*OK, OK I KNOW I WAS SUPPOSED TO UPDATE ON MY SNK FIC, BUT IM STILL WORKING THROUGH THE KINKS OF THE NEXT CHAPTER…SO HERE I WROTE SOMETHING NEW THAT HOPEFULLY KEEPS YOU DISTRACTED LONG ENOUGH FOR ME TO FINISH IT..*

*Sumimasen for spelling errors and such*

This feels so good.

Standing in the shower, the cold running water felt so soothing against my bare heated skin. The day had been so long and stressful that I barely had any time to relax. Sakura had been nagging me for extra credit all day long, Sasuke and Gaara got into a fight over Naruto again and Cloud and Aerith couldn't stop texting each other making those stupid texts alerts go off, even when I confiscated their cellphones they managed to tick me off by sending each other notes.

Sigh…

Why I decided to become a high school teacher is beyond me. I've still got a stack of Math and Chemistry homework to grade. Maybe I'll just get Sakura to grade them for me as extra credit, she is the only who could do it in any case, having a 99% average for every single one of her subjects, so maybe I should do that.

Turning off the cold water I get out of the shower slowly and dry my hair off with the towel. Walking into bedroom I turn on the fan and get onto me bed soaking wet and just let the cold air carry me into a nice cool nap.

Fuck I'm so hungry.

This sudden attack of hunger is driving me crazy. Getting up from my bed I decided that I'm going to get some of my favourite brand of noodles to cure the new hole in my stomach. Shivering, I realised that it started raining outside. Getting off my bed I noticed I had a hard on, sadly my hunger was winning the war of my current bodily functions, I'd just have to walk this off. I pulled on a pair of black underwear and a pair of blue jeans, while rummaging through my closet for a white t-shirt. Not wanting to spend too much time on finding shoes I decided it would be better if I didn't wear any. I grabbed my umbrella hanging on a hook on my front door. I searched for my keys through the mess on my coffee table in my small living room. Opening the door, I opened the umbrella and ran toward my black city golf Volkswagen. Before I started the car I noticed that the gas tank was empty.

Shit looks like I'm going to have to run. Man I'm really hungry, oh well those noodles are worth it anyway.

Getting out of the car I opened the umbrella and started running to the grocery store two blocks away from my apartment building…barefoot. I probably looked like a lunatic to everyone around me. Once I reached the grocery store, I closed the umbrella and left it outside. Walking into the store, I probably looked like a wet maniac.

"Orochimaru what happened to you? Wait wait don't tell me! Noodle craving and your car's out of gas?" Shikamaru chuckled.

I just sighed, nodded and headed toward the third isle. I grabbed 12 packets of my four favourite flavours and headed toward the counter. I paid Shikamaru and proceeded to the doors when I realised I had dropped my apartment keys in the isle. Quickly walking back I bumped into something and fell over landing against a pyramid of canned spaghetti and meatballs, most of them falling roughly on top of my right leg.

"Oh my God are you ok?" asked a sweet low gentle voice.

I looked up to see a gorgeous man with long flowing silver hair, wearing a green jersey and black pants smiling at me through his spectacles with brown eyes. I was stunned by how handsome this man looked that I was spaced out and didn't hear him say anything.

"Are you ok, hey…"

I snapped back to reality and glared at him. He reached out his hand to pull me up and I took it. He pulled me up to hard causing our bodies to collide roughly. He gently held onto me to make sure I didn't fall back down. My heart started racing at an extremely fast pace, and my brain seemed to switch off as my cheeks started to burn red. He smelled so...so…amazing, like…fresh cut green apples. Noticing he was holding my hand I jerked it away roughly.

"Could you please watch where you're…ssss..aaahhh!" The pain in my right leg shot up so quickly that I could barely even talk.

"What's wrong are you ok?!" Even though I'm sure I was just imagining things, I sensed genuine concern in his voice.

"Let go of me asshole. Sss, would you please get out of my way, im trying to find my keys."

I felt something cool brush against my hand and noticed it was my keys he was handing over to me. I grunted a 'thank you' and limped over to Shikamaru.

"Think you could give me a ride home?" He sighed and nodded. He grabbed his keys and walked over through the back entrance. I went outside to grab my umbrella and waited there for Shikamaru to come around with his car.

The rain was coming down hard and fast now, and the wind started blowing.

How long does it fucking take to start a car?!

"Hey…Hey…Excuse me…Hey." I felt someone tapping on my shoulder. I turned around to see the man who knocked me over standing with three grocery bags.

"What do you want? To push me into the street? Leave me alone."

"Hey I'm really sorry, is there anything I could do? Take you to a doctor or something?"

"I don't need your charity please just go away before you hurt me again."

"I really am sorry and would like to make it up to you. I don't hurt people intentionally…especially not someone as adorable as you are." He smiled at me so warmly, the wind wafting that fresh cut apple scent across my face.

I Just stood there, blushing, when finally Shikamaru showed up in his car.

"Hey what's your name?" I didn't reply and opened the car door. "I'm Sepiroth, but my friends call me Sepi-san."

I ignored him and got into the car.

"Shikamaru why are you not driving?" I was tired, cold, wet and hungry and I really didn't have time for his stupidity right now. He rolled down my window and shouted to the stranger who surprisingly was still just standing there staring at the car.

"His name is Orichimaru, but everyone calls him Oro." After he shouted, he rolled up the window and drive me to my house. I glared at him the entire drive.

Once we reached my apartment building, I got out, took my things and slammed the door harshly.

"You could say thank you, you know." Shikamaru yelled through the window. He rolled it down again and drove.

I stared at the grocery bag.

I'm not even hungry anymore.

I limped towards my apartment hissing my way through the pain to the fourth floor, dropped my plastic bag on my kitchen table and headed straight for bed.

*Hope you liked this randomness I threw together, I'll try to update more on this in the next day or so. Review and tell me whatcha think*