"This is Scauldy's sleeping spot, and we're not sharing it with you!"

"-Hey! No fair! I got here first!"

"…So?!"

Hiccup sighed in exasperation as the twins bickering could be heard throughout the entire village. He slouched deeper into his father's chair, "I guess we should probably find out what's going on. …What do you guys think?" he asked.

Toothless crooned in agreement, while Barf and Belch nodded their heads solemnly. Hiccup sighed, "Don't worry guys, I'm sure everything will be back to normal soon-"

[Crash]

"Oh, so you're playing the blaming game now, are you?"

[Second Crash]

"You'd better believe it, yak-breath!"

Hiccup sighed and rubbed his temples. After a few moments, he got onto Toothless—Barf and Belch in tow—and flew off towards the commotion.

…

It was not a pretty sight.

Weapons, food, metal…almost everything known to Viking had been carelessly dumped throughout the village. Wide-eyed, Hiccup scanned the destruction, "Well bud…I think I know where we can find the twins," he said, pointing at the trail of fallen metal. Toothless chortled in agreement; and wordlessly, the trio took off.

"Hey Hiccup," Fishlegs greeted, as said Viking landed.

Hiccup stared at the backs of Fishlegs, Snotlout, and Astrid, "Uh…what are you guys doing here?" he asked.

"Watching," Snotlout replied.

Hiccup ran his hand through his hair, "…Watching what, exactly?"

Astrid faced him, "The twins," she said quickly, turning back around.

Hiccup mentally rolled his eyes, "I can see that. And might I ask why, exactly?"

Snotlout grabbed him by the upper arm, "Just come and see," he grinned, yanking him towards a warehouse.

"I don't see what the big—" Hiccup stopped mid-sentence, "…Oh."

The twins had literally been trying to claim the warehouse, by writing their names all over the walls, throwing in their—spare—clothes, and tossing all of their weapons, tools, and anything deemed "their's" inside.

And yet they still weren't finished.

Hiccup pinched the bridge of his nose, before striding up to the twins.

"Would somebody please explain to me what is going on here?!" he asked.

They both pointed an accused finger, "He/She started it!" they hollered.

"I don't care who started it!" Hiccup yelled, "All I care about, is that you clean up this mess, let Silent Sven have his storage house back, and find a place for your dragons to sleep. …And I suggest you find one soon," he said, "Before it gets too dark."

The twins scoffed.

"Oh, and if I hear any complaining," he warned, "I'm letting your father know about this."

The twin's identical grins faltered, "You wouldn't do that…" Tuffnut said.

"Yeah…just…chill out, kid," Ruffnut said, "Chill out…I like the sound of that!" she beamed.

"You bet I will," Hiccup said, stalking off.

The twins shared a knowing glance, before they frantically rushed into the storage room.

"I bet I can finish this faster than you!" she yelled.

Tuffnut scoffed, "No way," he said, "Torch, wings!" he commanded.

Torch obeyed, causing the entire wooden structure—as well as everything inside of it—to go flying off, and out of the village.

Ruffnut gaped, "You're such an idiot…now we have to fly all around Berk, just to find our stuff…" she said.

Tuffnut swallowed, "Oh…uh…I did that, on purpose!" he grinned, "Yeah! You see, I wanted this to be a…uh…scavenger hunt!" he grinned.

"…In the dark," Ruffnut deadpanned.

Tuffnut faltered, "Y-Yes," he said.

Ruffnut face palmed, "Have fun," she said, clambering onto Scauldy, "I'm not wasting my time," she said, lightly patting the Scauldon, causing him to gracefully take off.

The viewing teens turned to Tuffnut, who had turned a deep shade of red.

He scoffed, "Psht, she's just a wimp," he reassured himself, "Come on Torch! Let's go have some fun!" he said, yawning.

Torch looked at the teens helplessly, but the teens only shrugged. Torch slouched in defeat, and after a few minutes of Tuffnut's ranting, he harshly flew up and into the forest.

The remaining teens stared after him, "…You think he's going to survive the night?" Astrid asked.

"Who? Tuffnut or Torch?" Snotlout asked.

The other teens snickered, "Both," Astrid concluded.

Hiccup shook his head in disappointment, "And we thought we were helping them by letting them have their own dragon…but it only seems to be making things worse," he moaned.

"Don't worry about it Hiccup," Fishlegs said, "They can't possibly keep this up for much longer," he said.

The other teens stared at him, unamused…before they burst out in laughter.

"…What?!" Fishlegs asked, completely oblivious to his previous statement.

"Never mind, Fishlegs," Hiccup chuckled, "Never mind…"

So lucky me gets to take the SAT tomorrow…joy.

Thanks to all who read/reviewed!

Votes for the Best Trainer:

-Ruffnut: 4

-Tuffnut: 1

-Both (Equal): 4

Aw, is there no faith in Tuffnut?

Jokes aside, here is my updating "plan" that I hope to stick to:

-Quit Pressuring Me! (Before the end of March)

-How to Please a Jorgenson (Same as above)

-Watching the Series (ROB Episode 5, or Legend of the Boneknapper; By 3/10)