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Prologue: The First Day of First Grade
It was the first day of first grade. It was also August 27. All the kids were excited to see their new classrooms. Bulma walked in the school with Tights.
"I can't believe you turned me into a little kid! I don't wanna go through puberty again!" Tights yelled.
Bulma shushed her. "It's alright, plus you don't have to go to college,"
Tights just glared at her. "I feel like Goku from DBGT.. And you know I hate GT!"
They went to the office to get their schedules.
"Hmmm...I have Mr. Ouji as the teacher, and what the f***!" Bulma yelled.
At the classroom, everyone was back. Bulma saw Goku, Vegeta, Krillin, Piccolo, Chi-Chi, Tarble, and 18.
"Hey guys!" Bulma said running up to them.
Chi-Chi gave Bulma a hug.
"Bulma!" Goku and Krillin said.
"Hi, Son-Kun, Hi Krillin," Bulma said.
Tarble said, "You dyed your hair lavender?!"
Bulma said, "No I didn't! My hair is really lavender! It just looks like blue sometimes. Also, blue is so last year. I'm glad my hair changed,"
Chi-Chi said, "You got rid of that stupid braid!"
Bulma glared at her. "Yes, I got rid of the braid,"
She walked up to Vegeta and blushed as she asked," Where's my Veggie-Hug™?"
Vegeta blushed as Bulma gave him a hug. His tail wrapped around her as he blushed even more.
Meanwhile, Frieza and his group (Brolly, Bojack, Dodoria, Zarbon) was giving nerds wedgies.
"Haha!" Frieza laughed.
"KAKARROT!" Brolly yelled.
"Yarrgh, I'm Bojack the pirate!" Bojack yelled.
"How did you even pass kindergarten?!," Frieza said
Yamcha walked in. Everyone got quiet as they stared at him.
"Hi!" He said.
Kids start booing and throwing paper and ki blasts at him.
"Who's the ugly guy?" asked Tights.
"That's just Yamcha, the player. He had many girlfriends and cheated on them," Mai said.
Tights said, "He deserves to die!"
Piccolo said,"He did! Look at my YouTube video,"
Video-
Yamcha was tied up in a chair full of lit up dynamite in front of Buu.
"Yo yo! What's up n*****! This Young Piccolo here! This gonna be the most dope video you n***** ever watched. Look at this!" Piccolo said to the camera.
"Time for you to die, Buu!" Piccolo yelled from a distance.
Yamcha cringed as the fire lit so close to the base.
Buu said, "Buu no like ScarFace!"
Goku said, '5...4...3...2...1.."
Yamcha exploded as the dynamite blew up.
It consumed Buu as pieces of him fell from a distance.
"YAAAAAAYYYY!" Everyone cheered.
"Did you see that n****?! The f****** white n**** exploded!"Piccolo yelled into the camera.
"Yamcha's dead!" Tien cheered.
"Happy New Year!" Goku screamed.
"Alright n*****, that's all right now! But I hope this go on MTV n*****!" Piccolo said.
End Video-
Everyone was laughing.
"That was the funniest video ever!" Tights said.
"Yeah, and I got on MTV!" said Piccolo.
"You still got that video," Yamcha said.
Just then, the teacher came in the classroom. Everyone was shocked.
"Father?!" Vegeta and Tarble exclaimed.
"Yes it's me, the school paid me ten thousand if I teach you," King Vegeta said.
Celeria followed King Vegeta.
"What's she doing here?" asked Tarble.
"She was so smart in preschool, that she skipped kindergarten," King Vegeta said.
"Playtime!" Frieza yelled.
"No! No more playtime," King Vegeta said.
Everyone gasped.
"Why?!" asked Frieza.
"There's only freetime if you finish your work," King Vegeta said.
Frieza glared at King Vegeta.
"Here are your seats," King Vegeta said.
There were 8 tables for 43 kids.
Table 1-
Vegeta Goku Chi-Chi Bulma Tarble Celeria Piccolo
Table 2-
Krillin 18 17 Taleem Mai Gure Tights
Table 3-
Frieza Brolly Cell Bojack Dodoria Zarbon Cui
Table 4-
Turles Bills Whis Tien Launch Princess Snake
Table 5-
Guldo Ginyu Reccome Jeice Burter Oolong
"Wait what!? Father, you brought Oolong to the school?!" Vegeta yelled.
"He paid me 500 dollars," King Vegeta said.
Oolong walked in, "Hi ladies!" He said.
All the girls punched him in the face.
"Anyway, back to the table selection..."
Table 6-
Zangya Maron Jessica Carrie Chiaotzu
Table 7-
Buu Hercule Caroni Piroshki
Table 8-
Yamcha
"What!? Why do I get to sit alone?!" yelled Yamcha
King Vegeta said, "One, I hate you, Two, you tried to steal my son's girlfriend, and three you just yelled at a teacher, so you get detention!" He said as he handed Yamcha a pink slip.
Everyone laughed at Yamcha, while Vegeta gave his father a hi-five.
King Vegeta said, "Since it's the first day, there's no P.E and lunch. Also, it's a half-day,"
Everyone cheered as they thought of the half day.
The bell rung as King Vegeta said, "It's recess time,"
Everyone ran to the playground as they reuntited with their friends.
Carrie and Jessica walked up to Maron as they said, "What did you do for summer?"
Maron shuddered as she had a flashback.
Flashback-
Maron was in Hawaii, but she wasn't having fun. She was busy serving people in Hawaii. She didn't have the money to get a suite, so she had to pay it out by working there.
"Hey lady!" a rude customer said.
Maron forced a smile on her face as she said, "Yes, sir?"
The man was extremely fat and said, "Massage my feet and back," as he rolled over.
Maron almost threw up looking at the rolls on his back.
"Well?! Get on with it!" The man yelled.
The manager said, "You better give him a massage, or you're going into toilet duty!"
Maron almost cried as she started massaging the inside of his rolls.
End Flashback-
"Ummm...I...had a date with 17," she boasted.
Vegeta, Tarble, Piccolo, Bulma, Chi-Chi, Krillin, 18, Tights, and Goku were talking on the swings.
"Son-Kun, what did you do for the summer?" Bulma asked
Goku was confused, "Why did you call me Son-Kun?"
Bulma yelled, "'Cause that's your nickname, so deal with it!"
Goku turned away as he said, "All I did was go to summer school with Chi-Chi..."
Chi-Chi said, "He made the teacher quit, so I had to tutor him!"
Goku said, "That means i'm smertaer!" he said proudly.
"It's 'smarter', Kakarot!" Vegeta yelled.
In the background, Brolly heard the name and started beating up Yamcha, yelling, 'KAKARROT!'
"What did you do for summer, Vegeta?" Goku asked.
Vegeta blushed as he said, "I...I trained..."
Bulma hit him as she said, "On my birthday, he romantically flew me around the world,"
"Aww..." Tights and Chi-Chi said.
Vegeta scowled as he said, "Only because you kept annoying me about flying you somewhere,"
Bulma said, "I know you enjoyed it, Veggie,"
Veggie blushed as he yelled, "SHUT UP!"
Everyone started laughing.
He turned SSJ as he screamed, "STOP LAUGHING!"
Everyone shut up right then.
Goku said, "It's ok, Vegeta. I forgot Chi-Chi's birthday and she yelled at me,"
Chi-Chi hit him with a frying pan as she said, "I'm still mad at you!"
Meanwhile, Brolly was beating up Yamcha.
"KAKARROT!" Brolly screamed as he pounded Yamcha's head to the ground.
"I'm not Kakarot!" Yamcha yelled
That made Brolly even crazier
"KAKARROT!" He screamed as he threw Yamcha far away.
Everyone was laughing hysterically.
Tights said to Bulma, "Your life is crazy..."
Bulma said, "That's only the start..."
The bell, rung and everyone got their stuff and went home.
Next Time- A Day of Madness (Character Encyclopedia first)
Well, there goes my first chapter. The next chapter will be my new Character Encyclopedia. After that, It'll be A Day of Madness. Also, desperate Yamcha lovers- Tights is NOT going to be paired with Yamcha. I don't know who, but it won't be Yamcha. Also please review you opinions 'cause my goal is 50 for right now. Thanks! :)