and un-muted his microphone. "Look where you're going Tala."
"I'm so glad that these two aren't in front of me because I would so gag them." Kyoya shook his head, "And Bryan, you better not be smoking in front of me."
Naturally, Bryan exhaled the toxic chemicals and smirked cockily. "Would I do such a thing?" He then paused to endure the sound of Kyoya squirm.
"I'm considering the habit at this point-"
"No Max, no you're not." Kai shattered Max's point. "You're not helping."
A gulp welled down Max's throat, "Yes, Kai."
"I would love to know what that feels like. Having a teammate who actually listened to me-" Tala was soon cut short by his loyal teammate, Bryan.
"Me too. He'd bring in some hot fangirls for me to scoop up."
"Shut up." Tala hissed at Bryan, "Kai will never be your leader."
"Oh, that's a fun game to play." Bryan took another inhale of his cigarette. "Kai, if you could create your own team, who would your handpick?"
"Not you or Tyson." Kai answered bluntly.
HiroG spawned a chopper~
"Shit." Kyoya huffed as he rushed his soldier into a tunnel. He drew his knife, ready to panic stab anyone who crossed his path.
LeoneTategami stabbed BeyWorldChamp~
"Social distancing, motherfuckers." Kyoya announced with a smile, "I couldn't be more proud of myself right now. This must be a feeling which Kai has never endured before."
"Ooooow." Bryan cringed, "Too be fair, none of us have experienced that feeling for a long time."
"You make it sound like you've been diagnosed with a traumatic illness and defeating Tyson is on your bucketlist." Tala aimed down his scope to shoot up at Hiro's helicopter. "Besides, we all know Tyson's title is mine."
PhoenixBlader predatormissiled WolfBoy~
"I was aiming for the helicopter." Kai lied with a cheeky smirk on his lips. "But I missed."
"Bullshit!" Tala called out. "You did that on purpose."
"Hmm." Bryan tilted his head aside, "You know how I am always refered to as the one who carries everything? What if I am immune to corona?"
"Then I'd want you on my team." Kai lied sarcastically. "Bryan, stand here, I need a meatshield."
A/N: I'm sorry for the long wait and I'm sorry if this chapter hasn't met your standards. I am currently battling depression. But! I didn't want to keep you guys waiting anymore. However, I promise the next chapter will be so much better as I am doing some research into the gaming industry again. Take care - Granger~