Note: Sorry for any grammar or spelling errors. Not Beta'd.
My first story. Constructive criticism is welcome.
It doesn't have the newer stuff going on in the shows. I have not seen the newest seasons of Supernatural, Psych, Sherlock, or The Vampire Diaries.
Warning:There is swearing in this story. There will also be some kissing between both male/male and female/male. Nothing explicit.
Story Cas/Dean, Sherlock/John, Veronica/Logan, Sam/Gabriel, Tyler/Jeremy, and Shawn/Lassie.
Disclaimer: I don't own Supernatural, Psych, The Vampire Diaries, Psych, Veronica Mars, or Sherlock. They belong to various individuals, none of which are me.
Chapter One
Aphrodite sat on a bench in a park, thinking about how hard it was to get people to realize that they were in love. It really didn't help that the one was an angel who let the other walk all over him, and the other was a hunter in the proverbial closet. Aphrodite was about ready to put the two, Dean and Castiel, on trial to prove their love. God had asked her to no longer put people on trial. Aphrodite had been put on the harder cases of love. Aphrodite did the matches the cupids had a hard time managing. Aphrodite would be given a single pair about every year, but it could take years to get the beings together. Some of the couples proved that God had a sense of humor.
Aphrodite personally thought it was funny that God had decided to have his favorite angel fall in love with the righteous man. Funny in the fact that the righteous man was so far in the closet that he needed a map to get out of it. Dean, who has the need to be as straight as humanly imaginable, with the fighting, drinking, car, music, and the one night stands. Aphrodite could really care less about Dean's constant need to state his sexuality in everything he did, if it hadn't gotten in the way of her orders. Aphrodite was only holding back from torturing Dean for Castiel's sake.
Aphrodite personally didn't like Dean. Dean had a perfectly adorable angel in love with him and he went and slept around. Aphrodite also felt that he was an idiot for not realizing that Castiel loved him. Seriously Castiel had rebelled against heaven for the guy. Aphrodite had been to heaven. The place was much nicer than earth when there wasn't a war being fought. Aphrodite would never give heaven up for a human personally, but she wasn't Castiel.
Castiel was one of the few angels Aphrodite could stand. Aphrodite could also stand Gabriel and Balthazar, but Balthazar was dead, and Gabriel was pretending to be dead. Aphrodite was also in charge of Gabriel's love life to. Getting Gabriel with the person he loved wouldn't be that hard. Aphrodite had only been given the order because the Cupids are afraid of Gabriel. Along with Gabriel and Sam, Aphrodite had to get Sherlock and John, Tyler and Jeremy, Shawn and Lassiter, and, Veronica and Logan together. Aphrodite felt that the easy parts of the equations were Logan, Gabriel, Castiel, and Sam.
Aphrodite had no clue how she was going to deal with getting Veronica, Shawn, Dean, Tyler, Jeremy, and Lassiter. Veronica it was really just getting her to forgive Logan. The rest she had to get to admit to being in love. Aphrodite really wanted to know how all of them managed to go around life without a brain, because obviously they were missing one.
As Aphrodite sat on the bench she heard a prayer asking for someone to please get Castiel and Dean together. The prayer was from Sam. Aphrodite had a sudden idea. Aphrodite would get Sam's help. Aphrodite zapped herself to where Sam was. You might be asking how this is possible with the sigils written into Sam's ribs. Well Aphrodite is a Greek goddess not an angel.
Aphrodite appears before Sam. Sam jumps into the air from his seat on a bed in the motel room him and Dean are sharing. Sam screams "What the hell? What are you?" Sam then pulls his gun at Aphrodite.
Aphrodite say's "Hold on a second I will prove I am not a demon. I am Aphrodite. You know the Greek goddess of love. You prayed that someone would get your brother and Cas together."
Sam looked at Aphrodite skeptically passed her a knife salt and holy water and said "Okay test yourself. If you're not an angel how did you hear my prayer."
Aphrodite cut her arm put the salt over the cut and then she put holly water on it. Aphrodite looked up at Sam and said "Dean and Castiel's love is sort of my territory."
Sam looked confused at Aphrodite and said "Explain."
Aphrodite sighed and replied "I have been put in charge by God to get Castiel and Dean together. God puts me in charge of getting the more stubborn couples together."
Sam had a small smile show up on his face and said "That seems like a nice way of putting things. Stubborn does not begin to encapsulate my brother. How many couples are you in charge of getting together at the moment?"
Aphrodite gave a half smile to Sam and replied "I have six couples to deal with at the moment."
Sam said "Hopefully none of them are as unwilling to see what is right in front of them. Do you want to talk about them? Maybe I can help you come up with a plan on how to get them together."
Aphrodite threw a full smile in Sam's direction and said "That would be nice, thank you. I have decided I like you. So, two of the couples I have to deal with are in similar boats. One of them faked their death and the other doesn't know that they are still alive. The one I think will easily get together. The one will probably punch the other one and then a couple weeks of groveling and the other will forgive them. They will then take a little while to realize their feelings and get together. The other couple John and Sherlock will be harder. Sherlock has figured out that he is in love with John. John has yet to figure out how deep his feelings for Sherlock go. John like Dean is adamant that he is not gay. Not that I am saying either of them are technically gay. They just have male or angel in a male vessel, soul mates. Well John will hit Sherlock for faking his own death, and then John will feel the urge to kiss Sherlock. John will repress the urge and deny that he ever thought anything along those lines until the day he dies. I have to find a way of making John face the truth with no way to back out. Sherlock if left on his own will never say anything because he cherishes their friendship too much, just like Castiel. Then there is Veronica and Logan. Logan was an idiot back in college and lost Veronica. The problem is getting Veronica to actually forgive Logan. Veronica has said she forgives Logan but she actually hasn't. Also I don't like her boyfriend Piz. Piz is just too perfect. Then there is Carlton Lassiter and Shawn Spencer. Shawn is a Psychic Detective for the Santa Barbra Police Department, and Lassiter is the Head Detective. Lassiter represses the majority of his emotions. So he has no clue he is in love with Shawn. His pent up feelings are coming out in the form anger and hatred. Shawn on the other hand thinks that his flirting with Lassiter is to annoy him. Shawn has yet to ask himself why he wants to get under Lassiter's skin. Then there is Tyler and Jeremy. Those two are friends right now. They used to fight all the time. They had been fighting over this girl named Vikki. After Vikki had disappeared they still fought. Then they sort of bonded over their live of art, and the loss of both of their fathers. Then Tyler turned into a werewolf and started to hang out with Caroline. Jeremy started hanging out with Bonnie. I am just happy no one has handed over Bonnie and Damon, and Caroline and Klaus over to me. Well Jeremy and Tyler have kept having an on and off friendship. They have mostly just been friends when both of them were sort of single. I don't think that either of them has realized that. Tyler and Jeremy get each other to show a back bone, that normally they don't show. I also think it is a funny match in the fact that it is a vampire hunter and a hybrid. Then there is Dean and Castiel, which you know all the issues I have to face."
Sam looked thoughtfully at Aphrodite for several moments and said "Wow. That does seem like quite the challenge. We should come up with a plan for that quickly. You know get it all done."
Aphrodite looked at Sam confused and asked "You want to help?"
Sam threw one of his Bitch faces in Aphrodite's direction. Sam said "Yeah, with that huge of a work load you will get to my brother and Cas after I am dead. So plan, do you have one."
Aphrodite sighed and said "Outside the attempts to lock them in closet and hoping they will figure it out, no plans have been made. I have spent most of my time figuring everyone out."
Sam shook his head and said "Okay, first task will be coming up with a plan. We will get together at the library tomorrow at noon and come up with ideas. You should head out before Dean gets back from the bar. If in fact, Dean decides to come back tonight."
Aphrodite zapped herself out of the motel and worked on coming up with some sort of plan before she meet with Sam.