A/N: I'd just like to say thank you to Crystal Forest for being so NICE! Okay, so, from now on, Stella's sort of a main character. OMG I made the funniest videos, but I can't show you them because fan fiction doesn't take videos. Check out my face book page!
Okay, this one's called Elevators, Clothes and Eavesdropping
Summary: Stella and Lenny get stuck in an elevator together, and may lose their sanity. Higgins drink-drives. Roxanne catches Rob eating her clothes after a fight with Gloria. Kurt eavesdrops on Nick and discovers a secret.
Elevators, Closets and Eavesdropping
As they all sat in Lenny's mansion like house, everyone talked to each other normally, getting to know each other (For Louis, Kasey and Stella (And her brother Sebastian)) and just joking around and talking in general. As some negative voices rose, the other voices quietened. They all turned their attention to Rob and Gloria, who continued to argue. Higgins and Eric exchanged glances. Gloria and Rob stopped when they finally realized someone watching them.
"We're just gonna…leave." Rob smirked, going red with embarrassment as he left, Gloria behind him. The others shrugged then went back to talking.
…
Higgins and Stella sat in his car. "Alright, where are we headed?" he asked. Stella then remembered she had to get to work.
"OH SHIT DROP ME OFF AT WORK RIGHT NOW!"
"Okey dokey."
"Wait, you didn't drink anything at Lenny's, did you?"
"No." Higgins snapped, a little too quickly for Stella to believe.
"Lenny's working, I'm gonna tag along with him, you're drunk." Higgins slumped as Stella kissed his cheek and left the car. He then hit the accelerator and left. "OH MY GOD MARCUS!" Stella stressed, pulling her hair. She then tagged along with Lenny to go to the mall. She was freaking out over Marcus drink-driving.
"So he just took off?"
"YEAH!" Stella snapped.
"Meh, it's Higgins, he's done it before."
"Really? Do you REALLY SERIOUSLY mean that?"
"Meh." Lenny shrugged.
"Jeez, you're helpful."
"Glad to be of assistance."
…
Kurt saw Nick's bus outside Lenny's house. Inside, Nick's head was on the wheel and his drool was all over it. He looked like he was talking about something. Kurt pursed his lips and stalked over and started to listen. Greg and Andre watched him.
"Dude, what is your dad doing?"
"I dunno something to do with Nick." Greg gave Andre a 'Nuh-Duh' look. As Kurt listened, he heard Nick yelling stuff.
"Yeah…I love you too… kiss me…Kyle…" Kurt nearly tripped on the sidewalk hearing that.
"WTF?!" Greg and Andre, hearing this as well, dropped the cans of cola they were holding and doubled over laughing.
…
Rob scavenged through the Feder's refrigerator. "…Thinks she can yell at me like that, she's so mean." He then walked through a random door that was actually Roxanne and Lenny's bedroom. He started searching through drawers, pulled out a drawer full of beautiful t-shirts and started licking one, then grabbed it in his mouth and chewed on it.
At that moment, Roxanne wished she hadn't walked in. "ROB WHAT THE - ARE YOU DOING?!"
"Roxanne!" He gasped, wiping the shirt off and throwing it back into the drawer.
"YOU'RE EATING MY CLOTHES!"
"I'm not eating them, I was cleaning them."
"THAT'S EVEN WORSE! YOU'RE A SICK, SICK MAN!"
"I wasn't even cleaning them, I was massaging them."
"UGH, JUST GET OUT OF MY-,"
"And Lenny's!"
"GET OUT!" Rob then scuttled out of the room, but popped back at the last second.
"Why do your clothes taste like strawberries?"
"Keep moving." Roxanne urged.
…
"…So why's he even drink-driving anyway?"
"Cause I forgot to steal his keys."
"He'll get pulled over soon anyway." Stella and Lenny walked very officially into the elevator, with Stella's derpy brother Sebastian following close behind. They walked into the elevator while Sebastian parted ways and walked to his desk, as he entered, everyone broke out in a dance to 'The Fox' or whatever it's called.
"I've always been scared of elevators, but not really anymore." Stella admitted, punching in the floor number.
"Good thing it's very rare for them to break down then." Suddenly the gears made a funny sound and the elevator stopped. Lenny and Stella screamed, grabbing each other's wrists.
"WE'RE STUCK! YOU JINXED US!"
"WE JINXED EACH OTHER!"
"Okay, we just gotta keep calm, call someone." Stella breathed.
"Got no credit."
"I do, I'll call Mr. Drinkie." Stella joked, dialing Higgins number, hearing his sort-of-strange message. If I don't answer, I'm drunk, dead or driving so leave a message I'll answer you later. (Unless dead occurs) "Oh, of course he would."
"What?"
"Say he might be dead and scare the crap out of me."
"Well, we're trapped now aren't we?" They both then sat on the floor of the elevator in silence.
…
As Higgins noticed the fuzz behind him, He hastily pulled over, awaiting the policeman to approach him. "Hello officer, may I help you?" He asked in a clearly drunk voice. Dante, the officer who pulled him over, realized who it was.
"You're drunk, Higgins."
"Pfft. Just because a man goes one hundred miles an hour and scrapes a few car parts off in collisions, doesn't mean he's—ah, screw it, you got me."
"You were going one hundred?" Fluzoo asked. "Do you have any idea of the speed limit on this road?"
"I dunno, all I know is I was WELL over it." He answered in the same intoxicated voice. Fluzoo and Dante opened the door and pulled Higgins up out of the car.
"The speed limit was half that. Alright, c'mon buddy, keep on moving."
"Can I put the siren on?"
"No." Fluzoo scowled. Higgins was pushed into the back of the police car and frowned.
"Am I allowed to call somebody?"
"No."
"Pwease?"
"Fine, one dirty word and no more calls." Higgins nodded a little and dialed in Stella's number.
"Hello?" Stella's voice asked on the other end of the phone.
"Hey, baby, what's up?"
"Ugh. Where are you, you're scaring me to death!"
"In the back of a police car." Higgins laughed.
"Oh, okay. So you got arrested."
"Yah. But its Dante and Fluffy, I'm not gonna be here long."
"It's just good to know you're not dead, and change your message, please."
"Later babe."
…
"ROXANNE! ROXANNE!" Kurt panicked, hurrying into the house. Roxanne walked through the doorway to see Kurt.
"Ugh, what is it McKenzie, I have my OWN problems to deal with."
"Nick's come out of the closet in his sleep!"
"What?!"
"He said, and I quote, 'Kiss me Kyle."
"My gay aerobics instructor? Why would he like that stud muffin?" Their talking stopped when they heard Andre and Greg still laughing. "How long have they been laughing like that?" Roxanne asked.
"Fair while." Kurt chuckled.
"Speaking of closets, Kurt, guess who I found with one of my T-shirts. IN HIS MOUTH?" Roxanne scowled, pulling Rob out by his ear. Kurt then started laughing himself and Rob made a very unimpressed look.
"Okay, okay." Kurt took a deep breath. "Let's sit down and tell me about your situation. Oh, Rob, Nick came out the closet."
"What?"
"Never mind." Kurt chuckled.
…
"So how long do you think we'll be stuck in here?" Lenny asked.
"I dunno, till some dumbass wants the elevator." The elevator made some clinking noises and they both screamed, scuttling beside each other.
"Is that our freedom I hear?"
"No, that's my brother blasting that fox song." Stella said in a 'derp' voice.
"No, seriously, I think we're getting out of here." The doors cracked opened and they yelled in happiness and hugged, leaving.
"Now, if you'll excuse me I have to go stop Enrique Iglesias over there." Stella chuckled, pointing to where her brother and his colleagues were still dancing to a variety of songs. "ALRIGHT, TURN IT OFF!" Stella screeched the music stopping. Lenny walked away to his own office, chuckling.
…
"…I walked in and found him sitting there with my shirt. In. His. Mouth!" Roxanne snapped.
"Rather strange situation you have here." Kurt smirked, trying to keep himself from laughing. As they continued chatting, Nick entered.
"Gay boy!" They cheered.
"What? How did you-,"
"You came out in your sleep, pay up Nick, you're gay and you love Kyle."
"Do not!" Nick snapped, coming to his own defenses.
"Do too, just admit it, c'mon."
"I'm not g-gay…" Nick cried.
"Fake. Fake and fake." Nick pouted at them and stormed out the room. "That's my walk in closet." Roxanne redirected, as Nick re-entered the room with a bra on his head, leaving the house.
…
"…So how was your-,"
"Don't say a word." Stella growled at her boyfriend before giving him a harsh slap across the face. Higgins stumbled backwards.
"OW What the fudge!"
"Drunk son of a bitch." Stella muttered with a small smile. "I'm taking your keys." She smirked evilly, dangling Higgins's keys in front of his face. He tried to snatch them away, but failed as Stella was a fair bit taller than him. He jumped up to try and reach them, to which Stella pushed him away by his face. He tried again and this time knocked both himself and Stella onto the grass beneath them. Stella waited until both of their hysterical laughter settled and then hit Higgins in the face with his own keys. "See, I hit you with them, you still can't get 'em." She chuckled, hitting him another five times.
…
Lenny and Roxanne sat alone at last, Roxanne dumping the T-shirt Rob had earlier into the bin. "What's wrong with that shirt?" Lenny asked, looking up from the magazine he was reading.
"Trust me, you don't want to know. And stop reading Playboy!" Roxanne hissed, smacking the magazine out of Lenny's hands. He narrowed his eyes at her.
"Ah go read The Rolling Stone."
…
As Kurt walked back into his own home, Deane greeted him with a kiss. "Honey, you're show's on, it's back on."
"Wow, I thought they stopped playing reruns of that!" Kurt smiled as he hurried to their family room where Charlotte, Andre and Ronnie sat watching Home Improvement. Kurt settled himself down next to Deane, and laughed through the show.
A/N: So spill, tell me if it was worth the wait!