Castiel jumped off God's thumb while God spoke to Sam. "Sam, what art thou doing screaming at me?"

"GIVE ME BACK MY BROTHER'S HOMOSEXUALITY YOU FUCKING FLYING DICK MASSAGER!" Suddenly Sam got a GODLY BITCH SLAP

"Wow God, that was kind of rude." Castiel said.

"Shut up Castiel before I shove Michael up your behind again." God pointed at Sam "I'm going to now touch you, on your yogurt cannon, and end your reign of terror on your brother and the elderly. BECAUSE I AM GOD"

Suddenly Castiel jumped up on God's hand and bit it viciously! "CASTIEL WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME" "I AM TIRED OF YOU GETTING TO BE GOD, IT'S MY TURN NOW!" Castiel then TORE OFF GOD'S THUMB AND RAISED IT UP HIGH LIKE A SPEAR AND SHOUTED A BATTLE CRY

He leapt off of God's hand, painting his face with God's blood, and then used God's thumb to summon ALL THE ARCHANGELS LIKE ALL OF THEM. "It's payback time for all those years you spent shoving Michael up my ass!"

God's giant ass appeared in the clouds and Castiel started throwing archangels up in there. He was filling God's behind with archangels!

Sam just stared in disbelief as God became FULL OF ARCHANGELS. They were all up in there when Castiel grabbed Lucifer by his 10 foot long penis. "HOPE YOU LIKE LUCIFER!" He shouted as he crammed Lucifer up in there along with all the other archangels, and God exploded.

Castiel yelled in victory, and then Crowley just went and bit his head off, so Castiel's time as God was dramatically shortened and now all the archangels was dead 'cept Lucifer. His ten foot long johnson saved him.

"Well... shit." Sam said. And then he remembered Dean and went racing back home to see if he was homosexual!

When he got home, Dean was on the couch, trying to jerk off some more.

"Dean! Dicks or vaginas!?" Sam shouted desperately.
Dean's eyes narrowed, and then he uttered the best final words ever.
"Dicks."
And then Dean died.

"DEAN! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

The end.