Wow, being a fanfic writer is kinda hard whenever it comes too many ideas popping into your mind and YOU JUST CAN'T CONTROL IT! XD

But anyway, I was thinking about writing a somewhat re-write of Organization VI's Those Lacking Spines but! It's going to be turned into the MFB version where all of the bladers (except for Gan Gan Galaxy) are going to be turned into 'Semes' and be affected by the Bayblade parasite (Gutless) as their said leader, The Grand Master Fangirl (THAT'S ME! BWAHAHAHA!) is going to take control over the universe! (BWAHAHAHA again!)

Ahem, sorry. But anyway, Orgy. IV gave me the FULL PERMISSION to borrow her story and let me have ownership towards it by extending the summary, and adding a bonus chapter to it. The story line will somewhat be changed but some events or scenes (or semes? LOL.) will be my own.

So, the seme names for each blader is based off of the parody names from my MFB parody story: Bayblade! Let it Ship!

The mission is up for Gan Gan Galaxy to travel in the Gummi ship Externalist to every world of Fandom Fight Beyblade and restore every blader's body by capturing the seme's 'You Know' (their heart) into a trusty Tupperware.

Now, before I give the Worlds of FFB that each seme is going to be located in, I'm a little busy with a KH fanfic right now. As soon as I finish that, then I'll get onto with this story.

Here is the Seme cast and description:

Our heroes of FFB: Gingka, Masamune, Tsubasa, Yu, and Madoka.

WBBA directors and advisors for the dangerous journey: Ryo Haganei, Hikaru Hasama, Hyoma Harkudo and Kenta Yumiya.

Destiny Sanctuary Peak High School Academy Grammar School:

Hobio Nike with Store Kappacane (Tobio Oike)- Janitor for DSPHSAGS, Hobio was the first seme to get into contact with Grandmaster Fangirl before getting the ever helpless Reiji to be turned into a Seme with the ever helpful accompany from Rye Terra. It was then that Gan Gan Galaxy got the two into the Tupperware after Reiji's seme escaped to the DSPHSAGS gym.

Reggi Wizucha with Pose-ion Sirpant (Reiji)- Making a fiery appearance in the gym of DSPHSAGS, Reggi turned half of the prom people into vicious Gutless, making Gan Gan Galaxy more difficult to capture him. It was then that all of them were killed and Reggi found no way for them to be turned into a seme, thus getting him captured into the Tupperware.

Rye Terra Fook A Me! with Thermometer Pieces (Ryutaro)- Together with Hobio Nike, Rye Terra also tried his best to make his friend convert into a seme, thus before Reggi's escape, the Pieces blader ended up in the Tupperware.

Big Top:

Julia Ronzerk with Grover Percy Jackson- a virtuoso at violin and the hunger for great taste of music, Julia trains his Percy Jackson to almost an extent of everyday. Finding his teammates a bit strange and useful, the PJ blader always warns that 'they' are arriving and we must present 'them' to the Grandmaster Fangirl or we'll be turned into a desk for good. But none of his teammates seem to listen for they are too busy doing what they usually do.

Whales with Band Fetus (Wales)- Whale Trainer for the Big Top Aquarium and botany professor for the Big Top Flower Garden, the Fetus blader always fights over who should feed the whale first but Selphie seems to be very dominant over the favour of her doing it.

Selphie with Band Fetus 2 (Sophie)- Whale Trainer for the Big Top Aquarium and Math Teacher for DSPHSAGS, the Fetus blader seems to never care about anything in life except for her ever arguing brother that forces her to do anything at his will. She almost gave up teaching Career Day when Hobio interjected to take out her boozley stuff.

Clown with Band Kappacane (Klaus)- Entertainer for the Big Top Circus, Clown seems to always joke around with his teammates although Julia doesn't find his humor very funny. That made Clown cry one day, Whales and Selphie comforting him while they both looked fuming with silent anger at the Percy Jackson blader.

Toontown/ Incept Crossings:

Dojo with Duck Goof (Doji)- a cruel, shady, and broody seme with a dark thirst for everything bloody in his castle. Likes to play the organ and stare at the silver moon every midnight.

Tasteya Watergunny with Duck Lasher- Unlike Dojo, with a personality of everything dark and bloody, this jovial pimpy seme is ready for anything that includes diamond blings and girls. The crabby Beyblade of his has un expectantly turned into a pimping cane bursting with blings waving with endless diamond shines. All of his quotes come from the famous rapper, Lil Jon. YEAHUUUH!

Vacilliation Heights: (Team Wild Gang)

Kyoyo Tartargummybears with Rick Lenovo (Kyoya)- Once the fierce lion blader has now turned into a cheesy spastic seme with a sense of stupid humor that could turn out to be annoying but not for long. Adores anything that is pure childish and loves to talk to his teammates by bursting out with random quotes that don't make sense.

Hudson with Woolcanny Horsey us (Nile)- More gothic than Egyptian, the Horsey us blader is more of an emo that likes to be all alone in his room by being a worrywart, saying that his 'Souuuul huuuuuurt' or his 'wooouuuundds wooouuuuld not just heaaal' or just die a simple complicated death. Slightly annoyed by Kyoyo and more longingly loved by Becky and Dumber, Hudson seems to enjoy company with his teammates for he confesses that he'd rather be alone brooding his dark thoughts and feels than be ever annoyed by the stupid loquacious lion.

Dumber with Cunter Scoopyo (Demure)- an expert at cooking weird things, Dumber's not just like Kyoyo. Taking this Irony very strange, the Scoopyo blader is actually smart (None smarter than SOOBAWSUH of course!) Anyway, hanging out with his friends seems too fun for he thinks that Team Wild Gang is the best team ever in FFB.

Becky Hanway with Drake Bell (Benkei)- an old friend of Kyoyo, Becky is a real eater and loves everything that Dumber creates. Laughing along Kyoyo's weird quotes, Becky encourages Hudson to like the lion's sayings but the Egyptian goth refuses to listen to what Kyoyo tries to say. He too agrees with Dumber. Team Wild Gang will live on forever.

Chinese Store: (Team Damn Hu Zhang)

Da Wang Wang with Rick Ruzafa (Dashian)- Laid back with a Latino gangster type of personality, Da Wang Wang cares about his other teammates in a low life way. Hanging out in the alleys of the Chinese Store, he always seems to be doing things that other homies would do. Party out at night in the streets, hang out with his 'chickos' or take a long drag and puff it all out. It was then that Mayday found him in the alley and brought him to work.

Lee-Yen with Thermometer Lakota (Chi-Yun)- Original owner of the Chinese Store, Lee-Yen always finds Da Wang Wang too lazy to help whenever it comes to new items being shipped. Every time seated at the counter, he always secretly flicks through a magazine about hot cuties that roam around the Chinese Store.

Chew Shun with Pose-ion Virginia (Chao-Xin)- Store assistant of Lee-Yen, the Virginia blader always licks his lips towards anything hot being sold at the store and always plays with them everyday. Lee-Yen's other assistant, the cute girl of the 'Chinese Store' almost tackles Chew- Shun into a hug behind the curtains.

Mayday (Mei-Mei)- Oh, god I just told a little about her in the section of 'Chew Shun' -_-

Anyway, Mayday owns no Beyblade hot toy. Instead, she's a lovely cutie girl with the personality of everything asian. I bet to you right now that Lee-Yen's, Da Wang Wang's, and Chew Shun's eyes have now gone 'You know' at the sight of her all dressed half….. sorry, can't tell ya.

Gan Gan Galaxy Semes (World Unknown)

Mossymoo Kadooyeah with Roy Stacker (Masamune)- Similar to Kyoyo, Mossymoo has the personality of saying things that are utterly silly and childish towards the ever annoyed Gingka. The real Masamune, getting shocked by his own self as a seme, immediately shouts something about cake before he gets fully (temporarily) turned into a seme before their eyes. Yup, Tupperware does the trick.

SOOBAWSUH Atari with Erth Egull (Tsubasa)- The Egull blader, now his face framed with glasses with a smart appearance that Asians look like, (A/N: I don't want to be rasict- not sure if this is racist at all or not but I'm just trying to bring up imagery.) SOOBAWSUH is always occupied by playing expert level arcade games like those highly virtuoso asian gamers who play day and night. Totally trying his best not to mess up his vision, he also takes a little time for his other friend. Tsubasa, seeing the sight of his Seme, almost wanted to interfere and break the arcade machine. That's when the Egull blader gave up and let his sweet times of being seme end up in the Tupperware.

Yay Techno with Flem Libya (Yu Tendo)- a small little jovial kid that's best not to hang out with. Why? Because not only that the sweet small ice cream cone that sat atop his head and sported a rather jolly looking smiley face, you better watch out of that AK-47 he's wielding! Yes, SOOBAWSUH thinks that weapon is just for a prop that fits in with the theme of his middle eastern Bey. Wrong. He's using it as a weapon to protect UNO and Gadaffhi from the militant normal bladers that are coming to hunt them down. It was then that his obnoxious screams filled up every corner of the Tupperware.

City of OC (Team Stockbrokers):

Damn Yeah Heart! with Ladies per Sex (Damian)- the seme from the Underworld of OC. Loves hanging out with girls (No wonder his bey is called that!) and getting annoyed by the in famous Crack and drools over his sexy paintings. Ruling the city with hotties was one thing when worrying about the city's stock market was another! Never seeming to care about the downfall of the economy, Damn Yeah always possess his riches underground. Went broke because of the Tupperware.

Crack with Evee! He fell! (Jack)- the in famous Yaoi art lover of OC. Crack always seems to please Damn Yeah whenever it comes to hot art. But drawing out the depression did not make the Per Sex blader crave with lust. Instead, that just made him angry and wanted to tell their leader to turn him into a desk. Nonetheless with the arrival of GGG, the pea-cocky artist ended his dreams in the Tupperware.

Zoë A bus with Lame Nexus (Zeo)- The Byxis Blader turned into the personality of a teenager girl. He everyday calls his friends and ends up with a non-stop chat for hours about 'how was your weekend?, let's go to the party, and oh shit, I'm late for my Cross Country meeting! Better go!' His fellow teammates don't acknowledge his behavior as 'weird' but very 'interesting'. One time Damn Yeah's eyes never left the ultra short shorts that he was wearing once to a dine out with Tommy. Crack almost snickered at the sight of him bending down to retrieve the wedding ring that almost made Tommy blush with pleasure. Yes, his girly acts made him spring clumsily into the Tupperware, thus ending Zeo's Seme with a final lovely kissy sound towards Gan Gan Galaxy.

Los Machosexos:

Ryugi Keshatoo with Lasting L-Drugo (Ryuga)- Probably considered the most sexist seme of all in this story. Anything inappropriate, he has to wield the Yaoi cannon around our 4 great heroes of Fandom Fight Beyblade. As Grandmaster Fangirl's assistant to bring the non infected semes in her view, Ryugi starts up this non stop talk on how her plans are going to succeed by building up FFB and finally taking over the universe. One thing that he failed to aim (and miss) is her voice over the PA system, causing the laser to go astray. Obliging her orders, he and Gan Gan Galaxy end up in front of her throne, where his final days end right there by the Seme leader using her staff, she successfully sucked him into the crystal ball just at the top of the staff. The final battle of the Semes released started without him.

Grandmaster Fangirl as Jessica- Creator and villain of Fandom Fight Beyblade (A.K.A: Those Lacking Spines Blader Style) appears at the end of the Seme battle where she whines over her mom's order's to do chores around the house. Blowing with rage, she finally screams at the top of her lungs about her age, thus making her final disappearance at the conclusion.

Fast with Bezerk Hollowgem (Faust)- Makes a random appearance in Big Top.

Additional Semes to be captured:

Bing with Vary Aries (King)

Tommy with Spiral Liar (Toby)

Zack Kerophane with Summer If I were a rat (Zero Kurogane)

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Author's NOTE: Please Oh Please REVIEW!

I'm going to post the next chappie when I finish my KH fic. :)

BYEZ!