As Sweet As Honey.

Hello! Well this is my first fanfic on Skulduggery more importantly Valduggery, I completely ship them! Well this will be lots of short drabbles about them and their will have some Ganith. Xx

Some chapters they will be together others they will end up being together and some others will just be stupid fluff!

Disclaim: I do NOT own Skulduggery *Breaks down crying*

1: Bum-Bum's

It was a normal day in the town of Haggard, the terrible weather was just a perk. As rain fell from the dark skies and thunder boomed there was another storm down on the ground.

"SKUL!" Came a high pitch scream from Valkyrie's room. It was a rainy Saturday and the duet had no missions, so, they were left bored to death.

"Yes, you called?" Came the velvet voice of Skulduggery. What he saw when he walked in terrified him. Valkyrie was standing in front of a floor length mirror hand on her butt.

"Skul, do you think these jeans make my butt look big?" She asked squishing her ass. If Skulduggery had eye brows, they would have been half way up his forehead.

"Do you want the truth or a lie to make you feel better?" He asked

"The truth!" she said still palming her ass, watching it jiggle in the mirror

"It looks absolutely huge."

"Skul that's not helping." She sobbed. He shrugged.

"What? You asked for the truth."

"I know but you could have lied!"

"What lie to my big ass partner." He said chuckling to himself.

"Skul! You not helping!"

"So what if you have a big ass?" He said seductively. "I've always loved a girl with a huge ass." She raised one finely shaped eyebrow at him.

"What like china?"

"No, China may be beautiful but her ass is as flat as a cutting board." Val snorted with laughter.

"Don't you think that's a bit harsh?"

"Not at all, it's simply the truth." He said as he made his way over to her. He stood next to her fixing his tie in the mirror.

"You're so vain you know that." She said as she went to sit on the bed crossing her legs.

"One as handsome as myself must."

"Your ego is huge."

"Not as huge as your butt."

"Ahhhh!" she buried her face in her pillow to hide her Carmine blush. "Your never gonna' let me live this down are you?"

"Not a chance."

Well tell me how it was please review! This chapter was really short most my chapters are around two thousand words but like I said these are just stupid ideas that pop into my head vying to be written down. This is just to fill in my dry weekends all my friends are busy so i got nothing to do! :(