Rainbow Blew the Fuse Box

A one-shot

I just got bored. So I wrote this.

Enjoy!

Rainbow was laying on her bed, groaning.

She was bored.

This was no ordinary boredom; this was a feeling that could only be explained if you experienced it.

So, Rainbow resorted to groaning on her bed.

"Uuuuuuggghhh..."

She had tried repeating the same word over and over again.

"Barf barf barf barf barf barf barf barf barf..."

She had tried flying in circles, singing about Pinkie Pie.

"Ohhh, PINKIE... is a PIE... And she's PINK... and... she BAKES PIES... and... YEAAHH..."

She had even tried breaking the fourth wall.

"OK, so... Hello? I... my name's Rainbow... and I'm pretty bored, so... um... HALLELUJA," she said, facing the wrong direction.

Nothing had satisfied her, so she had one last thing to try.

Flicking the light switch on and off like a filly.

She put her hoof on the switch.

She counted down.

Three...

Two...

One...

She frantically flickered the switch, as fast as she could, for approximately fourteen seconds until the light stopped turning on. At the same time, a loud pop came from the laundry room, and Rainbow squeaked.

"FUCK."

She went to investigate. The dark halls ominously threatened to... to... stay dark longer, so, she had a right to be scared.

She quickly thought better of it, and flew out of the house.

The night sky was not any darker, but it wasn't any brighter.

Rainbow thought of all the things that could possibly... be out there.

Like... a bat. Or something.

She flew faster, fright pumping through her veins.

Twilight heard a loud thunk on her door.

She walked downstairs groggily, not really understanding why things went bump in the night.

It was an unsolved philosophy.

When she opened the door, a blur of rainbow shot inside, and started to convulse in the middle of the room.

"I... my fuse... it's DARK NOW... I... electrician, it's... DARK... light switch... popping, Twilight..."

"Rainbow? What the hell, Rainbow?"

Rainbow composed herself.

"I'm sorry... I just got scared... My house blew a fuse, and I can't fix it."

They flew to Rainbow's house.

When they got to the front door, Twilight pushed the door open and absent-mindedly flicked on the light.

"Are you FUCKING kidding me?"

I had a bit of fun with this!

It was... fun!

...ha ha! Ha!

Yeah.

How mad would you be, if you were Twilight?

Thanks for reading!