Disneyed!

We all know that Disney now owns Starwars. So, as a tribute to the originals before Disney messes them up, this is a parody of them if Disney had made them originally. I do not own Starwars or Disney.

IV 1 :A new song

The Rebel soldiers crouched down with grim looks on their faces. All, except, for one. "Wait! We can't kill them! We have to let them in! Otherwise we might not get a G rating!" Everyone else in the room groaned. Ratings aside, that particular soldier had always been a pain in the neck.

"Sure, why don't you open it?"

Said soldier was also particularly stupid. "Sure!" The idiot then ran to the door and opened it, and was shot by the stormtroopers who did not care about ratings.

Later…

Princess Lea was brought to Vader. Of course, since most Disney movies are musicals, it only seems right that they sing a song together. Vader, however, had other ideas.

"Darth Vader, only you could be so…so… What's an insult that I can use that isn't really an insult?"

Vader smacked his forehead and left a large dent in his helmet. He then began to sing:

I'm Mister Darth Vader, I'm mister black.

I'm Mister dead trooper, I'm mister temperamental.

Friends call me Anakin, whatever I touch,

Starts to choke in my clutch.

I'm too much.

Various tiny officers entered (because mini Vaders in various states of nudity would simply be disturbing):

He's Mister Darth Vader, he's mister black..

He's mister dead trooper, he's mister temperamental.

Friends call me Anakin, whatever I touch,

Starts to choke in my clutch.

I'm too much.

"And now, Princess, we will take you onto our hopefully scary but not too scary very big ship."

"Wait! I have to sing, Anakin!"

"That name no-longer means anything to me! Heck, if you are Obi-Wan, it probably never meant anything to me! Except to do the opposite of what he tells me to do. "