Aaaand here's Day 11 of the 100 Day Drabble Challenge! Based off of this picture: The Misadventures of Kenny and Craig II by Zteif.

"Why is it that whenever we hand out, I always end up RUNNING FROM AUTHORITIES?!"

"Come on, Craig, running is good for you!"

Craig Tucker was cursing Kenny McCormick in every way he knew how as they ran from the cops with McDonald's bags clutched firmly in their hands. Kenny had a crazed, exhilarated smile on his face. Craig looked like he wanted to throw up and kill Kenny at the same time.

How did they get here? Well...

Kenny and Craig walked into a McDonald's on their way to Stark's Pond with obviously every intention of paying for their food. Or, at least, that was Craig. So they went in and did the usual routine. You know, got in line, ordered two Big Mac meals, and waited for their food. Easy. Simple. There should've been no trouble.

When their food came out, everything was still normal. Kenny went up and grabbed the bags. He handed one to Craig. It looked like he was about to pay, but at the last second he turned, grabbed Craig's hand, and ran like the devil was after him. They sprinted down the road away from the McDonald's. It wasn't long before they heard a siren behind them. This all brings us to present time.

The siren was coming steadily closer, too close for Craig's liking. Luckily for them, Stark's Pond was right ahead. Kenny grabbed Craig's arm and hauled him into the trees. They stumbled through the woods until they couldn't hear the siren any longer. When all was silent, Kenny let out a breath. Digging into his bag for a French fry, he said, "Well, that was a close one!"

Craig simply glared and snatched the fry out of Kenny's hand. He popped it in his mouth and grumbled, "I am never going to McDonald's again."