A/n:

AC: :33 *yawns and stretches furrom a lazy nap* Imagine that the Titans don't have their usual battle regalia on. *paws around and goes back to sleep*

' I really think breaking into Raven's room to poke around isn't a smart idea...'

Robin's nerves were edgy, he was sure there was a thing in the corner of the room. The various candles and mirrors in the dark room were quite menacing. How the hell did Raven get any sleep with all the skulls?

'Oh, shut up. Scared a demon'll getcha? For the ex-Boy Wonder, you sure are a marvel.'

(Somewhere in the world, Martin Goodman rolled in his grave.) Beast Boy poked at a musty tome that was floating over a candle, surprisingly not catching fire.

'- think that they'll be in my room, right? I mean I already caught them in the basement, the T-Car, the Couch, Training Rooms, plural, and in the bathroom, multiple times.'

'It would not be wise of either of them to continue to explore each other in such an odd manner in the odd places.'

'Eh… You're right. At least Robin might be smart enough-'

Robin heard Starfire and Raven's voices near the entrance to the latter's room.

He needed to hide or risk getting obliterated by Raven.

'Yo, check thi-', Beast Boy was about to pick up a skull of some kind of alien-slug-phallus-thing when Robin slammed his hand over his mouth and dove into Raven's bed, nearly strangling him in a deathgrip. They both sank in a pit purplish-black polyester and cotton.

Robin heard the door sliding open, the slight hiss of it locking behind whoever floated in. Oh, god. If she decided to lay down instead of abusing her powers to float over her bed, they're more than likely going to be the victims of the newest NCIS episode.

Beast Boy ground his body against Robin while licking at the fingers at his mouth.

'Mmph-'

Robin had to stifle a squeal, Beast Boy wasn't going to make averting disaster much easier, unless-

Beast Boy's hands had reached up and wrenched Robin's hand off of his mouth, giving him the freedom to turn his entire comfortably towards him.

He ground his hips harder against Robin as the light turned negative.

Raven had them suspended in the air, her eyes taking a menacing red tinge, the shadows under her were swirling.

'Azarath-', Robin began to steel himself for the cold emptiness of space when Beast Boy interrupted her incantation.

'Why do you have a dildo disguised as a skull?'

Raven lost her concentration, turned a shade of red that rivaled Starfire's hair, and magicked them out of her room through a wall.

A/n:

AG: 8ad. 8ad. 8aaaaaaaad. this t8k way l8nger than I w8uld like it t8. ::::(